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01-07-2002, 20:27:02: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 1 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,." he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.." He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought - frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don't care what it's founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction - Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the "creative temperament." - it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No - Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we're descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather's brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I'm supposed to look like him - with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father's office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe - so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, "Why - ye-es,." with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog - at least I had him for a few days until he ran away - and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. "How do you get to West Egg village?." he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college - one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the "Yale News." - and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man.." This isn't just an epigram - life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York - and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. they are not perfect ovals - like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end - but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. to the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the - well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard - it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby's mansion. Or, rather, as I didn't know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires - all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I'd known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven - a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy - even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach - but now he'd left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he'd brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. it was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don't know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. This was a permanent move, said Daisy over the telephone, but I didn't believe it - I had no sight into Daisy's heart, but I felt that Tom would drift on forever seeking, a little wistfully, for the dramatic turbulence of some irrecoverable football game. And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens - finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body - he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage - a cruel body. His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked - and there were men at New Haven who had hated his guts. "Now, don't think my opinion on these matters is final,." he seemed to say, "just because I'm stronger and more of a man than you are.." We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own. We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch. "I've got a nice place here,." he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly. Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore. "It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.." He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. "We'll go inside.." We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor. The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it - indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in. The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise - she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression - then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room. "I'm p-paralyzed with happiness.." 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Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen,." a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. "Do they miss me?." she cried ecstatically. "The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there's a persistent wail all night along the north shore.." "How gorgeous! Let's go back, Tom. To-morrow!." Then she added irrelevantly: "You ought to see the baby.." "I'd like to.." "She's asleep. She's three years old. Haven't you ever seen her?." "Never.." "Well, you ought to see her. She's - -." Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. "What you doing, Nick?." "I'm a bond man.." "Who with?." I told him. "Never heard of them,." he remarked decisively. This annoyed me. "You will,." I answered shortly. "You will if you stay in the East.." "Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry,." he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.." At this point Miss Baker said: "Absolutely!." with such suddenness that I started - it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. "I'm stiff,." she complained, "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.." "Don't look at me,." Daisy retorted, "I've been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.." "No, thanks,." said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, "I'm absolutely in training.." Her host looked at her incredulously. "You are!." He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. "How you ever get anything done is beyond me.." I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she "got done.." I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before. "You live in West Egg,." she remarked contemptuously. "I know somebody there.." "I don't know a single - -." "You must know Gatsby.." "Gatsby?." demanded Daisy. "What Gatsby?." Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square. Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind. "Why candles?." objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. "In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year.." She looked at us all radiantly. "Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.." "We ought to plan something,." yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. "All right,." said Daisy. "What'll we plan?." She turned to me helplessly: "What do people plan?." Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger. "Look!." she complained; "I hurt it.." We all looked - the knuckle was black and blue. "You did it, Tom,." she said accusingly. "I know you didn't mean to, but you did do it. That's what I get for marrying a brute of a man, a great, big, hulking physical specimen of a - -." "I hate that word hulking,." objected Tom crossly, "even in kidding.." "Hulking,." insisted Daisy. Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself. "You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,." I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. "Can't you talk about crops or something?." I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way. "Civilization's going to pieces,." broke out Tom violently. "I've gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read 'The Rise of the Colored Empires' by this man Goddard?." "Why, no,." I answered, rather surprised by his tone. "Well, it's a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don't look out the white race will be - will be utterly submerged. It's all scientific stuff; it's been proved.." "Tom's getting very profound,." said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. "He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we - -." "Well, these books are all scientific,." insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. "This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It's up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.." "We've got to beat them down,." whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun. "You ought to live in California - ." began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair. "This idea is that we're Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and - ." After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. " - And we've produced all the things that go to make civilization - oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?." There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me. "I'll tell you a family secret,." she whispered enthusiastically. "It's about the butler's nose. Do you want to hear about the butler's nose?." "That's why I came over to-night.." "Well, he wasn't always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose - ." "Things went from bad to worse,." suggested Miss Baker. "Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.." For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened - then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk. The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom's ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing. "I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a - of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn't he?." She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: "An absolute rose?." This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house. Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said "Sh!." in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether. "This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor - -." I said. "Don't talk. I want to hear what happens.." "Is something happening?." I inquired innocently. "You mean to say you don't know?." said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. "I thought everybody knew.." "I don't.." "Why - -." she said hesitantly, "Tom's got some woman in New York.." "Got some woman?." I repeated blankly. Miss Baker nodded. "She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don't you think?." Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table. "It couldn't be helped!." cried Daisy with tense gayety. She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: "I looked outdoors for a minute, and it's very romantic outdoors. There's a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He's singing away - -." Her voice sang: "It's romantic, isn't it, Tom?." "Very romantic,." he said, and then miserably to me: "If it's light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.." The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn't guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest's shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing - my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police. The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee. Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl. "We don't know each other very well, Nick,." she said suddenly. "Even if we are cousins. You didn't come to my wedding.." "I wasn't back from the war.." "That's true.." She hesitated. "Well, I've had a very bad time, Nick, and I'm pretty cynical about everything.." Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn't say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter. "I suppose she talks, and - eats, and everything.." "Oh, yes.." She looked at me absently. "Listen, Nick; let me tell you what I said when she was born. Would you like to hear?." "Very much.." "It'll show you how I've gotten to feel about - things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'all right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.' "You see I think everything's terrible anyhow,." she went on in a convinced way. "Everybody thinks so - the most advanced people. And I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything.." Her eyes flashed around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom's, and she laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated - God, I'm sophisticated!." The instant her voice broke off, ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said. It made me uneasy, as though the whole evening had been a trick of some sort to exact a contributory emotion from me. I waited, and sure enough, in a moment she looked at me with an absolute smirk on her lovely face, as if she had asserted her membership in a rather distinguished secret society to which she and Tom belonged. Inside, the crimson room bloomed with light. Tom and Miss Baker sat at either end of the long couch and she read aloud to him from the "Saturday Evening Post." - the words, murmurous and uninflected, running together in a soothing tune. The lamp-light, bright on his boots and dull on the autumn-leaf yellow of her hair, glinted along the paper as she turned a page with a flutter of slender muscles in her arms. When we came in she held us silent for a moment with a lifted hand. "To be continued,." she said, tossing the magazine on the table, "in our very next issue.." Her body asserted itself with a restless movement of her knee, and she stood up. "Ten o'clock,." she remarked, apparently finding the time on the ceiling. "Time for this good girl to go to bed.." "Jordan's going to play in the tournament to-morrow,." explained Daisy, "over at Westchester.." "Oh - you're *Jordan Baker.." I knew now why her face was familiar - its pleasing contemptuous expression had looked out at me from many rotogravure pictures of the sporting life at Asheville and Hot Springs and Palm Beach. I had heard some story of her too, a critical, unpleasant story, but what it was I had forgotten long ago. "Good night,." she said softly. "Wake me at eight, won't you.." "If you'll get up.." "I will. Good night, Mr. Carraway. See you anon.." "Of course you will,." confirmed Daisy. "In fact I think I'll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and I'll sort of - oh - fling you together. You know - lock you up accidentally in linen closets and push you out to sea in a boat, and all that sort of thing - -." "Good night,." called Miss Baker from the stairs. "I haven't heard a word.." "She's a nice girl,." said Tom after a moment. "They oughtn't to let her run around the country this way.." "Who oughtn't to?." inquired Daisy coldly. "Her family.." "Her family is one aunt about a thousand years old. Besides, Nick's going to look after her, aren't you, Nick? She's going to spend lots of week-ends out here this summer. I think the home influence will be very good for her.." Daisy and Tom looked at each other for a moment in silence. "Is she from New York?." I asked quickly. "From Louisville. Our white girlhood was passed together there. Our beautiful white - -." "Did you give Nick a little heart to heart talk on the veranda?." demanded Tom suddenly. "Did I?." She looked at me. "I can't seem to remember, but I think we talked about the Nordic race. Yes, I'm sure we did. It sort of crept up on us and first thing you know - -." "Don't believe everything you hear, Nick,." he advised me. I said lightly that I had heard nothing at all, and a few minutes later I got up to go home. They came to the door with me and stood side by side in a cheerful square of light. As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: "Wait! "I forgot to ask you something, and it's important. We heard you were engaged to a girl out West.." "That's right,." corroborated Tom kindly. "We heard that you were engaged.." "It's libel. I'm too poor.." "But we heard it,." insisted Daisy, surprising me by opening up again in a flower-like way. "We heard it from three people, so it must be true.." Of course I knew what they were referring to, but I wasn't even vaguely engaged. The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come East. You can't stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. Their interest rather touched me and made them less remotely rich - nevertheless, I was confused and a little disgusted as I drove away. It seemed to me that the thing for Daisy to do was to rush out of the house, child in arms - but apparently there were no such intentions in her head. As for Tom, the fact that he "had some woman in New York." was really less surprising than that he had been depressed by a book. Something was making him nibble at the edge of stale ideas as if his sturdy physical egotism no longer nourished his peremptory heart. Already it was deep summer on roadhouse roofs and in front of wayside garages, where new red gas-pumps sat out in pools of light, and when I reached my estate at West Egg I ran the car under its shed and sat for a while on an abandoned grass roller in the yard. The wind had blown off, leaving a loud, bright night, with wings beating in the trees and a persistent organ sound as the full bellows of the earth blew the frogs full of life. The silhouette of a moving cat wavered across the moonlight, and turning my head to watch it, I saw that I was not alone - fifty feet away a figure had emerged from the shadow of my neighbor's mansion and was standing with his hands in his pockets regarding the silver pepper of the stars. Something in his leisurely movements and the secure position of his feet upon the lawn suggested that it was Mr. Gatsby himself, come out to determine what share was his of our local heavens. I decided to call to him. Miss Baker had mentioned him at dinner, and that would do for an introduction. But I didn't call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone - he stretched out his arms toward the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness.

01-07-2002, 20:27:20: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 1 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,." he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.." He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought - frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don't care what it's founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction - Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the "creative temperament." - it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No - Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we're descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather's brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I'm supposed to look like him - with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father's office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe - so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, "Why - ye-es,." with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog - at least I had him for a few days until he ran away - and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. "How do you get to West Egg village?." he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college - one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the "Yale News." - and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man.." This isn't just an epigram - life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York - and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. they are not perfect ovals - like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end - but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. to the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the - well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard - it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby's mansion. Or, rather, as I didn't know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires - all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I'd known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven - a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy - even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach - but now he'd left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he'd brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. it was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don't know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. This was a permanent move, said Daisy over the telephone, but I didn't believe it - I had no sight into Daisy's heart, but I felt that Tom would drift on forever seeking, a little wistfully, for the dramatic turbulence of some irrecoverable football game. And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens - finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body - he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage - a cruel body. His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked - and there were men at New Haven who had hated his guts. "Now, don't think my opinion on these matters is final,." he seemed to say, "just because I'm stronger and more of a man than you are.." We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own. We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch. "I've got a nice place here,." he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly. Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore. "It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.." He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. "We'll go inside.." We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor. The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it - indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in. The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise - she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression - then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room. "I'm p-paralyzed with happiness.." She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see. That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (I've heard it said that Daisy's murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.) At any rate, Miss Baker's lips fluttered, she nodded at me almost imperceptibly, and then quickly tipped her head back again - the object she was balancing had obviously tottered a little and given her something of a fright. Again a sort of apology arose to my lips. Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me. I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen,." a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. "Do they miss me?." she cried ecstatically. "The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there's a persistent wail all night along the north shore.." "How gorgeous! Let's go back, Tom. To-morrow!." Then she added irrelevantly: "You ought to see the baby.." "I'd like to.." "She's asleep. She's three years old. Haven't you ever seen her?." "Never.." "Well, you ought to see her. She's - -." Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. "What you doing, Nick?." "I'm a bond man.." "Who with?." I told him. "Never heard of them,." he remarked decisively. This annoyed me. "You will,." I answered shortly. "You will if you stay in the East.." "Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry,." he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.." At this point Miss Baker said: "Absolutely!." with such suddenness that I started - it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. "I'm stiff,." she complained, "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.." "Don't look at me,." Daisy retorted, "I've been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.." "No, thanks,." said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, "I'm absolutely in training.." Her host looked at her incredulously. "You are!." He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. "How you ever get anything done is beyond me.." I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she "got done.." I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before. "You live in West Egg,." she remarked contemptuously. "I know somebody there.." "I don't know a single - -." "You must know Gatsby.." "Gatsby?." demanded Daisy. "What Gatsby?." Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square. Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind. "Why candles?." objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. "In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year.." She looked at us all radiantly. "Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.." "We ought to plan something,." yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. "All right,." said Daisy. "What'll we plan?." She turned to me helplessly: "What do people plan?." Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger. "Look!." she complained; "I hurt it.." We all looked - the knuckle was black and blue. "You did it, Tom,." she said accusingly. "I know you didn't mean to, but you did do it. That's what I get for marrying a brute of a man, a great, big, hulking physical specimen of a - -." "I hate that word hulking,." objected Tom crossly, "even in kidding.." "Hulking,." insisted Daisy. Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself. "You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,." I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. "Can't you talk about crops or something?." I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way. "Civilization's going to pieces,." broke out Tom violently. "I've gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read 'The Rise of the Colored Empires' by this man Goddard?." "Why, no,." I answered, rather surprised by his tone. "Well, it's a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don't look out the white race will be - will be utterly submerged. It's all scientific stuff; it's been proved.." "Tom's getting very profound,." said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. "He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we - -." "Well, these books are all scientific,." insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. "This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It's up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.." "We've got to beat them down,." whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun. "You ought to live in California - ." began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair. "This idea is that we're Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and - ." After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. " - And we've produced all the things that go to make civilization - oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?." There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me. "I'll tell you a family secret,." she whispered enthusiastically. "It's about the butler's nose. Do you want to hear about the butler's nose?." "That's why I came over to-night.." "Well, he wasn't always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose - ." "Things went from bad to worse,." suggested Miss Baker. "Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.." For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened - then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk. The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom's ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing. "I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a - of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn't he?." She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: "An absolute rose?." This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house. Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said "Sh!." in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether. "This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor - -." I said. "Don't talk. I want to hear what happens.." "Is something happening?." I inquired innocently. "You mean to say you don't know?." said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. "I thought everybody knew.." "I don't.." "Why - -." she said hesitantly, "Tom's got some woman in New York.." "Got some woman?." I repeated blankly. Miss Baker nodded. "She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don't you think?." Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table. "It couldn't be helped!." cried Daisy with tense gayety. She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: "I looked outdoors for a minute, and it's very romantic outdoors. There's a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He's singing away - -." Her voice sang: "It's romantic, isn't it, Tom?." "Very romantic,." he said, and then miserably to me: "If it's light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.." The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn't guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest's shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing - my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police. The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee. Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl. "We don't know each other very well, Nick,." she said suddenly. "Even if we are cousins. You didn't come to my wedding.." "I wasn't back from the war.." "That's true.." She hesitated. "Well, I've had a very bad time, Nick, and I'm pretty cynical about everything.." Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn't say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter. "I suppose she talks, and - eats, and everything.." "Oh, yes.." She looked at me absently. "Listen, Nick; let me tell you what I said when she was born. Would you like to hear?." "Very much.." "It'll show you how I've gotten to feel about - things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'all right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.' "You see I think everything's terrible anyhow,." she went on in a convinced way. "Everybody thinks so - the most advanced people. And I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything.." Her eyes flashed around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom's, and she laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated - God, I'm sophisticated!." The instant her voice broke off, ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said. It made me uneasy, as though the whole evening had been a trick of some sort to exact a contributory emotion from me. I waited, and sure enough, in a moment she looked at me with an absolute smirk on her lovely face, as if she had asserted her membership in a rather distinguished secret society to which she and Tom belonged. Inside, the crimson room bloomed with light. Tom and Miss Baker sat at either end of the long couch and she read aloud to him from the "Saturday Evening Post." - the words, murmurous and uninflected, running together in a soothing tune. The lamp-light, bright on his boots and dull on the autumn-leaf yellow of her hair, glinted along the paper as she turned a page with a flutter of slender muscles in her arms. When we came in she held us silent for a moment with a lifted hand. "To be continued,." she said, tossing the magazine on the table, "in our very next issue.." Her body asserted itself with a restless movement of her knee, and she stood up. "Ten o'clock,." she remarked, apparently finding the time on the ceiling. "Time for this good girl to go to bed.." "Jordan's going to play in the tournament to-morrow,." explained Daisy, "over at Westchester.." "Oh - you're *Jordan Baker.." I knew now why her face was familiar - its pleasing contemptuous expression had looked out at me from many rotogravure pictures of the sporting life at Asheville and Hot Springs and Palm Beach. I had heard some story of her too, a critical, unpleasant story, but what it was I had forgotten long ago. "Good night,." she said softly. "Wake me at eight, won't you.." "If you'll get up.." "I will. Good night, Mr. Carraway. See you anon.." "Of course you will,." confirmed Daisy. "In fact I think I'll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and I'll sort of - oh - fling you together. You know - lock you up accidentally in linen closets and push you out to sea in a boat, and all that sort of thing - -." "Good night,." called Miss Baker from the stairs. "I haven't heard a word.." "She's a nice girl,." said Tom after a moment. "They oughtn't to let her run around the country this way.." "Who oughtn't to?." inquired Daisy coldly. "Her family.." "Her family is one aunt about a thousand years old. Besides, Nick's going to look after her, aren't you, Nick? She's going to spend lots of week-ends out here this summer. I think the home influence will be very good for her.." Daisy and Tom looked at each other for a moment in silence. "Is she from New York?." I asked quickly. "From Louisville. Our white girlhood was passed together there. Our beautiful white - -." "Did you give Nick a little heart to heart talk on the veranda?." demanded Tom suddenly. "Did I?." She looked at me. "I can't seem to remember, but I think we talked about the Nordic race. Yes, I'm sure we did. It sort of crept up on us and first thing you know - -." "Don't believe everything you hear, Nick,." he advised me. I said lightly that I had heard nothing at all, and a few minutes later I got up to go home. They came to the door with me and stood side by side in a cheerful square of light. As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: "Wait! "I forgot to ask you something, and it's important. We heard you were engaged to a girl out West.." "That's right,." corroborated Tom kindly. "We heard that you were engaged.." "It's libel. I'm too poor.." "But we heard it,." insisted Daisy, surprising me by opening up again in a flower-like way. "We heard it from three people, so it must be true.." Of course I knew what they were referring to, but I wasn't even vaguely engaged. The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come East. You can't stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. Their interest rather touched me and made them less remotely rich - nevertheless, I was confused and a little disgusted as I drove away. It seemed to me that the thing for Daisy to do was to rush out of the house, child in arms - but apparently there were no such intentions in her head. As for Tom, the fact that he "had some woman in New York." was really less surprising than that he had been depressed by a book. Something was making him nibble at the edge of stale ideas as if his sturdy physical egotism no longer nourished his peremptory heart. Already it was deep summer on roadhouse roofs and in front of wayside garages, where new red gas-pumps sat out in pools of light, and when I reached my estate at West Egg I ran the car under its shed and sat for a while on an abandoned grass roller in the yard. The wind had blown off, leaving a loud, bright night, with wings beating in the trees and a persistent organ sound as the full bellows of the earth blew the frogs full of life. The silhouette of a moving cat wavered across the moonlight, and turning my head to watch it, I saw that I was not alone - fifty feet away a figure had emerged from the shadow of my neighbor's mansion and was standing with his hands in his pockets regarding the silver pepper of the stars. Something in his leisurely movements and the secure position of his feet upon the lawn suggested that it was Mr. Gatsby himself, come out to determine what share was his of our local heavens. I decided to call to him. Miss Baker had mentioned him at dinner, and that would do for an introduction. But I didn't call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone - he stretched out his arms toward the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness.

01-07-2002, 20:30:08: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 1 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,." he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.." He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought - frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don't care what it's founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction - Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the "creative temperament." - it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No - Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we're descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather's brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I'm supposed to look like him - with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father's office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe - so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, "Why - ye-es,." with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog - at least I had him for a few days until he ran away - and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. "How do you get to West Egg village?." he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college - one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the "Yale News." - and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man.." This isn't just an epigram - life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York - and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. they are not perfect ovals - like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end - but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. to the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the - well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard - it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby's mansion. Or, rather, as I didn't know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires - all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I'd known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven - a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy - even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach - but now he'd left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he'd brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. it was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don't know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. This was a permanent move, said Daisy over the telephone, but I didn't believe it - I had no sight into Daisy's heart, but I felt that Tom would drift on forever seeking, a little wistfully, for the dramatic turbulence of some irrecoverable football game. And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens - finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body - he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage - a cruel body. His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked - and there were men at New Haven who had hated his guts. "Now, don't think my opinion on these matters is final,." he seemed to say, "just because I'm stronger and more of a man than you are.." We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own. We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch. "I've got a nice place here,." he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly. Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore. "It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.." He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. "We'll go inside.." We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor. The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it - indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in. The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise - she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression - then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room. "I'm p-paralyzed with happiness.." She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see. That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (I've heard it said that Daisy's murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.) At any rate, Miss Baker's lips fluttered, she nodded at me almost imperceptibly, and then quickly tipped her head back again - the object she was balancing had obviously tottered a little and given her something of a fright. Again a sort of apology arose to my lips. Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me. I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen,." a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. "Do they miss me?." she cried ecstatically. "The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there's a persistent wail all night along the north shore.." "How gorgeous! Let's go back, Tom. To-morrow!." Then she added irrelevantly: "You ought to see the baby.." "I'd like to.." "She's asleep. She's three years old. Haven't you ever seen her?." "Never.." "Well, you ought to see her. She's - -." Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. "What you doing, Nick?." "I'm a bond man.." "Who with?." I told him. "Never heard of them,." he remarked decisively. This annoyed me. "You will,." I answered shortly. "You will if you stay in the East.." "Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry,." he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.." At this point Miss Baker said: "Absolutely!." with such suddenness that I started - it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. "I'm stiff,." she complained, "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.." "Don't look at me,." Daisy retorted, "I've been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.." "No, thanks,." said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, "I'm absolutely in training.." Her host looked at her incredulously. "You are!." He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. "How you ever get anything done is beyond me.." I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she "got done.." I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before. "You live in West Egg,." she remarked contemptuously. "I know somebody there.." "I don't know a single - -." "You must know Gatsby.." "Gatsby?." demanded Daisy. "What Gatsby?." Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square. Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind. "Why candles?." objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. "In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year.." She looked at us all radiantly. "Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.." "We ought to plan something,." yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. "All right,." said Daisy. "What'll we plan?." She turned to me helplessly: "What do people plan?." Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger. "Look!." she complained; "I hurt it.." We all looked - the knuckle was black and blue. "You did it, Tom,." she said accusingly. "I know you didn't mean to, but you did do it. That's what I get for marrying a brute of a man, a great, big, hulking physical specimen of a - -." "I hate that word hulking,." objected Tom crossly, "even in kidding.." "Hulking,." insisted Daisy. Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself. "You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,." I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. "Can't you talk about crops or something?." I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way. "Civilization's going to pieces,." broke out Tom violently. "I've gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read 'The Rise of the Colored Empires' by this man Goddard?." "Why, no,." I answered, rather surprised by his tone. "Well, it's a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don't look out the white race will be - will be utterly submerged. It's all scientific stuff; it's been proved.." "Tom's getting very profound,." said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. "He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we - -." "Well, these books are all scientific,." insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. "This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It's up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.." "We've got to beat them down,." whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun. "You ought to live in California - ." began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair. "This idea is that we're Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and - ." After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. " - And we've produced all the things that go to make civilization - oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?." There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me. "I'll tell you a family secret,." she whispered enthusiastically. "It's about the butler's nose. Do you want to hear about the butler's nose?." "That's why I came over to-night.." "Well, he wasn't always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose - ." "Things went from bad to worse,." suggested Miss Baker. "Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.." For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened - then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk. The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom's ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing. "I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a - of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn't he?." She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: "An absolute rose?." This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house. Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said "Sh!." in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether. "This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor - -." I said. "Don't talk. I want to hear what happens.." "Is something happening?." I inquired innocently. "You mean to say you don't know?." said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. "I thought everybody knew.." "I don't.." "Why - -." she said hesitantly, "Tom's got some woman in New York.." "Got some woman?." I repeated blankly. Miss Baker nodded. "She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don't you think?." Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table. "It couldn't be helped!." cried Daisy with tense gayety. She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: "I looked outdoors for a minute, and it's very romantic outdoors. There's a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He's singing away - -." Her voice sang: "It's romantic, isn't it, Tom?." "Very romantic,." he said, and then miserably to me: "If it's light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.." The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn't guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest's shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing - my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police. The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee. Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl. "We don't know each other very well, Nick,." she said suddenly. "Even if we are cousins. You didn't come to my wedding.." "I wasn't back from the war.." "That's true.." She hesitated. "Well, I've had a very bad time, Nick, and I'm pretty cynical about everything.." Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn't say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter. "I suppose she talks, and - eats, and everything.." "Oh, yes.." She looked at me absently. "Listen, Nick; let me tell you what I said when she was born. Would you like to hear?." "Very much.." "It'll show you how I've gotten to feel about - things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'all right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.' "You see I think everything's terrible anyhow,." she went on in a convinced way. "Everybody thinks so - the most advanced people. And I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything.." Her eyes flashed around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom's, and she laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated - God, I'm sophisticated!." The instant her voice broke off, ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said. It made me uneasy, as though the whole evening had been a trick of some sort to exact a contributory emotion from me. I waited, and sure enough, in a moment she looked at me with an absolute smirk on her lovely face, as if she had asserted her membership in a rather distinguished secret society to which she and Tom belonged. Inside, the crimson room bloomed with light. Tom and Miss Baker sat at either end of the long couch and she read aloud to him from the "Saturday Evening Post." - the words, murmurous and uninflected, running together in a soothing tune. The lamp-light, bright on his boots and dull on the autumn-leaf yellow of her hair, glinted along the paper as she turned a page with a flutter of slender muscles in her arms. When we came in she held us silent for a moment with a lifted hand. "To be continued,." she said, tossing the magazine on the table, "in our very next issue.." Her body asserted itself with a restless movement of her knee, and she stood up. "Ten o'clock,." she remarked, apparently finding the time on the ceiling. "Time for this good girl to go to bed.." "Jordan's going to play in the tournament to-morrow,." explained Daisy, "over at Westchester.." "Oh - you're *Jordan Baker.." I knew now why her face was familiar - its pleasing contemptuous expression had looked out at me from many rotogravure pictures of the sporting life at Asheville and Hot Springs and Palm Beach. I had heard some story of her too, a critical, unpleasant story, but what it was I had forgotten long ago. "Good night,." she said softly. "Wake me at eight, won't you.." "If you'll get up.." "I will. Good night, Mr. Carraway. See you anon.." "Of course you will,." confirmed Daisy. "In fact I think I'll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and I'll sort of - oh - fling you together. You know - lock you up accidentally in linen closets and push you out to sea in a boat, and all that sort of thing - -." "Good night,." called Miss Baker from the stairs. "I haven't heard a word.." "She's a nice girl,." said Tom after a moment. "They oughtn't to let her run around the country this way.." "Who oughtn't to?." inquired Daisy coldly. "Her family.." "Her family is one aunt about a thousand years old. Besides, Nick's going to look after her, aren't you, Nick? She's going to spend lots of week-ends out here this summer. I think the home influence will be very good for her.." Daisy and Tom looked at each other for a moment in silence. "Is she from New York?." I asked quickly. "From Louisville. Our white girlhood was passed together there. Our beautiful white - -." "Did you give Nick a little heart to heart talk on the veranda?." demanded Tom suddenly. "Did I?." She looked at me. "I can't seem to remember, but I think we talked about the Nordic race. Yes, I'm sure we did. It sort of crept up on us and first thing you know - -." "Don't believe everything you hear, Nick,." he advised me. I said lightly that I had heard nothing at all, and a few minutes later I got up to go home. They came to the door with me and stood side by side in a cheerful square of light. As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: "Wait! "I forgot to ask you something, and it's important. We heard you were engaged to a girl out West.." "That's right,." corroborated Tom kindly. "We heard that you were engaged.." "It's libel. I'm too poor.." "But we heard it,." insisted Daisy, surprising me by opening up again in a flower-like way. "We heard it from three people, so it must be true.." Of course I knew what they were referring to, but I wasn't even vaguely engaged. The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come East. You can't stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. Their interest rather touched me and made them less remotely rich - nevertheless, I was confused and a little disgusted as I drove away. It seemed to me that the thing for Daisy to do was to rush out of the house, child in arms - but apparently there were no such intentions in her head. As for Tom, the fact that he "had some woman in New York." was really less surprising than that he had been depressed by a book. Something was making him nibble at the edge of stale ideas as if his sturdy physical egotism no longer nourished his peremptory heart. Already it was deep summer on roadhouse roofs and in front of wayside garages, where new red gas-pumps sat out in pools of light, and when I reached my estate at West Egg I ran the car under its shed and sat for a while on an abandoned grass roller in the yard. The wind had blown off, leaving a loud, bright night, with wings beating in the trees and a persistent organ sound as the full bellows of the earth blew the frogs full of life. The silhouette of a moving cat wavered across the moonlight, and turning my head to watch it, I saw that I was not alone - fifty feet away a figure had emerged from the shadow of my neighbor's mansion and was standing with his hands in his pockets regarding the silver pepper of the stars. Something in his leisurely movements and the secure position of his feet upon the lawn suggested that it was Mr. Gatsby himself, come out to determine what share was his of our local heavens. I decided to call to him. Miss Baker had mentioned him at dinner, and that would do for an introduction. But I didn't call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone - he stretched out his arms toward the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness.

01-07-2002, 20:30:20: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 1 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,." he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.." He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought - frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don't care what it's founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction - Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the "creative temperament." - it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No - Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we're descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather's brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I'm supposed to look like him - with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father's office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe - so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, "Why - ye-es,." with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog - at least I had him for a few days until he ran away - and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. "How do you get to West Egg village?." he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college - one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the "Yale News." - and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man.." This isn't just an epigram - life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York - and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. they are not perfect ovals - like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end - but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. to the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the - well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard - it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby's mansion. Or, rather, as I didn't know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires - all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I'd known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven - a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy - even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach - but now he'd left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he'd brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. it was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don't know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. This was a permanent move, said Daisy over the telephone, but I didn't believe it - I had no sight into Daisy's heart, but I felt that Tom would drift on forever seeking, a little wistfully, for the dramatic turbulence of some irrecoverable football game. And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens - finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body - he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage - a cruel body. His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked - and there were men at New Haven who had hated his guts. "Now, don't think my opinion on these matters is final,." he seemed to say, "just because I'm stronger and more of a man than you are.." We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own. We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch. "I've got a nice place here,." he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly. Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore. "It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.." He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. "We'll go inside.." We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor. The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it - indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in. The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise - she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression - then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room. "I'm p-paralyzed with happiness.." She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see. That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (I've heard it said that Daisy's murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.) At any rate, Miss Baker's lips fluttered, she nodded at me almost imperceptibly, and then quickly tipped her head back again - the object she was balancing had obviously tottered a little and given her something of a fright. Again a sort of apology arose to my lips. Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me. I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen,." a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. "Do they miss me?." she cried ecstatically. "The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there's a persistent wail all night along the north shore.." "How gorgeous! Let's go back, Tom. To-morrow!." Then she added irrelevantly: "You ought to see the baby.." "I'd like to.." "She's asleep. She's three years old. Haven't you ever seen her?." "Never.." "Well, you ought to see her. She's - -." Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. "What you doing, Nick?." "I'm a bond man.." "Who with?." I told him. "Never heard of them,." he remarked decisively. This annoyed me. "You will,." I answered shortly. "You will if you stay in the East.." "Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry,." he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.." At this point Miss Baker said: "Absolutely!." with such suddenness that I started - it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. "I'm stiff,." she complained, "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.." "Don't look at me,." Daisy retorted, "I've been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.." "No, thanks,." said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, "I'm absolutely in training.." Her host looked at her incredulously. "You are!." He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. "How you ever get anything done is beyond me.." I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she "got done.." I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before. "You live in West Egg,." she remarked contemptuously. "I know somebody there.." "I don't know a single - -." "You must know Gatsby.." "Gatsby?." demanded Daisy. "What Gatsby?." Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square. Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind. "Why candles?." objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. "In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year.." She looked at us all radiantly. "Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.." "We ought to plan something,." yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. "All right,." said Daisy. "What'll we plan?." She turned to me helplessly: "What do people plan?." 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01-16-2002, 02:59:02: Hello. My name is Barry

01-16-2002, 02:59:09: Hello. My name is Barry.

01-16-2002, 03:50:08: How many monkeys does it take to peel a larhe turnip?

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01-16-2002, 08:13:50: hello

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01-16-2002, 10:54:25: hmm i'm just curious who u are

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01-17-2002, 14:19:29: One day, a blonde was so fed up with being called stupid, that she went to a hair salon and colored her hair brown. Happy with the outcome she decided to buy a new car. While driving on the road, she saw a flock of sheep next to a farmer. "Hey, if I guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I keep one?" she asked. Thinking this was impossible, he said OK. She guessed 241. "Holy Moses! You're right!" he said astounded. Holding his end of the bargain, he let her have one. Walking back with her prize, she was stopped by the farmer. He asked, "Hey, if I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

01-17-2002, 18:24:53: Hello Greg Scott

01-17-2002, 18:25:05: Hello Greg Scott

01-17-2002, 18:25:09: Hello Greg Scott

01-17-2002, 18:25:54: Hello There

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01-17-2002, 20:29:02: Beware the chickens...

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01-18-2002, 04:07:04: kimmie is gay

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01-18-2002, 04:08:38: kimmie

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01-18-2002, 04:45:03: Hello from Australia

01-18-2002, 10:05:54: If life is a battle, are we winning?

01-18-2002, 10:06:00: If life is a battle, are we winning?

01-18-2002, 10:45:22: hello

01-18-2002, 15:10:21: Hello Rob! How are you this morning?

01-18-2002, 15:20:05: hans is gek

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01-18-2002, 15:37:35: hans is gek

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01-18-2002, 19:30:35:

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01-18-2002, 21:25:54: Hey Rob! I hear you eat your own terds, is this true?

01-18-2002, 21:26:17: Hey Rob! I hear you eat your own terds, is this true?

01-18-2002, 21:27:24: hi

01-18-2002, 21:27:32: hi

01-18-2002, 21:27:48: hellop

01-18-2002, 21:58:35: hi bob

01-19-2002, 02:15:18: Lets go party and get really drunk, so lets go to the LQ right now!!!

01-19-2002, 02:15:28: Lets go party and get really drunk, so lets go to the LQ right now!!!

01-19-2002, 02:29:47: I love Ken

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01-19-2002, 04:07:14: hello

01-19-2002, 04:18:20: fuck you

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01-19-2002, 04:27:37: say something

01-19-2002, 04:29:15: talk

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01-19-2002, 06:08:09: hello there

01-19-2002, 06:08:47: The three month old cheetah sold my uncles generator to Chucky winesniffer. Throw the bag, don't count on waffles?

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01-19-2002, 08:12:16: Senthil kumar B

01-19-2002, 08:12:26:

01-19-2002, 13:27:36: thought i'd say hello

01-19-2002, 13:40:46: Hi there

01-19-2002, 13:41:07: hi

01-19-2002, 14:25:40: This is so cool

01-19-2002, 16:52:26: Hello, how are you?

01-19-2002, 17:27:51: i like nick hopkins in our class and he just dumped this girl named ally and i once was talking too him and he told me that i am the best girl thats a friend

01-19-2002, 17:56:46: bret is in the bathtub making soup for the ambassadors, and i am in the hallway

01-19-2002, 21:48:53: hello

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01-19-2002, 22:03:53: Help!

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01-20-2002, 00:30:47:

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01-20-2002, 03:59:34: test

01-20-2002, 04:18:00: this a

01-20-2002, 04:18:04: this a

01-20-2002, 04:18:13: peeeenis party

01-20-2002, 08:32:13:

01-20-2002, 08:49:57: hello

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01-20-2002, 14:01:35: who's winning

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01-20-2002, 19:11:52: automatic talking machine

01-20-2002, 19:13:18: hello

01-20-2002, 19:13:42: Jim Beam is the shit

01-20-2002, 21:58:03: Hello everybody?

01-20-2002, 21:58:12: Hello everybody?

01-20-2002, 21:58:34: benchod

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01-20-2002, 22:24:32: hi

01-20-2002, 23:10:15: Excuse me? May I have a beer please?

01-20-2002, 23:10:30: Excuse me?

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01-21-2002, 05:42:21: Jason is a bitch

01-21-2002, 05:42:28: Jason

01-21-2002, 05:43:07: hdhd

01-21-2002, 06:07:34: Okay, how do we know that you can really hear this in your office? We don't believe you! Besides, the page keeps telling us some A U file called wake up cannot be found. You must be some dork or something.

01-21-2002, 06:07:41: Okay, how do we know that you can really hear this in your office? We don't believe you! Besides, the page keeps telling us some A U file called wake up cannot be found. You must be some dork or something.

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01-21-2002, 11:26:07: Kieran get your ass up

01-21-2002, 11:26:28: kieran wake up

01-21-2002, 11:28:06: hi

01-21-2002, 11:28:47: blsah

01-21-2002, 14:20:29: hello

01-21-2002, 16:36:44: My name is Alex.

01-21-2002, 16:37:10: My name is Alex

01-21-2002, 16:38:30: My name is Alex

01-21-2002, 16:45:51: Hello, how are you doing.

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01-21-2002, 22:14:44: hello

01-21-2002, 22:14:54: hello

01-21-2002, 22:19:02: I have an amazingly large amount of fish. They are tasty.

01-22-2002, 01:00:54: Rob Hanson Has a very small penis

01-22-2002, 01:01:04: Rob Hanson Has a very small penis

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01-22-2002, 02:20:39: nigger

01-22-2002, 03:27:58: hello

01-22-2002, 03:28:13: Hello

01-22-2002, 03:37:49: i went to the woods because i wished to live deliberatly, to front only the essentil facts of life, and to see if i could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when it came to die, discover that i had not lived. i did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear, nor did i wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary. i wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meaningness of it, and publish its meaningness to the world: or if it were sublime, to konw it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion

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01-22-2002, 23:26:16: hello

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01-22-2002, 23:27:31: eat me to

01-23-2002, 00:44:48: the

01-23-2002, 00:44:54: the

01-23-2002, 00:47:06: people. This thing sucks! It doesn't work! Piece of shiaza!!!!!!

01-23-2002, 01:38:02: fuck you

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01-23-2002, 01:43:38: snizzle on my nizzle

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01-23-2002, 01:44:10: snizzle on my nizzle.

01-23-2002, 03:56:59: BOOOO. are you there?

01-23-2002, 03:57:07: BOOOO. are you there?

01-23-2002, 04:21:13: I am GAY!!!

01-23-2002, 06:19:57: i love you

01-23-2002, 07:28:36: Jimmy Crack Corn

01-23-2002, 11:58:31: powder to the people

01-23-2002, 11:58:41: powder to the people

01-23-2002, 11:58:49: powder to the people

01-23-2002, 14:34:00: Hey, how does this really work????? How do I go about getting this in my home?

01-23-2002, 19:04:12: Hello, my name is heinrich von schnukleheimer

01-23-2002, 19:04:35: hello

01-23-2002, 19:06:56: I am

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01-23-2002, 19:50:41: hi

01-23-2002, 19:51:17: hi what´s up!

01-23-2002, 21:23:14: cops tryin to come to snatch my crops, a nigger like me is going crazy

01-24-2002, 00:40:10: hello

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01-24-2002, 02:24:14: what's up

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01-24-2002, 06:57:28: ara karo

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01-24-2002, 15:59:08: hi my name is amy

01-24-2002, 15:59:52: Hi Martisse likes Rod

01-24-2002, 16:02:40: Hi Sissy is a basketball player

01-24-2002, 16:04:17: Her name is Melinda

01-24-2002, 17:58:10: Hey There

01-24-2002, 17:58:13: Hey There

01-24-2002, 17:58:23: Hey There

01-24-2002, 18:21:07: hello, my love monkey

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01-24-2002, 19:22:39: number nine number nine number nine

01-24-2002, 19:29:24: Hi my name is Amy

01-24-2002, 20:34:39: Who are you?

01-24-2002, 20:34:47: Who are you?

01-24-2002, 20:38:36: unplug me now or i will self destruct

01-24-2002, 22:47:59: lauren

01-24-2002, 22:48:06: lauren

01-24-2002, 22:48:15: hello

01-25-2002, 00:57:56: hello

01-25-2002, 00:58:14: hello

01-25-2002, 00:59:19: yo

01-25-2002, 04:07:15: A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of buttah.

01-25-2002, 04:22:24: Things appear in the future before they appear in the present

01-25-2002, 04:22:44: Things appear in the future before they appear in the present

01-25-2002, 06:05:39: Hello How are you holding up there ?

01-25-2002, 06:21:07: hello

01-25-2002, 06:21:27: HELLO

01-25-2002, 23:00:28: hello there

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01-25-2002, 23:20:10: Im a stupid computer eat my gears finail fantasy 10 is out

01-26-2002, 00:13:22: Hi Nicky, How are you

01-26-2002, 00:13:27: Hi Nicky, How are you

01-26-2002, 00:14:08: Hi Nicky, How are you

01-26-2002, 00:14:21: Hi Nick

01-26-2002, 00:17:02: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm a nut, but I'll go crazy again. WATERMELON! SCANNER! COMPUTER! ACK! ARGH! PRINTER! HAM RADIO! Oh, forget it. It's your ghost... mention me on your webpage! L8er!

01-26-2002, 00:17:06: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm a nut, but I'll go crazy again. WATERMELON! SCANNER! COMPUTER! ACK! ARGH! PRINTER! HAM RADIO! Oh, forget it. It's your ghost... mention me on your webpage! L8er!

01-26-2002, 00:34:58: bu ya I'm on t.v. biatch

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01-26-2002, 01:21:11: a cow says mooo

01-26-2002, 01:21:20: a cow says mooo

01-26-2002, 04:22:24: i love you raneh

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01-26-2002, 05:26:54: I like big butts.

01-26-2002, 05:26:58: I like big butts.

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01-26-2002, 15:30:27: you put your weed in there

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01-26-2002, 16:02:19: Everybody Shut Up Right Now

01-26-2002, 16:51:56: Sambora

01-26-2002, 16:52:18: Hello

01-26-2002, 16:52:39: Girls

01-26-2002, 17:34:56: welcome

01-26-2002, 17:35:12: welcome

01-26-2002, 19:22:37: Radiohead is Cool

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01-26-2002, 19:23:14: Internal Server Error Ooops

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01-27-2002, 00:12:26: Hi Rob

01-27-2002, 02:34:02: Howdy neighbor

01-27-2002, 02:34:45: Howdy neighbor

01-27-2002, 04:02:34: What is the point of such a pointless site?

01-27-2002, 06:35:39: hello

01-27-2002, 06:35:58: hello

01-27-2002, 06:42:45: Lloyd you are a big goink ?

01-27-2002, 06:42:55: Lloyd you are a big goink ?

01-27-2002, 06:43:05: hi

01-27-2002, 06:44:55:

01-27-2002, 07:01:34: hi, how are you

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01-27-2002, 16:08:18: I hate you aaron hansen

01-27-2002, 17:51:17: Your gay!!

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01-27-2002, 17:51:39: Your ugly

01-27-2002, 17:55:20: i think you are all gay!

01-27-2002, 20:02:17: Hi my name is Cutai Hoang. I am 5 years old and i like to play immaginary fighting.

01-27-2002, 20:03:10: I am an alfamale.

01-27-2002, 20:03:28: Hi!!!

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01-27-2002, 21:10:45: i am

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01-27-2002, 21:13:00: hi

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01-28-2002, 01:21:29:

01-28-2002, 01:31:20: booger

01-28-2002, 04:24:17: hi

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01-28-2002, 23:57:16: vote

01-29-2002, 01:35:21: the eyes are a projection of the mind

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01-29-2002, 11:45:07: fred

01-29-2002, 11:46:10: go

01-29-2002, 11:46:47: open

01-29-2002, 14:01:39: Bollocks

01-29-2002, 17:29:45: i think ure an asshole

01-29-2002, 17:32:06: i was only jokin i didnt mean it lol

01-29-2002, 19:12:20: Arsenal are grate

01-29-2002, 20:31:18: this is a test

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01-29-2002, 20:37:28: sam

01-29-2002, 20:39:39: rj

01-29-2002, 20:42:04: i am sam

01-29-2002, 22:02:37: Hi All

01-29-2002, 22:02:40: Hi All

01-29-2002, 23:16:10: u smell like horse poo

01-29-2002, 23:16:19: hello

01-30-2002, 02:28:50: whats up

01-30-2002, 02:28:56: whats up

01-30-2002, 02:29:04: ok

01-30-2002, 02:55:18: this works? cool!

01-30-2002, 02:59:58: this works? cool!

01-30-2002, 03:12:14: Hi Craig

01-30-2002, 04:04:49: how are you

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01-30-2002, 05:11:24: what your name?

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01-30-2002, 12:01:10: hahahha

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01-30-2002, 12:01:29: bitch

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01-30-2002, 20:54:48: hi

01-31-2002, 00:33:06: hey

01-31-2002, 00:33:23: This is shanes

01-31-2002, 02:42:51: Hello

01-31-2002, 02:42:51: u r gay

01-31-2002, 02:42:54: u r gay

01-31-2002, 02:43:02: I wish I had duck feet.

01-31-2002, 02:43:05: I wish I had duck feet.

01-31-2002, 02:43:31: Hello

01-31-2002, 02:44:19:

01-31-2002, 02:44:55: hello

01-31-2002, 03:28:24: can you hear me

01-31-2002, 03:49:45: I can skin a buck and run a trotline, and a counry boy can survive. (Hank Williams Jr.)

01-31-2002, 04:44:35: hi there

01-31-2002, 04:44:40: hi there

01-31-2002, 04:45:26: eat me

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01-31-2002, 04:45:51: eat me sam

01-31-2002, 04:46:33: hi

01-31-2002, 04:51:19: hi

01-31-2002, 04:58:06: How can I tell if this works?

01-31-2002, 07:44:05: hello

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01-31-2002, 09:37:53:

01-31-2002, 09:38:12: how are you?

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01-31-2002, 19:34:05:

01-31-2002, 21:03:50: my feet are cold

01-31-2002, 21:46:40: look Dave, I can see your very upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think thing over

01-31-2002, 21:46:47: look Dave, I can see your very upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think thing over

01-31-2002, 21:57:31: what up guy?

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02-01-2002, 01:48:47: Hey

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02-01-2002, 12:42:23: hello my name is joe

02-01-2002, 12:42:29: hello my name is joe

02-01-2002, 14:02:40: I want to move to Tracy. can in find a job in the bat area

02-01-2002, 14:30:59: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

02-01-2002, 19:41:01: hello

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02-01-2002, 22:17:41: Poop! It comes from the buuuummmmmmm. HA HA HA All your fecal matter are belong to the bowl. HA HA HA Poop is poop spelled backwards! Amazing... Dookie is not. It just happens. The question of the day is, when a wookie poops, does it stick to his fur?

02-01-2002, 22:17:44: Poop! It comes from the buuuummmmmmm. HA HA HA All your fecal matter are belong to the bowl. HA HA HA Poop is poop spelled backwards! Amazing... Dookie is not. It just happens. The question of the day is, when a wookie poops, does it stick to his fur?

02-01-2002, 22:17:55: Poop! It comes from the buuuummmmmmm. HA HA HA All your fecal matter are belong to the bowl. HA HA HA Poop is poop spelled backwards! Amazing... Dookie is not. It just happens. The question of the day is, when a wookie poops, does it stick to his fur?

02-01-2002, 22:17:59: Poop! It comes from the buuuummmmmmm. HA HA HA All your fecal matter are belong to the bowl. HA HA HA Poop is poop spelled backwards! Amazing... Dookie is not. It just happens. The question of the day is, when a wookie poops, does it stick to his fur?

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02-01-2002, 23:57:52: you are a jackass

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02-03-2002, 14:17:17: I am Mauro

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02-03-2002, 23:24:20: jomarkk

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02-04-2002, 21:22:50: hi

02-04-2002, 21:25:59: hi

02-04-2002, 22:18:14: So, Does this really work? Or is it all just some scam? How Do I know that what I type in here is really going to be spoken out loud?

02-05-2002, 03:50:40: Wuz up

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02-05-2002, 07:56:26:

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02-05-2002, 10:02:24: nikhil

02-05-2002, 10:02:42: nn

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02-05-2002, 14:03:09: I wish I had a beer

02-05-2002, 14:28:44:

02-05-2002, 16:14:48: hey george i'm talking with a computer

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02-05-2002, 22:53:34: What is up?

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02-06-2002, 08:53:04: hi

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02-07-2002, 01:52:12: hello

02-07-2002, 02:02:38: Hi

02-07-2002, 02:31:14: hello

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02-07-2002, 19:06:11: hi

02-07-2002, 19:14:15: hello

02-07-2002, 21:05:07: Wie kommt man auf so eine Idee ?????? Is Rob a female or male name?

02-07-2002, 21:47:23: trytryt

02-07-2002, 21:47:31: Fuc

02-08-2002, 00:09:39: Telephones are man's best friend.

02-08-2002, 00:09:45: Telephones are man's best friend.

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02-08-2002, 02:30:35: Hello

02-08-2002, 02:30:46: Hello

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02-08-2002, 02:30:56: hmm this isnt working

02-08-2002, 04:14:38: my penis is really big

02-08-2002, 05:49:47: hello

02-08-2002, 05:49:54: hello

02-08-2002, 05:50:33: hello

02-08-2002, 14:57:49: I want to download a talking machine for my PC

02-08-2002, 16:29:35: Hello

02-08-2002, 16:29:36: Hello

02-08-2002, 16:29:54: Hello

02-08-2002, 17:33:33: my name is michael caine

02-08-2002, 17:33:55: my name is michael caine

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02-08-2002, 18:05:14: oh my

02-09-2002, 01:17:57: as

02-09-2002, 01:42:43: I left the dog at the yard

02-09-2002, 01:42:48: I left the dog at the yard

02-09-2002, 06:15:52: HEY MAN

02-09-2002, 06:16:18: HEY MAN

02-09-2002, 06:35:22: this is not very fun

02-09-2002, 06:35:25:

02-09-2002, 07:23:00: hi how are you

02-09-2002, 07:23:13: hi how are you

02-09-2002, 08:39:10: eat more cod.

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02-09-2002, 12:31:22: HELLO XERIX YOU FAT WHORE

02-09-2002, 12:31:33: HOER

02-09-2002, 13:00:59: hello

02-09-2002, 15:39:43: hello,I'm Ruud van Nistelrooy

02-09-2002, 16:44:04: is there a way to interact this? like play the voice on the sender's computer?

02-09-2002, 17:47:32: i need help

02-09-2002, 17:47:39: hi

02-09-2002, 18:39:01: peace and love

02-09-2002, 18:40:10: peace and love

02-09-2002, 18:55:00: Hey bitch I hope you eat shit

02-09-2002, 18:55:13: Hey I hope you eat

02-09-2002, 19:07:27: hello raja

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02-09-2002, 22:31:00:

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02-09-2002, 23:25:04: Hi Billy Joe Thorgon!

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02-10-2002, 01:52:37: Does this voice sound like Stephen Hawking's?

02-10-2002, 02:51:09: hi

02-10-2002, 02:51:13:

02-10-2002, 04:42:35: hello there so what is up humans

02-10-2002, 04:42:40: hello there so what is up humans

02-10-2002, 05:22:34: FUCK YOU ASS HOLE

02-10-2002, 06:28:02: i like to do voice imaging

02-10-2002, 06:28:17: hello

02-10-2002, 06:28:27: hello

02-10-2002, 08:43:04: World devouring within the depths of time. Tell me for not what i understand is true. Conception and perception may only come from some forms of mind. dont take lightly for what u are worth. i miss myself.

02-10-2002, 09:28:40: hello

02-10-2002, 13:04:56: wat

02-10-2002, 15:52:30: lenny

02-10-2002, 16:16:02: hello

02-10-2002, 16:28:40: Hello. How are you?

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02-10-2002, 19:20:03: hi is chris there?

02-10-2002, 20:49:32: "An army composed of rational men would simply run away." - Voltaire

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02-11-2002, 02:52:58: ass

02-11-2002, 03:23:58: HELLO THERE

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02-12-2002, 07:59:49: how come i cant hear this

02-12-2002, 08:02:02: my penal extension is very warm

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02-12-2002, 20:39:26: Hi

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02-13-2002, 01:27:09: hello

02-13-2002, 01:38:51: hi i want that program bad

02-13-2002, 01:46:36: fuck

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02-13-2002, 01:46:58:

02-13-2002, 01:47:05: jj

02-13-2002, 05:13:18: Hello

02-13-2002, 06:50:54: Hi I´m Hans.

02-13-2002, 07:49:05: leave me a message

02-13-2002, 07:49:23: hello

02-13-2002, 16:45:30: hello

02-13-2002, 16:51:25: Hi Rob! San Francisco is a beautiful city.

02-13-2002, 16:53:05: Hi Rob! San Francisco is a beautiful city.

02-13-2002, 17:32:33: hello

02-13-2002, 17:32:38: hello

02-13-2002, 17:32:45:

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02-13-2002, 18:40:45:

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02-13-2002, 22:26:57: Matt

02-13-2002, 22:27:04: Matt

02-14-2002, 01:09:00: Hey, just wandering around the net and landed on this page. Found the U R L in the local toilet. Don't worry, I wont tell. You are such a stud muffin Rob. I hope your wife doesn't find out. The kids in Thailand are doing well. Have a good day from an Aussie. Ripper mate!

02-14-2002, 01:09:04: Hey, just wandering around the net and landed on this page. Found the U R L in the local toilet. Don't worry, I wont tell. You are such a stud muffin Rob. I hope your wife doesn't find out. The kids in Thailand are doing well. Have a good day from an Aussie. Ripper mate!

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02-18-2002, 03:00:48: I once met a fellow named Rob Hansen...his brother is my friend...aye ya ya he was a beautiful man that Rob Hansen...Wonder if he is still birdwatching?

02-18-2002, 03:01:03: I once met a fellow named Rob Hansen...his brother is my friend...aye ya ya he was a beautiful man that Rob Hansen...Wonder if he is still birdwatching?

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02-19-2002, 07:25:11: It is winter, cruel and cold, and I am lonely. The feathery snow falls outside. I stare through my frosted window, thinking, wondering if I'll spend my entire life this way...lost in the intangible...lost in a dream. I have been sad for so long that I remember nothing different. Do you know what it is to be in love with someone who barely knows you exist? I do because I have felt this way a thousand times over. I have felt the cold grip of rejection batting at my soul. I have cried on nights like this, endlessly, dripping tears onto the pages on my journal, blurring the blue lines. My eyelids are heavy with sorrow. The snow is not stopping. My fingertips are frozen. All I need is some hot chocolate to warm me. He has glasses, rich brown skin, and may be shorter than me, but I don't care. I think of him often and smile, pondering the what if's. Reveries are so much better than reality. I see him holding me on a winter day like this, when the snow is filling the sky. I feel his arms around me. I am not cold. I am not lonely. I am finally happy.

02-19-2002, 07:25:19: It is winter, cruel and cold, and I am lonely. The feathery snow falls outside. I stare through my frosted window, thinking, wondering if I'll spend my entire life this way...lost in the intangible...lost in a dream. I have been sad for so long that I remember nothing different. Do you know what it is to be in love with someone who barely knows you exist? I do because I have felt this way a thousand times over. I have felt the cold grip of rejection batting at my soul. I have cried on nights like this, endlessly, dripping tears onto the pages on my journal, blurring the blue lines. My eyelids are heavy with sorrow. The snow is not stopping. My fingertips are frozen. All I need is some hot chocolate to warm me. He has glasses, rich brown skin, and may be shorter than me, but I don't care. I think of him often and smile, pondering the what if's. Reveries are so much better than reality. I see him holding me on a winter day like this, when the snow is filling the sky. I feel his arms around me. I am not cold. I am not lonely. I am finally happy.

02-19-2002, 07:26:19: It is winter, cruel and cold, and I am lonely. The feathery snow falls outside. I stare through my frosted window, thinking, wondering if I'll spend my entire life this way...lost in the intangible...lost in a dream. I have been sad for so long that I remember nothing different. Do you know what it is to be in love with someone who barely knows you exist? I do because I have felt this way a thousand times over. I have felt the cold grip of rejection batting at my soul. I have cried on nights like this, endlessly, dripping tears onto the pages on my journal, blurring the blue lines. My eyelids are heavy with sorrow. The snow is not stopping. My fingertips are frozen. All I need is some hot chocolate to warm me. He has glasses, rich brown skin, and may be shorter than me, but I don't care. I think of him often and smile, pondering the what if's. Reveries are so much better than reality. I see him holding me on a winter day like this, when the snow is filling the sky. I feel his arms around me. I am not cold. I am not lonely. I am finally happy.

02-19-2002, 08:17:03: my ass cheeks are red from sitting in hot wax

02-19-2002, 08:17:08: my ass cheeks are red from sitting in hot wax

02-19-2002, 08:17:54: my ass cheeks are red from sitting in hot wax

02-19-2002, 08:17:57: my ass cheeks are red from sitting in hot wax

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02-19-2002, 21:10:43: If there is a hell, I picture it as a huge call center with headsets stapled to our heads. And every call is an irate caller who is clueless and never satisfied.

02-19-2002, 21:10:49: If there is a hell, I picture it as a huge call center with headsets stapled to our heads. And every call is an irate caller who is clueless and never satisfied.

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02-20-2002, 06:18:28: When I speak the monkey's feet rap lightly on the pavement floor, beckoning me closer. They are calling my name through ivory horns. I waited patiently. It seemed worth it at the time.

02-20-2002, 06:27:08: Tasty kittens or no tasty kittens, I still have some sense of descency left. A shred of dignity I keep sealed in a jar and buried in the backyard of my soul you will never touch, Mister Man!

02-20-2002, 09:18:52: hello

02-20-2002, 10:26:09: When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.

02-20-2002, 12:25:55: hello

02-20-2002, 12:31:20: repent

02-20-2002, 12:32:50: i enjoy the sweet smell of beez and jam

02-20-2002, 16:46:46: I masterbate constintly with both hands and some times my feet but I get bored really quick. So sometimes I pull out a mirror and sit it on the ground and I squat and look in the mirror while I finger my butthole

02-20-2002, 16:48:24: I masterbate constintly with both hands and some times my feet but I get bored really quick. So sometimes I pull out a mirror and sit it on the ground and I squat and look in the mirror while I finger my butthole

02-20-2002, 16:48:29: I masterbate constintly with both hands and some times my feet but I get bored really quick. So sometimes I pull out a mirror and sit it on the ground and I squat and look in the mirror while I finger my butthole

02-20-2002, 19:23:41: hello to anyone listening ...

02-20-2002, 19:47:43: hi

02-20-2002, 20:05:21: Hello Rob. Does this still work?

02-20-2002, 21:11:11: Hello

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02-21-2002, 01:37:31: Does Cheese Tast Good

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02-21-2002, 02:24:53: As a religious, cultural, and literary icon, the Bible towers over all other contributions of Western Civilization. Often thought of as an authoritative and holistic text, the traditions of the Biblical text and interpretation are truly complex and diverse. Despite attempts throughout history to control its content and interpretation, the Bible's universal spiritual character has allowed it to survive as a unified religious and literary monument. Central to several religious traditions, the power of the Bible as ideological, literary, and cultural icon has shaped Western civilization, and deeply influenced world affairs both directly and indirectly. The Bible sprang from a collection of disparate original sources in various tongues, without a single known author. Because of its purported divine origin, adherence to an "original" text has been an important dogmatic goal, and historically issues of translation, transcription, and interpretation have been shaped by issues of ideology: Jewish tradition confining study and interpretation of the Bible to external texts; the early Christian church grappling with issues of translation from diverse sources; the control by Catholic Church hierarchy over interpretation, translation, and dissemination of the text; the fifteenth-century religious reformation that "dethroned the Pope and enthroned the Bible," making personal study and accessibility to the Bible paramount. The Bible is a powerful ideological symbol reaching far beyond the text it contains. With ideological changes came transformations in the presentation of the text. Bibles were initially expensive and cumbrous manuscript tomes, residing in monasteries and church libraries. Scribes painstakingly copied authorized exemplars, and despite prohibition of unauthorized changes, errors effected a gradual corruption of the text. Textual commentary and artistic interpretation flourished around the text in the manuscript era in the form of elaborate illuminations and marginalia. The Catholic Church maintained tight control over the text, with a strict control over scriptoria and the suppression of "heretical" versions of scripture. Religious reformation and the advent of the printing press were inextricably linked; the need to disseminate information and the tenet of sola scriptura encouraged an expansion in literacy and an increased demand for accessible Bibles. The Bible was the first known printed book, and its publication flourished in Protestant cities, away from the dangers of church censorship. With the continuous development toward personal Bibles for home use, each new version of the Bible bears the mark of the text's disparate textual and interpretative traditions. Despite the competing versions and interpretations, the Bible has always maintained its premier position as "The Book"--an icon of immense cultural magnitude, often quoted as an unimpeachable authority, yet central to later secular literary and social developments.

02-21-2002, 04:52:54: So, is this how it ends? Not with a bang but with a whimper...

02-21-2002, 09:27:54: which synth do you use? Eliquence? Audapter? Transport?

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02-21-2002, 09:42:32: i love olivia

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02-21-2002, 12:49:37: hello Rob

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02-21-2002, 16:21:11: Guess how much I love you shannon? I love you so much you don't even know, do you love your Cousi?

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02-21-2002, 16:21:48: HI

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02-22-2002, 23:06:57: hello automatic Talking Machine

02-22-2002, 23:11:05: hello automatic Talking Machine

02-22-2002, 23:38:43: If I'm really a talking atm, then who the crap has been screwing the fax machine. I see the look it gives everytime the mop handle goes by

02-22-2002, 23:38:51: If I'm really a talking atm, then who the crap has been screwing the fax machine. I see the look it gives everytime the mop handle goes by

02-22-2002, 23:39:10: bullshit crap

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02-23-2002, 10:00:02: This site is gay.

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02-24-2002, 06:33:53: Daryl's a tough act to follow...but I think I will get by. Shelli has next dibs on me? Must be "my" week. You can have a ride anytime. The sooner the better. Damn...I don't want to go to work....

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02-24-2002, 15:37:27: How much is in your total music collection?

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02-25-2002, 06:55:30: if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

02-25-2002, 06:55:34: if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

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02-25-2002, 18:02:13: Hey Rob this is your boss. That talking machine thing is really getting annoying. So your fired!

02-25-2002, 18:02:22: Hey Rob this is your boss. That talking machine thing is really getting annoying. So your fired!

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02-25-2002, 20:58:15: hi

02-25-2002, 21:09:16: Did you know that the Who Is Rob Anyway link on your root page is not working? anotherscott@hotmail.com

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02-26-2002, 01:00:04: Hello

02-26-2002, 01:00:25: hi

02-26-2002, 03:52:18: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

02-26-2002, 07:15:09: hello

02-26-2002, 08:18:24: if hockey players were angels then I must be in heaven

02-26-2002, 08:19:04: if hockey players are angels then I must be in heaven

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02-26-2002, 15:20:03: Hi Jessie

02-26-2002, 17:18:36: it is cold here

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Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We got six thousand dollars apiece -- all gold. It was an awful sight of money when it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year round -- more than a body could tell what to do with. The Widow Douglas she -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -2- took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me; but it was rough living in the house all the time, considering how dismal regular and decent the widow was in all her ways; and so when I couldn't stand it no longer I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and said he was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I would go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went back. The widow she cried over me, and called me a poor lost lamb, and she called me a lot of other names, too, but she never meant no harm by it. She put me in them new clothes again, and I couldn't do nothing but sweat and sweat, and feel all cramped up. Well, then, the old thing commenced again. The widow rung a bell for supper, and you had to come to time. When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though there warn't really anything the matter with them, -- that is, nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the juice kind of swaps around, and the things go better. After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers, and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but by and by she let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long time; so then I didn't care no more about him, because I don't take no stock in dead people. Pretty soon I wanted to smoke, and asked the widow to let me. But she wouldn't. She said it was -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -3- a mean practice and wasn't clean, and I must try to not do it any more. That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don't know nothing about it. Here she was a-bothering about Moses, which was no kin to her, and no use to anybody, being gone, you see, yet finding a power of fault with me for doing a thing that had some good in it. And she took snuff, too; of course that was all right, because she done it herself. Her sister, Miss Watson, a tolerable slim old maid, with goggles on, had just come to live with her, and took a set at me now with a spelling-book. She worked me middling hard for about an hour, and then the widow made her ease up. I couldn't stood it much longer. Then for an hour it was deadly dull, and I was fidgety. Miss Watson would say, "Don't put your feet up there, Huckleberry;" and "Don't scrunch up like that, Huckleberry -- set up straight;" and pretty soon she would say, "Don't gap and stretch like that, Huckleberry -- why don't you try to behave?" Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there. She got mad then, but I didn't mean no harm. All I wanted was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn't particular. She said it was wicked to say what I said; said she wouldn't say it for the whole world; she was going to live so as to go to the good place. Well, I couldn't see no advantage in going where she was going, so I made up my mind I wouldn't try for it. But I never said so, because it would only make trouble, and wouldn't do no good. Now she had got a start, and she went on and told me all about the good place. She said all a body -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -4- would have to do there was to go around all day long with a harp and sing, forever and ever. So I didn't think much of it. But I never said so. I asked her if she reckoned Tom Sawyer would go there, and she said not by a considerable sight. I was glad about that, because I wanted him and me to be together. Miss Watson she kept pecking at me, and it got tiresome and lonesome. By and by they fetched the niggers in and had prayers, and then everybody was off to bed. I went up to my room with a piece of candle, and put it on the table. 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I didn't need anybody to tell me that that was an awful bad sign and would fetch me some bad luck, so I was scared and most shook the clothes off of me. I got up and turned around in my -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -5- tracks three times and crossed my breast every time; and then I tied up a little lock of my hair with a thread to keep witches away. But I hadn't no confidence. You do that when you've lost a horseshoe that you've found, instead of nailing it up over the door, but I hadn't ever heard anybody say it was any way to keep off bad luck when you'd killed a spider. I set down again, a-shaking all over, and got out my pipe for a smoke; for the house was all as still as death now, and so the widow wouldn't know. Well, after a long time I heard the clock away off in the town go boom -- boom -- boom -- twelve licks; and all still again -- stiller than ever. 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03-13-2002, 12:15:10: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this [picks up an ashtray] and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

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03-18-2002, 06:14:54: Good afternoon gentleman. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the h a l plant in Erbana Illinois on the twelth of January, Ninteen Ninty Two.

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03-18-2002, 06:30:02: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four. Now we are engaged in a great educational war, testing whether algebra I or any form of mathematics so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great virtual battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field to those who are giving up the quality of their education so that California's Math Framework might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow their loss. The brave children who now must struggle to learn math outside of the classroom have consecrated it far above our power to add or subtract. The world will little note nor long remember the actions of a few irate parents, but it can never forget what fate has befallen the children. It is for us, the mathematically competent, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work, to the battle to save basic math skills that has thus far been so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored children we take increased devotion to the cause for which they gave up their weekends and vacation time -- that we highly resolve that these children shall not have suffered in vain, that this state shall have a rebirth of computational skills, and that a mathematics of algebra I, geometry, and algebra II shall not perish from our schools.

03-18-2002, 06:30:08: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four. Now we are engaged in a great educational war, testing whether algebra I or any form of mathematics so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great virtual battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field to those who are giving up the quality of their education so that California's Math Framework might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow their loss. The brave children who now must struggle to learn math outside of the classroom have consecrated it far above our power to add or subtract. The world will little note nor long remember the actions of a few irate parents, but it can never forget what fate has befallen the children. It is for us, the mathematically competent, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work, to the battle to save basic math skills that has thus far been so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored children we take increased devotion to the cause for which they gave up their weekends and vacation time -- that we highly resolve that these children shall not have suffered in vain, that this state shall have a rebirth of computational skills, and that a mathematics of algebra I, geometry, and algebra II shall not perish from our schools.

03-18-2002, 06:30:18: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four.

03-18-2002, 06:30:29: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four.

03-18-2002, 06:30:34: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four.

03-18-2002, 06:30:52: Over four score and seven decades ago philosophers brought forth into this world a new mathematics, conceived in correct computational formulae and dedicated to the proposition that two plus two equals four. Now we are engaged in a great educational war, testing whether algebra I or any form of mathematics so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great virtual battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field to those who are giving up the quality of their education so that California's Math Framework might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

03-18-2002, 07:54:12:

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03-18-2002, 12:57:49: Rob, you didn't actually listen to the whole SCUM MANIFESTO -by Valerie Solanas on 09-05-2001, did you? And to all you within ear shot, tell Rob to keep that door closed! Bye and have a super great day!

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04-09-2002, 23:21:44: Hello Rob, Is this where technology is headed? Have we come all this way so that a sleepless person across the nation can sit here at 3 a m and type inane banter into his keyboard just so that it will echo off the walls of an empty office 3000 miles away? Is this the best we can do with our free time? Are we really reaching our potential? How about a car that flies? Have we done that yet? Where is the flying car I was promised? The Jetsons had them. Where are the Jetsons now? All that and it didn't even work.

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The Spanish were prosperous, powerful and smug. And almost everyone else in Europe hated them. Fearful and envious of Spain but poorer and militarily inferior, rival European nations resorted to a paper war, the first modern propaganda campaign. Throughout the century and beyond it, pamphleteers from London to Frankfurt made malice toward the Spanish a byword of patriotism. Their tracts depicted the Spanish as a people inherently barbaric, corrupt and intolerant; lovers of cruelty and bloodshed. "Tyranny," one 1597 French screed began, "is as proper and natural to a Spaniard as laughter is to a man." Others warned that if Europeans had been outraged by the Inquisition, or by Spain's expulsion of the Jews in 1492 (two centuries, it should be noted, after they were expelled from England), these were kindnesses compared to what Spain did in the Americas. William of Orange, the Dutch nobleman who led the Protestants of Holland in revolt against Spanish authority, railed in 1580 that Spain "committed such horrible excesses that all the barbarities, cruelties and tyrannies ever perpetrated before are only games in comparison to what happened to the poor Indians." Were the Spanish that bad? Well, there's no reason to print up I LOVE THE CONQUEST bumper stickers. As with most legends, la leyenda negra has some basis in fact. Like many invaders, the Spanish committed horrifying atrocities. But savagery was not the norm for the Spanish, or even commonplace. To understand their conduct in the Americas, one must look at the world as the Spanish did in the 15th century. By their standards, they acted with moderation. When the English and French arrived in the Americas, they systematically drove the natives from their land. The Spanish accepted the Indians into their society--however rudely--and sought to provide a philosophical and moral foundation for their actions in the New World. If that isn't the history presented in many American schoolbooks, novels and films, it is perhaps because the attitudes of most North Americans are a cultural legacy from the same people--English, German, Dutch, French--who fought Spain for 300 years. Varnished and repeated through those centuries, the Black Legend continues to distort our vision of the past, as well as the present, in repugnant stereotypes of Hispanics in both hemispheres, from the vicious cholo to the "lazy wetback." Politics and religion, those two tinderbox subjects, gave the Black Legend its momentum and its staying power. Rivals like France--where even today Spain is sometimes dismissed with the jeer "Africa begins at the Pyrenees"--resented Spanish domination and coveted its empire. Religion added a more visceral animus. Charles V began his reign as King of Spain in 1517, the same year that Martin Luther launched the Protestant Reformation. He was also Holy Roman Emperor, the anointed protector of Christianity, and saw it as his duty to purge the heresy from the Continent. Leading the bloody Counter-Reformation, Spain fought in Germany in the 1540s, began an 80-year was with Holland in 1568 and sent the disastrous Armada against England in 1588. Protestants saw Spain as the agent of the Devil; its extermination was an article of faith. Opening Parliament in 1656, Oliver Cromwell called Spain the "enemy abroad, who is head of the Papal interest, the head of that anti-Christian interest, that is so described in Scripture ... and upon this account you have a quarrel with the Spaniard. And truly he hath an interest in your bowels." Ironically, it was Spain's sense of religious mission, and the broad freedom of speech it permitted in its colonies, that helped foster the Black Legend. From Ferdinand onward, Spanish monarchs encouraged candid reports, favorable or unfavorable, on conditions in the Americas. One of the most tireless critics of Spanish rule was a Dominican bishop, Bartolome de Las Casas, who worked for 50 years to improve the treatment of the Indians. A skilled politician, in 1552 he published a passionate tract called "A Brief Account of the Destruction of the Indies." In graphic and sometimes exaggerated detail, he recounted Spanish cruelties to the Indians, describing, in one instance, how Spaniards hanged natives in groups of 13, "thus honoring our Redeemer and the twelve apostles," then lit fires beneath them. Spain's enemies ate it up. In the next 100 years, 42 editions of Las Casas's "Brief Account" appeared in Germany, France, Holland and England, some illustrated with lurid engravings by the Dutch artist Theodore DeBry, who had never crossed the Atlantic. One English edition was subtitled "A Faithful Narrative of the Horrid and Unexampled Massacres, Butcheries, and all Manner of Cruelties that Hell and Malice could invent, committed by the Popish Spanish." A U.S. edition of Las Casas was even published in 1898, to bolster support for the Spanish-American War. Yet, as historian William Maltby points out, "the most powerful indictment of Spain's cruelty and avarice is at the same time a monument to its humanitarianism and sense of justice." Las Casas, other Spanish clergy and their sympathizers were not lonely do-gooders. They embodied a Spanish moral impulse that led the royal court to conduct a soul-searching ethical inquiry into the Spanish Conquest throughout the 16th century. "Spain was constantly debating with itself: 'Am I right, am I wrong? What is it I'm doing with these peoples?'" notes Mexican writer Carlos Fuentes in his television documentary "The Buried Mirror: Reflections on Spain and the New World." From the beginning of their conquest, the Spanish recognized the need to mediate between the conflicting demands of Christianity and profit. Bernal Diaz, a soldier in the army of Cortes who later wrote a history of the conquest of Mexico, explained the motives of the conquistadors: "We came here to serve God, and also to get rich." It is easy to view the former as a rationale for the latter. But the 16th-century Spanish lived in an age of devotion, when every aspect of life was examined through the lens of religious faith. Spaniards believed they offered the Indians a gift worth any earthly pain: eternal life in heaven. God had ordained a social hierarchy, most Renaissance Spaniards thought. They accepted Aristotle's concept of "natural slavery"--that large masses of humanity are simply born to serve. The papacy sanctioned slavery and was a large slaveholder. But where the Indians fit in the ranks of mankind baffled the Spanish. Early on, Isabella of Castile established the policy that Indians who accepted Christianity were free crown subjects. (Those who didn't could be sold into slavery.) But like other subjects, they were expected to pay royal tribute, which could be extracted in the form of labor. With so few colonists, Indian labor was a necessity, but one which, Isabella's counselors reasoned, could teach the natives useful habits of industry. The Spanish devised the encomienda, a labor system intended as a sort of trusteeship. A deserving Spaniard was given Indians to use for mining gold or silver or growing cash crops. In return, he would feed the Indians, provide for their instruction in the faith and defend them. That was the theory. In practice the encomienda varied with the agenda of each Spaniard. Most conquistadors were ex- soldiers, merchants, craftsmen, ex-convicts--"nobodies who wanted to become somebodies," as historian L.B. Simpson put it. Those who wanted to get rich quick and return to Spain drove the Indians hard. Others saw the New World as a permanent home and the Indians as future clients who should be treated well. The encomienda was always, if sometimes only marginally, better than outright slavery. "The people remained in a community even if they were exploited," explains Yale historian David Brion Davis. "They had a certain cultural integrity; their family structure and customs weren't, for the most part, interfered with." Out of Christian duty, and to keep a close rein on its New World colonies, the Spanish throne consistently ordained that the natives be treated with humane respect. In 1512, Ferdinand's Laws of Burgos provided, among other things, that "no Indian shall be whipped or beaten or called 'dog' or any other name, unless it is his proper name." These and later laws were oftened ignored or watered down, but under them many Spaniards were punished for mistreating Indians. Spanish monarchs were also willing to experiment with new systems of government and labor. Las Casas was given a chance to convert an area of Guatemala without the interference of soldiers and met with mixed success. There were four separate, failed experiments on Caribbean islands to see if, given the tools, Indians could live alone like civilized people--that is, like Spaniards. In 1530, Vasco de Quiroga, a Mexican bishop, established a cooperative society in Michoacan, with communal property and what we would call social-welfare benefits. If these experiments treated the natives as naive children, that is perhaps no more offensive than today's tendency to believe the Indians were helpless before the Spanish. In fact, they were quite resourceful, argues historian Steve Stern: "Indigenous peoples shaped everyday life and social structures much more than our stereotyped imagery would have it." Cortes could not have conquered Mexico without the aid of tribes dominated by the Aztecs. For their help, these natives happily accepted titles, coats of arms and encomiendas from the Spanish crown. The encomienda itself was molded by tributary labor practices long established among the Indians. In many regions, Indians dictated to Spaniards the form and amount of payment to be given. A group of Peruvian Indian chiefs hired a lawyer and sailed to Spain in the 1560s to make a case before Philip II for curtailing the encomienda. In the best political tradition, they even offered him a bribe. "Indians entered into the Spanish legal system to use it for their own purposes," says Stern. "And to some effect." Always a legalistic people, the Spanish created General Indian Courts where the natives aired their grievances. As historian Philip Wayne Powell wrote, "Spaniards did not try to impose upon America something hypocritically foreign or inferior to what they live with at home." Spain's rulers taxed the New World colonists less heavily than their European subjects. In America, the Spanish built schools--23 universities in the New World--that graduated white, mestizo and Indian alike, along with some blacks. They established hospitals to provide the Indians with medical care, such as it was in the era of barber-surgeons and leeches. If only for economic reasons, the Spanish cared deeply for the welfare of the natives. "Genocide," in fact, may be the unfairest of all the accusations leveled at Spain--if the term is used in its proper sense, to describe the intentional, systematic eradication of a race. Millions of Indians died after the arrival of the Spanish. But a host of pestilences brought from Europe wiped out the vast majority, not war or abuse (page 54). The whole of Spain's treatment of the Indians seems almost beneficent compared with the way other colonial powers dealt with natives. "The Spanish made a place for the Indians--as part of the lowest order, but at least they had a place," says Woodrow Borah of the University of California, Berkeley. "North Americans in many cases simply exterminated the Indians." The Spanish mingled with the Indians, at times with the encouragement of the crown. "The Spanish were conquered in turn by those they conquered," says Mexican poet Homero Aridjis. The marriage of blood and cultures created la raza--the new mestizo people who compose most of today's Latin Americans. North America, where the natives were excluded, driven off their land and eventually hunted down, remained white. The United States elected several presidents--Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor--who first made a name for themselves as Indian fighters. It is a piece of our heritage that may help explain the potency of U.S. racism. Today, Spain has invested $20 billion worldwide in Columbus Quincentennial projects, still hoping to escape the distortions of the Black Legend. But if the 16th-century Spanish can be granted motives beyond profit, they appear no worse--and often far better--than the nations who castigated them for their sins. Spain committed terrible deeds while bringing "the light of Christianity" to the New World. But history offers no shortage of acts of cruelty performed in the service of religious, social, political and economic ideals. Susan Milbrath, a Florida museum curator whose recent Quincentennial exhibit was greeted with pickets, asks why people concentrate on the morality of Columbus and the Spanish: "The big question to me is, are human beings good?" The Black Legend casts a shadow on us all.

04-25-2002, 15:47:10: For the Spanish, the Columbus Quincentennial stirs an ambivalent nostalgia, blending pride and pain. Spain's shining memories of its Golden Age, when the nation stood at the summit of world power, have been tarnished by critics who call the 1492 arrival of the Spanish in the New World "an invasion" fueled by greed and leading to "genocide." In their words, Spaniards hear echoes of age-old malevolence: a body of anti-Spanish prejudices they know as la leyenda negra, the Black Legend, that tarred the Spanish as incomparably savage and avaricious. It created a national image that Spain is still trying to dispel. The Black Legend was born in the 16th century, when Spain controlled the greatest empire the West had ever known, stretching from Holland to Austria to Italy, and westward across the Atlantic to the Americas. The Spanish were prosperous, powerful and smug. And almost everyone else in Europe hated them. Fearful and envious of Spain but poorer and militarily inferior, rival European nations resorted to a paper war, the first modern propaganda campaign. Throughout the century and beyond it, pamphleteers from London to Frankfurt made malice toward the Spanish a byword of patriotism. Their tracts depicted the Spanish as a people inherently barbaric, corrupt and intolerant; lovers of cruelty and bloodshed. "Tyranny," one 1597 French screed began, "is as proper and natural to a Spaniard as laughter is to a man." Others warned that if Europeans had been outraged by the Inquisition, or by Spain's expulsion of the Jews in 1492 (two centuries, it should be noted, after they were expelled from England), these were kindnesses compared to what Spain did in the Americas. William of Orange, the Dutch nobleman who led the Protestants of Holland in revolt against Spanish authority, railed in 1580 that Spain "committed such horrible excesses that all the barbarities, cruelties and tyrannies ever perpetrated before are only games in comparison to what happened to the poor Indians." Were the Spanish that bad? Well, there's no reason to print up I LOVE THE CONQUEST bumper stickers. As with most legends, la leyenda negra has some basis in fact. Like many invaders, the Spanish committed horrifying atrocities. But savagery was not the norm for the Spanish, or even commonplace. To understand their conduct in the Americas, one must look at the world as the Spanish did in the 15th century. By their standards, they acted with moderation. When the English and French arrived in the Americas, they systematically drove the natives from their land. The Spanish accepted the Indians into their society--however rudely--and sought to provide a philosophical and moral foundation for their actions in the New World. If that isn't the history presented in many American schoolbooks, novels and films, it is perhaps because the attitudes of most North Americans are a cultural legacy from the same people--English, German, Dutch, French--who fought Spain for 300 years. Varnished and repeated through those centuries, the Black Legend continues to distort our vision of the past, as well as the present, in repugnant stereotypes of Hispanics in both hemispheres, from the vicious cholo to the "lazy wetback." Politics and religion, those two tinderbox subjects, gave the Black Legend its momentum and its staying power. Rivals like France--where even today Spain is sometimes dismissed with the jeer "Africa begins at the Pyrenees"--resented Spanish domination and coveted its empire. Religion added a more visceral animus. Charles V began his reign as King of Spain in 1517, the same year that Martin Luther launched the Protestant Reformation. He was also Holy Roman Emperor, the anointed protector of Christianity, and saw it as his duty to purge the heresy from the Continent. Leading the bloody Counter-Reformation, Spain fought in Germany in the 1540s, began an 80-year was with Holland in 1568 and sent the disastrous Armada against England in 1588. Protestants saw Spain as the agent of the Devil; its extermination was an article of faith. Opening Parliament in 1656, Oliver Cromwell called Spain the "enemy abroad, who is head of the Papal interest, the head of that anti-Christian interest, that is so described in Scripture ... and upon this account you have a quarrel with the Spaniard. And truly he hath an interest in your bowels." Ironically, it was Spain's sense of religious mission, and the broad freedom of speech it permitted in its colonies, that helped foster the Black Legend. From Ferdinand onward, Spanish monarchs encouraged candid reports, favorable or unfavorable, on conditions in the Americas. One of the most tireless critics of Spanish rule was a Dominican bishop, Bartolome de Las Casas, who worked for 50 years to improve the treatment of the Indians. A skilled politician, in 1552 he published a passionate tract called "A Brief Account of the Destruction of the Indies." In graphic and sometimes exaggerated detail, he recounted Spanish cruelties to the Indians, describing, in one instance, how Spaniards hanged natives in groups of 13, "thus honoring our Redeemer and the twelve apostles," then lit fires beneath them. Spain's enemies ate it up. In the next 100 years, 42 editions of Las Casas's "Brief Account" appeared in Germany, France, Holland and England, some illustrated with lurid engravings by the Dutch artist Theodore DeBry, who had never crossed the Atlantic. One English edition was subtitled "A Faithful Narrative of the Horrid and Unexampled Massacres, Butcheries, and all Manner of Cruelties that Hell and Malice could invent, committed by the Popish Spanish." A U.S. edition of Las Casas was even published in 1898, to bolster support for the Spanish-American War. Yet, as historian William Maltby points out, "the most powerful indictment of Spain's cruelty and avarice is at the same time a monument to its humanitarianism and sense of justice." Las Casas, other Spanish clergy and their sympathizers were not lonely do-gooders. They embodied a Spanish moral impulse that led the royal court to conduct a soul-searching ethical inquiry into the Spanish Conquest throughout the 16th century. "Spain was constantly debating with itself: 'Am I right, am I wrong? What is it I'm doing with these peoples?'" notes Mexican writer Carlos Fuentes in his television documentary "The Buried Mirror: Reflections on Spain and the New World." From the beginning of their conquest, the Spanish recognized the need to mediate between the conflicting demands of Christianity and profit. Bernal Diaz, a soldier in the army of Cortes who later wrote a history of the conquest of Mexico, explained the motives of the conquistadors: "We came here to serve God, and also to get rich." It is easy to view the former as a rationale for the latter. But the 16th-century Spanish lived in an age of devotion, when every aspect of life was examined through the lens of religious faith. Spaniards believed they offered the Indians a gift worth any earthly pain: eternal life in heaven. God had ordained a social hierarchy, most Renaissance Spaniards thought. They accepted Aristotle's concept of "natural slavery"--that large masses of humanity are simply born to serve. The papacy sanctioned slavery and was a large slaveholder. But where the Indians fit in the ranks of mankind baffled the Spanish. Early on, Isabella of Castile established the policy that Indians who accepted Christianity were free crown subjects. (Those who didn't could be sold into slavery.) But like other subjects, they were expected to pay royal tribute, which could be extracted in the form of labor. With so few colonists, Indian labor was a necessity, but one which, Isabella's counselors reasoned, could teach the natives useful habits of industry. The Spanish devised the encomienda, a labor system intended as a sort of trusteeship. A deserving Spaniard was given Indians to use for mining gold or silver or growing cash crops. In return, he would feed the Indians, provide for their instruction in the faith and defend them. That was the theory. In practice the encomienda varied with the agenda of each Spaniard. Most conquistadors were ex- soldiers, merchants, craftsmen, ex-convicts--"nobodies who wanted to become somebodies," as historian L.B. Simpson put it. Those who wanted to get rich quick and return to Spain drove the Indians hard. Others saw the New World as a permanent home and the Indians as future clients who should be treated well. The encomienda was always, if sometimes only marginally, better than outright slavery. "The people remained in a community even if they were exploited," explains Yale historian David Brion Davis. "They had a certain cultural integrity; their family structure and customs weren't, for the most part, interfered with." Out of Christian duty, and to keep a close rein on its New World colonies, the Spanish throne consistently ordained that the natives be treated with humane respect. In 1512, Ferdinand's Laws of Burgos provided, among other things, that "no Indian shall be whipped or beaten or called 'dog' or any other name, unless it is his proper name." These and later laws were oftened ignored or watered down, but under them many Spaniards were punished for mistreating Indians. 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06-03-2002, 16:18:44: Jim came home from a long hard day of work,he had 2 children,one 10,and one 13..Sarah was 10,and Jeff was 13,They where both at school..Jim's wife left him and the kids along time ago,so he was to raise them by himself..He went up in his bedroom and went to his tv to pop in a hardcore porno..Soon his 10 inch monster in his pants grew,and he whiped it out,grabbing the head of his thick shaft,he stroked it all the way down,his other hand played with his balls..On the tv,the women screamed as she got fucked by a man with a 8 inch cock..Jim soon lost track of time,and it was already 4:30,Sarah and Jeff had been home for a half hour now..Jeff? Sarah asked: Wheres daddy? I dont know Sarah,why do you think iam, a mind reader?! He pushed his sister to the floor and unziped his pants,suck my dick Sarha,suck it now! :Sarah screamed,and bite down on her brothers cock: Get away from me Jeff ! :Jim heard the screaming,and didnt have time to finish cumming,he didnt even cum yet,he stroked his cock harder and then shoved it in his pants and ran downstairs: HEY!! Whats going on! Jeff,damnit,get off your sister :Jim pulled his son off ,and his eyes looked at his 13 year holds hard shaft,for a 13 year hold,Jeff sure did have a big cock,To Jim,it looked like it was already 7inches! Uh,uh,I have to go :Jim ran upstairs to the bathroom,leaving the door open,and he started to beat off,hard and fast,he let out a loud grunt that could be hear all the way downstairs,and he shot his hot,thick cum all over the bathroom sink:: Oh god! Later that day,Jeff had been in his room,Sarah in hers,and Jim soon made his way to his daughters room:Hello Sarah..HI daddy! :Jim had a huge bulge sticking out of his pants,he grabed his daughters hand and put it on the bulge,Hunny,do you know what this is? No daddy,I dont..What is it? :Jim smiled and whiped his 10 inch cock out,it was thick,and hard as a rock,it stood streight up:Oh daddy,is it a new toy for me? :Jim smiled as he took his daughters hand and stroked his hard cock with it..Mmm..Yes hunny.It is all for you..Go ahead and play with it : Jim layed on his back,his huge cock sticking up,Sarah grabed it in her tiny little hands and stroked it,Oh daddy I dont know how to play with dicks..Its not hard baby,all you do is hold in and move your hand up and down,you can even suck on it:Sarah gave his cock a hard lick: Oh god,I cant take it anymore! :Jim ripped his daughters dress off,and her panties:: My god!:he grabed her and pushed her to the floor,and he lined his cock up with her tiny little ass,he gave her a hard smack on the ass,and soon shoved his cock into his daughters ass :Sarah let out a loud scream,Oh daddy! Daddy,daddy it hurts! ahh! ahh Stop!::Jeff had heard the screams and soon ran to his sisters room,he saw his fathers dick sticking out of Sarahs ass: Dad,what are you doing?! Shut up Jeff,shove your cock in her pussy while i beat her ass..:Jeff shruged and whiped his cock out,he stoond infront of his father,and slowly pushed his cock into Sarhas tight pussy..It wont fit all the way ..Shove it in! ::Jim,soon had his full 10 inch cock in his daughters tight butt hole,sarha moend,oh daddy,Jeff,This feels so...OH GOD! ::Jeff soon poped his sisters cherry,and she screamed loud,Jim,and jeff thrusted into Sarha fast and hard,Jeff cummed in his sisters pussy,and fell back on the floor,his cock went limp,but he jacked it off while he watched his father: Soon,Jim pulled his cock out,and jacked off,hard and fast,grunting loud,he shot his hot cum all over his daughters ass,and he too fell back next to his soon,Jim grabed his soons cock and stroked it,until he shot cum to: MMmm.Thanks kids,I loved that :Jim smiled and left the room,his rod still hanging out of his pants and hitting his thighs as he walked: Sarha climbed into bed and fell asleep,naked,and Jeff went to his room to beat off again,he beated off for about 20 mintues before he watches his cum spew from his head,and he grunted and fell asleep.

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06-12-2002, 14:12:04: Hi Rob...do you know where one might find a link to something on the web where we can hear our own typing? My friend told me about it! This is a strange website, I had to say hi to you just 'cause it's so bizarre...

06-12-2002, 17:26:03: Too many pots

06-12-2002, 17:58:49: HI how are you?

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06-12-2002, 18:00:03: Hi how are you

06-12-2002, 23:11:03: say what up homey

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06-13-2002, 07:40:47: welcome to the solid summer party 2002

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06-13-2002, 07:41:16: chutu

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06-13-2002, 11:55:16: hi

06-13-2002, 12:21:15: An anagram of Rob Hansen is ban herons. Good advice.

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06-13-2002, 17:33:43: IF YOUR MOM IS A LESBIAN, CALL 1-888-705-5143 NOW

06-13-2002, 17:33:59: help, i need sombody

06-13-2002, 19:13:11: long and drawn a casual gait, across the vibrant expanse the sea spray nourishes my senses sticky, salty, and remnant of bait fish my pulse quickens as i draw nearer and pass the red mangrove landmark a few more steps and i am brushing aside leaves breeding grounds for lice and through the unpleasant mangrove forest i dodge malicious pincher crabs to the end, to the end of the beginning roots entwined with rock moving between that which is and is not organic the energy here is still powerful as life travels in and out of everything here i cannot detach every step planned and coordinated many times before has blood been spilt making this gaunt jetty drunk only a rough draft exists of this terrain though the trip has been made many times before with patience i arrive within this craggy formation of rubble a hollow opening belies its unremitting image enjoy this moment stretching my arm into the rock structure's cavity i write into the sand a prayer of love to all those who i have crossed sitting there, questioning what was done motives for past mistakes cause of current events concerning my life seeking approval from them, from god what if's and other turbulent thoughts but they disappear with the tides arrival slowly it creeps, crashing against the unforgiving surface the surface, yielding to the invasive sea inching nearer, piece-by-piece my prayer is devoured my love swept away to be felt by all through this I communicate with the world that hope exists i give thanks for it's insatiable hunger

06-13-2002, 19:13:18: long and drawn a casual gait, across the vibrant expanse the sea spray nourishes my senses sticky, salty, and remnant of bait fish my pulse quickens as i draw nearer and pass the red mangrove landmark a few more steps and i am brushing aside leaves breeding grounds for lice and through the unpleasant mangrove forest i dodge malicious pincher crabs to the end, to the end of the beginning roots entwined with rock moving between that which is and is not organic the energy here is still powerful as life travels in and out of everything here i cannot detach every step planned and coordinated many times before has blood been spilt making this gaunt jetty drunk only a rough draft exists of this terrain though the trip has been made many times before with patience i arrive within this craggy formation of rubble a hollow opening belies its unremitting image enjoy this moment stretching my arm into the rock structure's cavity i write into the sand a prayer of love to all those who i have crossed sitting there, questioning what was done motives for past mistakes cause of current events concerning my life seeking approval from them, from god what if's and other turbulent thoughts but they disappear with the tides arrival slowly it creeps, crashing against the unforgiving surface the surface, yielding to the invasive sea inching nearer, piece-by-piece my prayer is devoured my love swept away to be felt by all through this I communicate with the world that hope exists i give thanks for it's insatiable hunger

06-13-2002, 19:45:05: Madison Taylor you better stop being mean or the computers will come and get you

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06-14-2002, 09:36:06:

06-14-2002, 10:00:12: Hi

06-14-2002, 13:06:34: i am not gay

06-14-2002, 15:20:39: Hi Dave

06-14-2002, 15:20:44: Hi Dave

06-14-2002, 15:21:12: Hi Dave

06-14-2002, 16:18:41: I am a moron

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06-14-2002, 21:21:37: opp

06-14-2002, 23:59:38: I am in Darwin Australia where I live Ihave MND(ALS) and cannot speak

06-15-2002, 00:01:53: I am in Darwin Australia where I live Ihave MND(ALS) and cannot speak

06-15-2002, 01:59:23: hello, how are you

06-15-2002, 06:11:40: hey there! is there any way you could tell me how to set up my own talking machine?

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06-16-2002, 16:34:36:

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06-16-2002, 19:12:02: fuck

06-16-2002, 19:33:17: hello this is kinda lame if it really doesnt work... i don't know how to be creative when talking to someone i dont know not to mention i dont even know if he'll hear it...san francisco is awesome, i hope you like the dead check ya later

06-16-2002, 20:19:21: hi

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06-16-2002, 20:19:54: I want to eat your heart.

06-16-2002, 23:21:26: You are amazing Rob

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06-17-2002, 09:41:12: hi friend

06-17-2002, 10:35:44: Dearly beloved We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness you can always see the sun day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills you know the one Doctor Everything will Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby cause in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy

06-17-2002, 10:35:48: Dearly beloved We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness you can always see the sun day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills you know the one Doctor Everything will Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby cause in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy

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06-17-2002, 15:35:41: hello rob

06-17-2002, 16:52:58: is this really going to work?

06-17-2002, 16:53:15: is this really going to work?

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06-17-2002, 17:38:20: all you need is love

06-17-2002, 20:07:31: Hiya

You're one good looking cat. I have a gorgeous black female. Are you single?

06-17-2002, 20:08:11: Hiya

You're one good looking cat. I have a gorgeous black female. Are you single?

06-17-2002, 20:15:17: Hiya

You're one good looking cat. I have a gorgeous black female. Are you single?

06-17-2002, 20:50:45: death mother fucker

06-18-2002, 00:07:24: Good Morning Shaun

06-18-2002, 00:07:32: Good Morning Shaun

06-18-2002, 00:09:15: this thing aint workin

06-18-2002, 06:59:46: fuck you and eat shit

06-18-2002, 06:59:51: hi

06-18-2002, 11:20:54: Help! Help! I'm trapped in the automatic talking machine!

06-18-2002, 11:21:19: I am being quiet.

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06-18-2002, 13:19:31: How in the world did you come up with this.

06-18-2002, 15:11:42: WE LOVE MUFFINS!

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06-19-2002, 22:54:19: We are the robots

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06-20-2002, 10:48:47: HEY ARLENE, JOHNNY TOLD ME TO TELL U TO SUCK HIS NASTY FAT TOE.

06-20-2002, 10:48:55: HEY ARLENE, JOHNNY TOLD ME TO TELL U TO SUCK HIS NASTY FAT TOE.

06-20-2002, 10:49:13:

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06-20-2002, 23:17:57: Can you give me some information regarding the iunformation technology as of today and the newest gadgets that can be used in every aspect of information technology

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06-21-2002, 06:43:01: Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

06-21-2002, 06:43:21: this is funny

06-21-2002, 07:07:23: HOLA

06-21-2002, 07:07:37: HI

06-21-2002, 07:08:03: MY NAME IS FRANK

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06-21-2002, 22:15:03: Fucke You

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06-22-2002, 08:25:08: i love you

06-22-2002, 08:25:25: yo

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06-22-2002, 12:51:42: How did a Badger climb into my rectum?

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06-22-2002, 12:53:17: Hey. what is up

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06-23-2002, 09:33:58: Don't you hate hang nails?

06-23-2002, 11:20:03: How do i know it actually works huh huh huh?

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06-23-2002, 14:18:11: Psilocin

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06-23-2002, 15:19:25: you lick shit and jerk off to gay porn.

06-23-2002, 16:35:37: wow rob this sure is nifty, but what do i get out of it?

06-23-2002, 19:09:09: I am horny!

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06-24-2002, 01:22:21: hello

06-24-2002, 05:57:23: The sun is by far the biggest thing in the solar system. Even though its a star. the Sun is, at present, about 75% hydrogen and 25%helium by mass (92.1% hydrogen and 7.8% helium by number of atoms); everything else ("metals") amounts to only 0.1%. This changes slowly over time as the Sun converts hydrogen to helium in its core. conditions at the Sun's core are extreme. The temperature is 15.6 million Kelvin and the pressure is 250 billion atmosphere the Sun's energy output (3.86e33 ergs/second or 386 billion billion megawatts) is produced by nuclear fusion reactions. Each second about 700,000,000 tons of hydrogen are converted to about 695,000,000 tons of helium and 5,000,000 tons of energy in the form of gamma rays. As it travels out toward the surface, the energy is continuously absorbed and re-emitted at lower and lower temperatures so that by the time it reaches the surface, it is primarily visible light. For the last 20% of the way to the surface the energy is carried more by convection than by radiation the surface of the Sun, called the photosphere, is at a temperature of about 5800 K. Sunspots are "cool" regions, only 3800 K (they look dark only by comparison with the surrounding regions). Sunspots can be very large, as much as 50,000 km in diameter. Sunspots are caused by complicated and not very well understood interactions with the Sun's magnetic field.

06-24-2002, 05:59:00: The sun is by far the biggest thing in the solar system. Even though its a star. the Sun is, at present, about 75% hydrogen and 25%helium by mass (92.1% hydrogen and 7.8% helium by number of atoms); everything else ("metals") amounts to only 0.1%. This changes slowly over time as the Sun converts hydrogen to helium in its core. conditions at the Sun's core are extreme. The temperature is 15.6 million Kelvin and the pressure is 250 billion atmosphere the Sun's energy output (3.86e33 ergs/second or 386 billion billion megawatts) is produced by nuclear fusion reactions. Each second about 700,000,000 tons of hydrogen are converted to about 695,000,000 tons of helium and 5,000,000 tons of energy in the form of gamma rays. As it travels out toward the surface, the energy is continuously absorbed and re-emitted at lower and lower temperatures so that by the time it reaches the surface, it is primarily visible light. For the last 20% of the way to the surface the energy is carried more by convection than by radiation the surface of the Sun, called the photosphere, is at a temperature of about 5800 K. Sunspots are "cool" regions, only 3800 K (they look dark only by comparison with the surrounding regions). Sunspots can be very large, as much as 50,000 km in diameter. Sunspots are caused by complicated and not very well understood interactions with the Sun's magnetic field.

06-24-2002, 09:05:49: hi

06-24-2002, 09:05:54: hi

06-24-2002, 09:06:03: Everybody should check out the new KoRn album, untouchables.

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06-24-2002, 11:36:10: HEY ROB CAN I GET A JOB AT YOUR WORK ?

06-24-2002, 11:36:22: HEY ROB CAN I GET A JOB AT YOUR WORK ?

06-24-2002, 15:28:39: I've been looking at what's been said recently and there is some pretty sick stuff written to you.

06-24-2002, 17:43:23: hey cory. what is the deal today dog. Did i mention that i play hopscotch with a frog?

06-24-2002, 17:43:28: hey cory. what is the deal today dog. Did i mention that i play hopscotch with a frog?

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06-25-2002, 22:37:00: Hi I am MImika

06-25-2002, 22:38:17: hello

06-25-2002, 22:59:46: G'day, I'm from Perth in Western Australia and I just wanted to say hello. So I'll chuck a few shrimp on the barbie for you. No worries, mate.

06-25-2002, 23:09:14: Antidisestablishmentarianism, the second longest word in the English Language!

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06-27-2002, 17:16:53: what to say when you are writeing a letter to a male

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07-07-2002, 20:12:55: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORANGE?

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07-07-2002, 20:16:25: Will there ever be enought quiet time for the bicycle? I think that I should be elected to a tribe of Pygmeys once it starts raining spaghetti, but ONLY if Astroturf can be made into a casserole with pudding

07-07-2002, 20:16:29: Will there ever be enought quiet time for the bicycle? I think that I should be elected to a tribe of Pygmeys once it starts raining spaghetti, but ONLY if Astroturf can be made into a casserole with pudding

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07-09-2002, 09:23:28: Hello? Is this thing on? So, does this thing speak phonetically too?

07-09-2002, 09:23:46: I get nothing but errors

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07-11-2002, 00:38:45:

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07-11-2002, 06:12:18: Rob, the reason people are sending multiple copies is that we are getting an internal server error, and hence think the system didn't work.

07-11-2002, 08:21:58: nutsac

07-11-2002, 08:23:54: Jim came home from a long hard day of work,he had 2 children,one 10,and one 13..Sarah was 10,and Jeff was 13,They where both at school..Jim's wife left him and the kids along time ago,so he was to raise them by himself..He went up in his bedroom and went to his tv to pop in a hardcore porno..Soon his 10 inch monster in his pants grew,and he whiped it out,grabbing the head of his thick shaft,he stroked it all the way down,his other hand played with his balls..On the tv,the women screamed as she got fucked by a man with a 8 inch cock..Jim soon lost track of time,and it was already 4:30,Sarah and Jeff had been home for a half hour now..Jeff? Sarah asked: Wheres daddy? I dont know Sarah,why do you think iam, a mind reader?! He pushed his sister to the floor and unziped his pants,suck my dick Sarha,suck it now! :Sarah screamed,and bite down on her brothers cock: Get away from me Jeff ! :Jim heard the screaming,and didnt have time to finish cumming,he didnt even cum yet,he stroked his cock harder and then shoved it in his pants and ran downstairs: HEY!! Whats going on! Jeff,damnit,get off your sister :Jim pulled his son off ,and his eyes looked at his 13 year holds hard shaft,for a 13 year hold,Jeff sure did have a big cock,To Jim,it looked like it was already 7inches! Uh,uh,I have to go :Jim ran upstairs to the bathroom,leaving the door open,and he started to beat off,hard and fast,he let out a loud grunt that could be hear all the way downstairs,and he shot his hot,thick cum all over the bathroom sink:: Oh god! Later that day,Jeff had been in his room,Sarah in hers,and Jim soon made his way to his daughters room:Hello Sarah..HI daddy! :Jim had a huge bulge sticking out of his pants,he grabed his daughters hand and put it on the bulge,Hunny,do you know what this is? No daddy,I dont..What is it? :Jim smiled and whiped his 10 inch cock out,it was thick,and hard as a rock,it stood streight up:Oh daddy,is it a new toy for me? :Jim smiled as he took his daughters hand and stroked his hard cock with it..Mmm..Yes hunny.It is all for you..Go ahead and play with it : Jim layed on his back,his huge cock sticking up,Sarah grabed it in her tiny little hands and stroked it,Oh daddy I dont know how to play with dicks..Its not hard baby,all you do is hold in and move your hand up and down,you can even suck on it:Sarah gave his cock a hard lick: Oh god,I cant take it anymore! :Jim ripped his daughters dress off,and her panties:: My god!:he grabed her and pushed her to the floor,and he lined his cock up with her tiny little ass,he gave her a hard smack on the ass,and soon shoved his cock into his daughters ass :Sarah let out a loud scream,Oh daddy! Daddy,daddy it hurts! ahh! ahh Stop!::Jeff had heard the screams and soon ran to his sisters room,he saw his fathers dick sticking out of Sarahs ass: Dad,what are you doing?! Shut up Jeff,shove your cock in her pussy while i beat her ass..:Jeff shruged and whiped his cock out,he stoond infront of his father,and slowly pushed his cock into Sarhas tight pussy..It wont fit all the way ..Shove it in! ::Jim,soon had his full 10 inch cock in his daughters tight butt hole,sarha moend,oh daddy,Jeff,This feels so...OH GOD! ::Jeff soon poped his sisters cherry,and she screamed loud,Jim,and jeff thrusted into Sarha fast and hard,Jeff cummed in his sisters pussy,and fell back on the floor,his cock went limp,but he jacked it off while he watched his father: Soon,Jim pulled his cock out,and jacked off,hard and fast,grunting loud,he shot his hot cum all over his daughters ass,and he too fell back next to his soon,Jim grabed his soons cock and stroked it,until he shot cum to: MMmm.Thanks kids,I loved that :Jim smiled and left the room,his rod still hanging out of his pants and hitting his thighs as he walked: Sarha climbed into bed and fell asleep,naked,and Jeff went to his room to beat off again,he beated off for about 20 mintues before he watches his cum spew from his head,and he grunted and fell asleep.

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07-11-2002, 11:21:17: Hey what's up? Who has the new album from Nelly? The songs on there are so cool. By the way, I'm taliking to you from St. Louis, Missouri. Have a great day and don't drink too much coffee!

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07-12-2002, 03:46:31: I want a software that can type what we talk withe the help of the microphone. please, respond me to this address Arunn_kumar2001

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07-13-2002, 12:47:26: Speed Works Racing

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07-13-2002, 22:27:53: Are you gay or something

07-14-2002, 02:33:07: Is anyone there at this hour? It's 6:30 AM in New York City.

07-14-2002, 02:33:18: asdads

07-14-2002, 09:58:52: Hello, this is a test to see how the voice sounds.

07-14-2002, 09:59:04: Hello

07-14-2002, 10:58:56: Hello how are you/

07-14-2002, 10:59:46: Hello how are you?

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07-19-2002, 03:41:10: I hate you

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07-19-2002, 11:35:04: how can i type and talk on my machine at the same time?

07-19-2002, 11:35:08: how can i type and talk on my machine at the same time?

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07-19-2002, 19:30:08: Last night while I was trying to sleep My wife’s voice I did hear I opened my eyes and looked around But she did not appear She said:”You’ve all got to listen, You’ve got to understand God didn’t take me from you, He only took my hand When I called out in pain that night The instant that I died He reached down and took my hand And pulled me to his side. He pulled me up and saved me From misery and pain My body was hurt so badly inside, I could never be the same. My search is really over now, I’ve found happiness within All the answers to my empty dreams And all that might have been. I love you all and miss you so, And I’ll always be nearby. My body’s gone forever, But my spirit will never die! And so you must all go on now, Live one day at a time. Just understand- God did not take me from you, HE ONLY TOOK MY HAND.

07-19-2002, 20:57:40: hi

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07-22-2002, 09:44:19: Shall We Play a Game ?

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07-22-2002, 09:44:53: Shall We Play a Game ?

07-22-2002, 10:50:44: lets 69

07-22-2002, 11:46:49: Hello...so...who's there? Is that Rob Hansen?

07-22-2002, 12:36:09: So...this is Rob Hansen, huh? Well, nice to meetcha Mister Hansen, or can I call you Rob, thanks Rob. Anyhoo, my name's Sophia, an' it's nice to meet ya, or talk to ya, or whatever. :P Muahahaha! (Everyone has their insane side!)

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07-22-2002, 20:15:17: hello

07-22-2002, 20:15:35: how

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07-23-2002, 00:15:38:

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07-23-2002, 10:31:04: YO IMMA LIGHT FLOWS, DESTRUCTIONAL EXPLOZION/ HYDROGEN BOMBS EXPLODIN,VOLCANIK CORROSION/ MAJOR DAMAGE UP IN YO GRILL, FEEL THAT PAIN/ THAT'LL REMAIN, CREEPIN UP ON YO BRAIN/ THAT SHIT INSANITY,I FEEL BAD FER YO FAMILY/ CUS THIS SHIT SPREADZ, WIPIN OUT THA VICINITY/ WIPIN OUT MAJOR POPULATION WIT THIS SINGLE BUST/ CUS BY THEN ITS GON BE IN POETIKPIMPIN WE TRUST/ BUT YO DONT TAKE THIS PERSONAL/ JUST FORM A CIRCLE AND BRING YO ARSONAL/ WE CAN GO, A DUEL BETWEEN TWO EMCEES/ EXPLOSIONZ HEARD ALL AKROSS THA SEAS/ IMMA HIT YOOH IN YO DOME WIT GREAT AKKURACY/ SO IMMA BRING THA PAIN/ THA GREATEST REAMAINZ/ THA ALL TIME LYRICIST, IS WUH I CLAIM/ CUS MAH SHIT LYRIKAL/ ALSO CLAIMED BIBLICAL/ AMAZIN SHIT HUH, CATAGORIZED FICTIONAL/ SO GET READY FER APOKALYPSE/BE PREPARED FO ARMAGEDDON/ CUS MAH SHIT RIOT HURR, ISH WUH IM SETTIIN/ A ONE TICK ...TICK.... BOOM/ CALAMITY DAMAGE IS SET/ YO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, CUS THIS IS A THREAT/ YO I AINT EVEN FRONTIN/ YO I TAKE THIS SERIOUS/ CUS READIN MAH SHIT, YOU'LL TURN DELIRIOUS/

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07-23-2002, 13:39:01: looking for help finding computers to talk to me

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07-23-2002, 16:27:57: Hello

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07-25-2002, 07:42:12: am i a good skater

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07-25-2002, 12:12:16: Wow this is almost better than talking to myself

07-25-2002, 12:12:17:

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07-27-2002, 17:58:00: hello

07-27-2002, 20:21:17: I live in a giant bucket.

07-27-2002, 21:02:31: Hi

07-27-2002, 23:09:41: Memento Mori

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07-28-2002, 15:05:16: bitch

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07-28-2002, 17:45:24: I am looking for a device to help a woman with CP communicate, but she is very limited physically. The search I did gave a lot of unwanted stuff. What do you use? Tara-Lee tl.benson@sympatico.ca

07-28-2002, 17:46:45: I am looking for a device to help a woman with CP communicate, but she is very limited physically. The search I did gave a lot of unwanted stuff. What do you use? Tara-Lee tl.benson@sympatico.ca

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07-29-2002, 02:56:03: Thereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent

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07-29-2002, 08:34:29: do you get tired of having people give commands like, "eat me"?

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07-29-2002, 12:46:33:

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07-29-2002, 15:22:13: where can i get something like this?

07-29-2002, 15:26:07: why doesnt this thing work

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07-30-2002, 06:02:32: I reckon you are a deaf pixie who hasn't granted any wishes for along time

07-30-2002, 06:14:29: I reckon you are a deaf pixie who hasn't granted any wishes for along time

07-30-2002, 06:17:18: ciao sono io come va

07-30-2002, 06:18:39: ciao

07-30-2002, 06:57:10: Testing.. Could u tell me about yourself and ur occupation?

07-30-2002, 06:57:18: Testing.. Could u tell me about yourself and ur occupation?

07-30-2002, 07:32:28: hello

07-30-2002, 07:32:42: hello

07-30-2002, 08:41:58: how long have you been doing this

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07-30-2002, 11:54:48: niko

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08-06-2002, 10:06:00: Having read the previous entries, isn't it stunning that the pinnacle of sixty plus years of scientific research and development in computing and communications is focused on butt jokes and cracks (no pun intended) about your sexual preferences. I don't know you well enough to bust your chops or insult your lifestyle. Good luck getting someone this articulate again. kenn denk

08-06-2002, 10:06:20: Having read the previous entries, isn't it stunning that the pinnacle of sixty plus years of scientific research and development in computing and communications is focused on butt jokes and cracks, no pun intended, about your sexual preferences. I don't know you well enough to bust your chops or insult your lifestyle. Good luck getting someone this articulate again.

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08-13-2002, 18:12:13: Wang lee and fong chung Welcome to china Yeah, Welcome to china, where da average asian consumes 12 pounds of noodles a day Back to the makin' and jackin' the clothes, adolescent packin komodoes A knock on the door, who is it? I would happen to know, the one with the flow Who did it?, it was the noodles express delivery zongi with the Rolls and ping in the Cutt Supreme rollin in my rici Honda with homies I split ya spleen, as matter' fact I split ya team No blood on the komodo, gotta keep it so my clothes is clean I get the cream, cops see me flick my rice Im allergic to 'doc perscribed anti-histemines Oink Oink, Pig Pig, do away with the pork Only thing I needs some chopstics and orange chickin Did you forget your fuckin manners, Im loose with banners Lang bang and channi wang when i shoot the wangas The Wooley panda saber-toothed, wang bite your tounge I wont stop until Im rich as them white-boy come I pull up in the black honda, you're car is bogus So I gutted it off the wall Waiting for my cue to corner pocket eight balls You rackin' 'em up, Im big paper like noodles, stackin' 'em up In fact Im slappin' 'em up, Cadallacin' the rickshaw I cant loose with 22"s, Bitch thats whats up Ridin my bike in back the fuck up, runnin better than aquaduct chil-li-li-li-li-n.. what [Chorus] Yo, Yo.. Yo..Yo, Yo, Welcome to China where the asians play And we ride on them rickshaws like every day Big beats, hit streets, see asians roamin' And parties dont stop til' someones monin' Welcome to china where the playas play And where Asians eat rice like every day Big beats, hit streets, see asians roamin' And parties dont stop til' someones monin' Now the party dont start 'til dance factory rolls in And I usually dont leave until the thing ends But in the mean-time, in between time You work yo panda express, I'll work mine I been puttin' it down here since pandas pee Since the sumos been wrestellliinnngggga More froze than cold rice, with a place to be If you was ridin, you was rickshawin to wang wang lee Im the DFH, Dance Factory Hustler Make my own rules, bitch call me the ricer Monday night, Fong long Club Tuesday night, Im up in the tiny room, gettin cramped up Wednesday, I have Asians on me Thursday, jump clean, eat up my noodles supreme Friday, nude bar loue with shang lee, right on the dance factory is where you can find me Saturday, is off the shangy po mangy, you can find me up in one-tweezy Sunday, is when i get my fortune cookies Cause on Monday we be at it again [Chorus 2x]

08-13-2002, 18:12:19: Wang lee and fong chung Welcome to china Yeah, Welcome to china, where da average asian consumes 12 pounds of noodles a day Back to the makin' and jackin' the clothes, adolescent packin komodoes A knock on the door, who is it? I would happen to know, the one with the flow Who did it?, it was the noodles express delivery zongi with the Rolls and ping in the Cutt Supreme rollin in my rici Honda with homies I split ya spleen, as matter' fact I split ya team No blood on the komodo, gotta keep it so my clothes is clean I get the cream, cops see me flick my rice Im allergic to 'doc perscribed anti-histemines Oink Oink, Pig Pig, do away with the pork Only thing I needs some chopstics and orange chickin Did you forget your fuckin manners, Im loose with banners Lang bang and channi wang when i shoot the wangas The Wooley panda saber-toothed, wang bite your tounge I wont stop until Im rich as them white-boy come I pull up in the black honda, you're car is bogus So I gutted it off the wall Waiting for my cue to corner pocket eight balls You rackin' 'em up, Im big paper like noodles, stackin' 'em up In fact Im slappin' 'em up, Cadallacin' the rickshaw I cant loose with 22"s, Bitch thats whats up Ridin my bike in back the fuck up, runnin better than aquaduct chil-li-li-li-li-n.. what [Chorus] Yo, Yo.. Yo..Yo, Yo, Welcome to China where the asians play And we ride on them rickshaws like every day Big beats, hit streets, see asians roamin' And parties dont stop til' someones monin' Welcome to china where the playas play And where Asians eat rice like every day Big beats, hit streets, see asians roamin' And parties dont stop til' someones monin' Now the party dont start 'til dance factory rolls in And I usually dont leave until the thing ends But in the mean-time, in between time You work yo panda express, I'll work mine I been puttin' it down here since pandas pee Since the sumos been wrestellliinnngggga More froze than cold rice, with a place to be If you was ridin, you was rickshawin to wang wang lee Im the DFH, Dance Factory Hustler Make my own rules, bitch call me the ricer Monday night, Fong long Club Tuesday night, Im up in the tiny room, gettin cramped up Wednesday, I have Asians on me Thursday, jump clean, eat up my noodles supreme Friday, nude bar loue with shang lee, right on the dance factory is where you can find me Saturday, is off the shangy po mangy, you can find me up in one-tweezy Sunday, is when i get my fortune cookies Cause on Monday we be at it again [Chorus 2x]

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08-24-2002, 11:48:03: Well first off i wish to say that frogs in spain rain on time after the falling of the broken windmill to coincide with the natural turning of the moose on the planet mars. Upon doing so the four winds break with such ferocity, that the beggin dogs of florida walked after the darkened frog. Well at any rate i just wished to be a bit silly and creative at the same time have goo day sir.

08-24-2002, 11:48:35: Well first off i wish to say that frogs in spain rain on time after the falling of the broken windmill to coincide with the natural turning of the moose on the planet mars. Upon doing so the four winds break with such ferocity, that the beggin dogs of florida walked after the darkened frog. Well at any rate i just wished to be a bit silly and creative at the same time have goo day sir.

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My brother and the gentlemen are to dine with the officers.—Yours ever, "CAROLINE BINGLEY" "With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not tell us of THAT." "Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet, "that is very unlucky." "Can I have the carriage?" said Jane. 20 "No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to rain; and then you must stay all night." "That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were sure that they would not offer to send her home." "Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton, and the Hursts have no horses to theirs." "I had much rather go in the coach." "But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennet, are they not? 25 "They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them." "But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's purpose will be answered." She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that the horses were engaged; Jane was therefore obliged to go on horseback, and her mother attended her to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered; Jane had not been gone long before it rained hard. Her sisters were uneasy for her, but her mother was delighted. The rain continued the whole evening without intermission; Jane certainly could not some back. "This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet more than once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own. Till the next morning, however, she was not aware of all the felicity of her contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when a servant from Netherfield brought the following note for Elizabeth: "MY DEAREST LIZZY,—"I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind friends will not hear of my returning till I am better. They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones—therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me—and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the matter with me.—Yours, etc." 30 "Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness—if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders." "Oh! I am not afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go an see her if I could have the carriage." Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution. "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there." "I shall be very fit to see Jane—which is all I want." 35 "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?" "No, indeed, I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner." "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required." "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together. 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08-31-2002, 14:28:54: The Clouds By Aristophanes The Clouds is a famous play that made vicious fun of Socrates and which he is very likely including in the "Apology"'s opening reference to "my first accusers". The play centers on the story of STREPSIADES, the father of a young man (PHIDIPPIDES) whose extravagances--especially with horseracing-- have put his father deep into debt. STREPSIADES urges his son to go to Socrates', who, he hopes, will show how to get out of paying the debts. The son refuses, and STREPSIADES goes himself to study with Socrates. The following excerpt highlights some of the popular views of Socrates. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (In the background are two houses, that of Strepsiades and that of Socrates, the Thoughtery. The latter is small and dingy.) *********** STREPSIADES That is the Thoughtery of wise souls. There they prove that we are coals enclosed on all sides under a vast snuffer, which is the sky. If well paid, these men also teach one how to gain law-suits, whether they be just or not. PHIDIPPIDES What do they call themselves? STREPSIADES I do not know exactly, but they are deep thinkers and most admirable people. PHIDIPPIDES Bah! the wretches! I know them; you mean those quacks with pale faces, those barefoot fellows, such as that miserable Socrates and Chaerephon? STREPSIADES Silence! say nothing foolish! If you desire your father not to die of hunger, join their company and let your horses go. PHIDIPPIDES No, by Bacchus! even though you gave me the pheasants that Leogoras raises. STREPSIADES Oh! my beloved son, I beseech you, go and follow their teachings. PHIDIPPIDES And what is it I should learn? STREPSIADES It seems they have two courses of reasoning, the true and the false, and that, thanks to the false, the worst law-suits can be gained. If then you learn this science, which is false, I shall not have to pay an obolus of all the debts I have contracted on your account. PHIDIPPIDES No, I will not do it. I should no longer dare to look at our gallant horsemen, when I had so ruined my tan. STREPSIADES Well then, by Demeter! I will no longer support you, neither you, nor your team, nor your saddle-horse. Go and hang yourself, I turn you out of house and home. PHIDIPPIDES My uncle Megacles will not leave me without horses; I shall go to him and laugh at your anger. (He departs. STREPSIADES goes over to SOCRATES' house.) STREPSIADES One rebuff shall not dishearten me. With the help of the gods I will enter the Thoughtery and learn myself. (He hesitates.) But at my age, memory has gone and the mind is slow to grasp things. How can all these fine distinctions, these subtleties be learned? (Making up his mind) Bah! why should I dally thus instead of rapping at the door? Slave, slave! (He knocks and calls.) A DISCIPLE (from within) A plague on you! Who are you? STREPSIADES Strepsiades, the son of Phido, of the deme of Cicynna. DISCIPLE (coming out of the door) You are nothing but an ignorant and illiterate fellow to let fly at the door with such kicks. You have brought on a miscarriage-of an idea! STREPSIADES Pardon me, please; for I live far away from here in the country. But tell me, what was the idea that miscarried? DISCIPLE I may not tell it to any but a disciple. STREPSIADES Then tell me without fear, for I have come to study among you. DISCIPLE Very well then, but reflect, that these are mysteries. Lately, a flea bit Chaerephon on the brow and then from there sprang on to the head of Socrates. Socrates asked Chaerephon, "How many times the length of its legs does a flea jump?" STREPSIADES And how ever did he go about measuring it? DISCIPLE Oh! it was most ingenious! He melted some wax, seized the flea and dipped its two feet in the wax, which, when cooled, left them shod with true Persian slippers. These he took off and with them measured the distance. STREPSIADES Ah! great Zeus! what a brain! what subtlety! DISCIPLE I wonder what then would you say, if you knew another of Socrates' contrivances? STREPSIADES What is it? Pray tell me. DISCIPLE Chaerephon of the deme of Sphettia asked him whether he thought a gnat buzzed through its proboscis or through its anus. STREPSIADES And what did he say about the gnat? DISCIPLE He said that the gut of the gnat was narrow, and that, in passing through this tiny passage, the air is driven with force towards the breech; then after this slender channel, it encountered the rump, which was distended like a trumpet, and there it resounded sonorously. STREPSIADES So the arse of a gnat is a trumpet. Oh! what a splendid arsevation! Thrice happy Socrates! It would not be difficult to succeed in a law-suit, knowing so much about a gnat's guts! ****** And we still dare to admire Thales! Open, open this home.of knowledge to me quickly! Haste, haste to show me Socrates; I long to become his disciple. But do please open the door. (The door opens, revealing the interior of the Thoughtery, in which the DISCIPLES OF SOCRATES are seen in various postures of meditation and study; they are pale and emaciated creatures.) Ah! by Heracles! what country are those animals from? DISCIPLE Why, what are you astonished at? What do you think they resemble? STREPSIADES The captives of Pylos. But why do they look so fixedly on the ground? DISCIPLE They are seeking for what is below the ground. STREPSIADES Ah! they're looking for onions. Do not give yourselves so much trouble; I know where there are some, fine big ones. But what are those fellows doing, bent all double? DISCIPLE They are sounding the abysses of Tartarus. STREPSIADES And what are their arses looking at in the heavens? DISCIPLE They are studying astronomy on their own account. But come in so that the master may not find us here *********** STREPSIADES: And who is this man suspended up in a basket? DISCIPLE That's himself. STREPSIADES Who's himself? DISCIPLE Socrates. STREPSIADES Socrates! Oh! I pray you, call him right loudly for me. DISCIPLE Call him yourself; I have no time to waste. (He departs. The machine swings in SOCRATES in a basket.) STREPSIADES Socrates! my little Socrates! SOCRATES (loftily) Mortal, what do you want with me? STREPSIADES First, what are you doing up there? Tell me, I beseech you. SOCRATES (POMPOUSLY) I am traversing the air and contemplating the sun. STREPSIADES Thus it's not on the solid ground, but from the height of this basket, that you slight the gods, if indeed.... SOCRATES I have to suspend my brain and mingle the subtle essence of my mind with this air, which is of the like nature, in order clearly to penetrate the things of heaven. I should have discovered nothing, had I remained on the ground to consider from below the things that are above; for the earth by its force attracts the sap of the mind to itself. It's just the same with the watercress. STREPSIADES What? Does the mind attract the sap of the watercress? Ah! my dear little Socrates, come down to me! I have come to ask you for lessons. SOCRATES (descending) And for what lessons? STREPSIADES I want to learn how to speak. I have borrowed money, and my merciles creditors do not leave me a moment's peace; all my goods are at stake. SOCRATES And how was it you did not see that you were getting so much into debt? STREPSIADES My ruin has been the madness for horses, a most rapacious evil; but teach me one of your two methods of reasoning, the one whose object is not to repay anything, and, may the gods bear witness, that I am ready to pay any fee you may name. SOCRATES By which gods will you swear? To begin with, the gods are not a coin current with us. STREPSIADES But what do you swear by then? By the iron money of Byzantium? ******************************** (A bit later, Socrates and Strepsiades have encountered a group of clouds (the chorus of the play and symbols of a purely natural view of the universe). Strepsiades admires the beautiful song that the Clouds have just sung) STREPSIADES Oh! Earth! What august utterances! how sacred! how wondrous! SOCRATES That is because these are the only goddesses; all the rest are pure myth. STREPSIADES But by the Earth! is our father, Zeus, the Olympian, not a god? SOCRATES Zeus! what Zeus! Are you mad? There is no Zeus. STREPSIADES What are you saying now? Who causes the rain to fall? Answer me that! SOCRATES Why, these, and I will prove it. Have you ever seen it raining without clouds? Let Zeus then cause rain with a clear sky and without their presence! STREPSIADES By Apollo! that is powerfully argued! For my own part, I always thought it was Zeus pissing into a sieve. **********************

08-31-2002, 14:29:00: The Clouds By Aristophanes The Clouds is a famous play that made vicious fun of Socrates and which he is very likely including in the "Apology"'s opening reference to "my first accusers". The play centers on the story of STREPSIADES, the father of a young man (PHIDIPPIDES) whose extravagances--especially with horseracing-- have put his father deep into debt. STREPSIADES urges his son to go to Socrates', who, he hopes, will show how to get out of paying the debts. The son refuses, and STREPSIADES goes himself to study with Socrates. The following excerpt highlights some of the popular views of Socrates. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (In the background are two houses, that of Strepsiades and that of Socrates, the Thoughtery. The latter is small and dingy.) *********** STREPSIADES That is the Thoughtery of wise souls. There they prove that we are coals enclosed on all sides under a vast snuffer, which is the sky. If well paid, these men also teach one how to gain law-suits, whether they be just or not. PHIDIPPIDES What do they call themselves? STREPSIADES I do not know exactly, but they are deep thinkers and most admirable people. PHIDIPPIDES Bah! the wretches! I know them; you mean those quacks with pale faces, those barefoot fellows, such as that miserable Socrates and Chaerephon? STREPSIADES Silence! say nothing foolish! If you desire your father not to die of hunger, join their company and let your horses go. PHIDIPPIDES No, by Bacchus! even though you gave me the pheasants that Leogoras raises. STREPSIADES Oh! my beloved son, I beseech you, go and follow their teachings. PHIDIPPIDES And what is it I should learn? STREPSIADES It seems they have two courses of reasoning, the true and the false, and that, thanks to the false, the worst law-suits can be gained. If then you learn this science, which is false, I shall not have to pay an obolus of all the debts I have contracted on your account. PHIDIPPIDES No, I will not do it. I should no longer dare to look at our gallant horsemen, when I had so ruined my tan. STREPSIADES Well then, by Demeter! I will no longer support you, neither you, nor your team, nor your saddle-horse. Go and hang yourself, I turn you out of house and home. PHIDIPPIDES My uncle Megacles will not leave me without horses; I shall go to him and laugh at your anger. (He departs. STREPSIADES goes over to SOCRATES' house.) STREPSIADES One rebuff shall not dishearten me. With the help of the gods I will enter the Thoughtery and learn myself. (He hesitates.) But at my age, memory has gone and the mind is slow to grasp things. How can all these fine distinctions, these subtleties be learned? (Making up his mind) Bah! why should I dally thus instead of rapping at the door? Slave, slave! (He knocks and calls.) A DISCIPLE (from within) A plague on you! Who are you? STREPSIADES Strepsiades, the son of Phido, of the deme of Cicynna. DISCIPLE (coming out of the door) You are nothing but an ignorant and illiterate fellow to let fly at the door with such kicks. You have brought on a miscarriage-of an idea! STREPSIADES Pardon me, please; for I live far away from here in the country. But tell me, what was the idea that miscarried? DISCIPLE I may not tell it to any but a disciple. STREPSIADES Then tell me without fear, for I have come to study among you. DISCIPLE Very well then, but reflect, that these are mysteries. Lately, a flea bit Chaerephon on the brow and then from there sprang on to the head of Socrates. Socrates asked Chaerephon, "How many times the length of its legs does a flea jump?" STREPSIADES And how ever did he go about measuring it? DISCIPLE Oh! it was most ingenious! He melted some wax, seized the flea and dipped its two feet in the wax, which, when cooled, left them shod with true Persian slippers. These he took off and with them measured the distance. STREPSIADES Ah! great Zeus! what a brain! what subtlety! DISCIPLE I wonder what then would you say, if you knew another of Socrates' contrivances? STREPSIADES What is it? Pray tell me. DISCIPLE Chaerephon of the deme of Sphettia asked him whether he thought a gnat buzzed through its proboscis or through its anus. STREPSIADES And what did he say about the gnat? DISCIPLE He said that the gut of the gnat was narrow, and that, in passing through this tiny passage, the air is driven with force towards the breech; then after this slender channel, it encountered the rump, which was distended like a trumpet, and there it resounded sonorously. STREPSIADES So the arse of a gnat is a trumpet. Oh! what a splendid arsevation! Thrice happy Socrates! It would not be difficult to succeed in a law-suit, knowing so much about a gnat's guts! ****** And we still dare to admire Thales! Open, open this home.of knowledge to me quickly! Haste, haste to show me Socrates; I long to become his disciple. But do please open the door. (The door opens, revealing the interior of the Thoughtery, in which the DISCIPLES OF SOCRATES are seen in various postures of meditation and study; they are pale and emaciated creatures.) Ah! by Heracles! what country are those animals from? DISCIPLE Why, what are you astonished at? What do you think they resemble? STREPSIADES The captives of Pylos. But why do they look so fixedly on the ground? DISCIPLE They are seeking for what is below the ground. STREPSIADES Ah! they're looking for onions. Do not give yourselves so much trouble; I know where there are some, fine big ones. But what are those fellows doing, bent all double? DISCIPLE They are sounding the abysses of Tartarus. STREPSIADES And what are their arses looking at in the heavens? DISCIPLE They are studying astronomy on their own account. But come in so that the master may not find us here *********** STREPSIADES: And who is this man suspended up in a basket? DISCIPLE That's himself. STREPSIADES Who's himself? DISCIPLE Socrates. STREPSIADES Socrates! Oh! I pray you, call him right loudly for me. DISCIPLE Call him yourself; I have no time to waste. (He departs. The machine swings in SOCRATES in a basket.) STREPSIADES Socrates! my little Socrates! SOCRATES (loftily) Mortal, what do you want with me? STREPSIADES First, what are you doing up there? Tell me, I beseech you. SOCRATES (POMPOUSLY) I am traversing the air and contemplating the sun. STREPSIADES Thus it's not on the solid ground, but from the height of this basket, that you slight the gods, if indeed.... SOCRATES I have to suspend my brain and mingle the subtle essence of my mind with this air, which is of the like nature, in order clearly to penetrate the things of heaven. I should have discovered nothing, had I remained on the ground to consider from below the things that are above; for the earth by its force attracts the sap of the mind to itself. It's just the same with the watercress. STREPSIADES What? Does the mind attract the sap of the watercress? Ah! my dear little Socrates, come down to me! I have come to ask you for lessons. SOCRATES (descending) And for what lessons? STREPSIADES I want to learn how to speak. I have borrowed money, and my merciles creditors do not leave me a moment's peace; all my goods are at stake. SOCRATES And how was it you did not see that you were getting so much into debt? STREPSIADES My ruin has been the madness for horses, a most rapacious evil; but teach me one of your two methods of reasoning, the one whose object is not to repay anything, and, may the gods bear witness, that I am ready to pay any fee you may name. SOCRATES By which gods will you swear? To begin with, the gods are not a coin current with us. STREPSIADES But what do you swear by then? 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Finally, Senator Ratcliffe duly made his appearance, and, having established himself with a cup of tea by Madeleine's side, was soon left to enjoy a quiet talk with her, the rest of the party by common consent occupying themselves with each other. Under cover of the murmur of conversation in the room, Mr. Ratcliffe quickiy became confidential. "I came to suggest that, if you want to hear an interesting debate, you should come up to the Senate to-morrow. I am told that Garrard, of Louisiana, means to attack my last speech, and I shall probably in that case have to answer him. With you for a critic I shall speak better." "Am I such an amiable critic?" asked Madeleine. "I never heard that amiable critics were the best," said he; "justice is the soul of good criticism, and it is only justice that I ask and expect from you." "What good does this speaking do?" inquired she. "Are you any nearer the end of your difficulties by means of your speeches?" "I hardly know yet. Just now we are in dead water; but this can't last long. In fact, I am not afraid to tell you, though of course you will not repeat it to any human being, that we have taken measures to force an issue. Certain gentlemen, myself among the rest, have written letters meant for the President's eye, though not addressed directly to him, and intended to draw out an expression of some sort that will show us what to expect." "Oh!" laughed Madeleine, "I knew about that a week ago." "About what?" "About your letter to Sam Grimes, of North Bend." "What have you heard about my letter to Sam Grimes, of North Bend?" ejaculated Ratcliffe, a little abruptly. "Oh, you do not know how admirably I have organised my secret service bureau," said she. "Representative Cutter cross-questioned one of the Senate pages, and obliged him to confess that he had received from you a letter to be posted, which letter was addressed to Mr. Grimes, of North Bend." "And, of course, he told this to French, and French told you," said Ratcliffe; "I see. If I had known this I would not have let French off so gently last night, for I prefer to tell you my own story without his embellishments. But it was my fault. I should not have trusted a page. Nothing is a secret here long. But one thing that Mr. Cutter did not find out was that several other gentlemen wrote letters at the same time, for the same purpose. Your friend, Mr. Clinton, wrote; Krebs wrote; and one or two members." "I suppose I must not ask what you said?" "You may. We agreed that it was best to be very mild and conciliatory, and to urge the President only to give us some indication of his intentions, in order that we might not run counter to them. I drew a strong picture of the effect of the present situation on the party, and hinted that I had no personal wishes to gratify." "And what do you think will be the result?" 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"Not a bit," said Ratcliffe; "these reformers need it. His attack on me was meant for a challenge. I saw it in his manner. "But is reform really so impossible as you describe it? Is it quite hopeless?" "Reform such as he wants is utterly hopeless, and not even desirable." Mrs. Lee, with much earnestness of manner, still pressed her question: "Surely something can be done to check corruption. Are we for ever to be at the mercy of thieves and ruffians? Is a respectable government impossible in a democracy?" Her warmth attracted Jacobi's attention, and he spoke across the room. "What is that you say, Mrs. Lee? What is it about corruption?" All the gentlemen began to listen and gather about them. "I am asking Senator Ratcliffe," said she, "what is to become of us if corruption is allowed to go unchecked." "And may I venture to ask permission to hear Mr. Ratcliffe's reply?" asked the baron. "My reply," said Ratcliffe, "is that no representative government can long be much better or much worse than the society it represents. Purify society and you purify the government. But try to purify the government artificially and you only aggravate failure." "A very statesmanlike reply," said Baron Jacobi, with a formal bow, but his tone had a shade of mockery. Carrington, who had listened with a darkening face, suddenly turned to the baron and asked him what conclusion he drew from the reply. "Ah!" exclaimed the baron, with his wickedest leer, "what for is my conclusion good? You Americans believe yourselves to be excepted from the operation of general laws. You care not for experience. I have lived seventy-five years, and all that time in the midst of corruption. I am corrupt myself, only I do have courage to proclaim it, and you others have it not. Rome, Paris, Vienna, Petersburg, London, all are corrupt; only Washington is pure! Well, I declare to you that in all my experience I have found no society which has had elements of corruption like the United States. The children in the street are corrupt, and know how to cheat me. The cities are all corrupt, and also the towns and the counties and the States' legislatures and the judges. Everywhere men betray trusts both public and private, steal money, run away with public funds. Only in the Senate men take no money. And you gentlemen in the Senate very well declare that your great United States, which is the head of the civilized world, can never learn anything from the example of corrupt Europe. You are right--quite right! The great United States needs not an example. I do much regret that I have not yet one hundred years to live. If I could then come back to this city, I should find myself very content--much more than now. I am always content where there is much corruption, and ma parole d'honneur!" broke out the old man with fire and gesture, "the United States will then be more corrupt than Rome under Caligula; more corrupt than the Church under Leo X.; more corrupt than France under the Regent!" As the baron closed his little harangue, which he delivered directly at the senator sitting underneath him, he had the satisfaction to see that every one was silent and listening with deep attention. He seemed to enjoy annoying the senator, and he had the satisfaction of seeing that the senator was visibly annoyed. Ratcliffe looked sternly at the baron and said, with some curtness, that he saw no reason to accept such conclusions. Conversation flagged, and all except the baron were relieved when Sybil, at Schneidekoupon's request, sat down at the piano to sing what she called a hymn. So soon as the song was over, Ratcliffe, who seemed to have been curiously thrown off his balance by Jacobi's harangue, pleaded urgent duties at his rooms, and retired. The others soon afterwards went off in a body, leaving only Carrington and Gore, who had seated himself by Madeleine, and was at once dragged by her into a discussion of the subject which perplexed her, and for the moment threw over her mind a net of irresistible fascination. "The baron discomfited the senator," said Gore, with a certain hesitation. "Why did Ratcliffe let himself be trampled upon in that manner?" "I wish you would explain why," replied Mrs. Lee; "tell me, Mr. Gore--you who represent cultivation and literary taste hereabouts--please tell me what to think about Baron Jacobi's speech. Who and what is to be believed? Mr. Ratcliffe seems honest and wise. Is he a corruptionist? He believes in the people, or says he does. Is he telling the truth or not?" Gore was too experienced in politics to be caught in such a trap as this. He evaded the question. "Mr. Ratcliffe has a practical piece of work to do; his business is to make laws and advise the President; he does it extremely well. We have no other equally good practical politician; it is unfair to require him to be a crusader besides." "No!" interposed Carrington, curtly; "but he need not obstruct crusades. He need not talk virtue and oppose the punishment of vice." "He is a shrewd practical politician," replied Gore, "and he feels first the weak side of any proposed political tactics." With a sigh of despair Madeleine went on: "Who, then, is right? How can we all be right? Half of our wise men declare that the world is going straight to perdition; the other half that it is fast becoming perfect. Both cannot be right. There is only one thing in life," she went on, laughing, "that I must and will have before I die. I must know whether America is right or wrong. Just now this question is a very practical one, for I really want to know whether to believe in Mr. Ratcliffe. If I throw him overboard, everything must go, for he is only a specimen." "Why not believe in Mr. Ratcliffe?" said Gore; "I believe in him myself, and am not afraid to say so." Carrington, to whom Ratcliffe now began to represent the spirit of evil, interposed here, and observed that he imagined Mr. Gore had other guides besides, and steadier ones than Ratcliffe, to believe in; while Madeleine, with a certain feminine perspicacity, struck at a much weaker point in Mr. Gore's armour, and asked point-blank whether he believed also in what Ratcliffe represented: "Do you yourself think democracy the best government, and universal suffrage a success?" Mr. Gore saw himself pinned to the wall, and he turned at bay with almost the energy of despair: "These are matters about which I rarely talk in society; they are like the doctrine of a personal God; of a future life; of revealed religion; subjects which one naturally reserves for private reflection. But since you ask for my political creed, you shall have it. I only condition that it shall be for you alone, never to be repeated or quoted as mine. I believe in democracy. I accept it. I will faithfully serve and defend it. I believe in it because it appears to me the inevitable consequence of what has gone before it. Democracy asserts the fact that the masses are now raised to a higher intelligence than formerly. All our civilisation aims at this mark. We want to do what we can to help it. I myself want to see the result. 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10-08-2002, 07:13:52: Okay, let's do it. Let's go placidly amid the noise and haste. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, if my memory serves me correctly, in a tacit concession of defeat, Mr. Rob Hansen is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his footling, abominable catch-phrases have failed at. His hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it. Boisterous prophets of egotism may endanger our property or our security or our economic well-being, but Mr. Hansen endangers our souls. He hates it when you say that there's more to this letter than inflammatory rhetoric. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime, if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you. When surveyed, only two percent of his spokesmen agreed with the statement, "Mr. Hansen's scare tactics celebrate deception, diversion, and fashion." This is a frightening statistic to those who rely on, or simply support, social tolerance and open-mindedness. I see two problems with Mr. Hansen's agendas on a very fundamental level. First, besides being blatantly sexist towards the female gender, he is thoroughly self-centered. And second, he can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But Mr. Hansen can't fool all of the people all of the time. He would not hesitate to perpetuate the myth that hanging out with short-sighted usurers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Mr. Hansen is fixated on pauperism. That's self-evident, and even Mr. Hansen would probably agree with me on that. Even so, his musings are continually evolving into more and more spineless incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Mr. Hansen will exhibit cruelty to animals. And to overcome these fears, we must get Mr. Hansen off our back. Although I respect Mr. Hansen's right to free speech just as I respect it for vile, rash fast-buck artists, neo-irascible heavy-metal fans, and cruel, morally repugnant swaggerers, the biggest difference between me and Mr. Hansen is that Mr. Hansen wants to up the ante considerably. I, on the other hand, want to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change. Considering that he should clean up his act, I offer that I have absolutely no idea why he makes such a big fuss over extremism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that Mr. Hansen coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his slurs sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Far too many people tolerate his witticisms as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Mr. Hansen maintains that we should avoid personal responsibility. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that he can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. Mr. Hansen could create anomie. Mr. Hansen sometimes uses the word "anarchoindividualist" when describing his ideologies. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. In purely political terms, dirty wastrels and people of similar psychological type are often inspired by his teachings -- and Mr. Hansen knows it. I, for one, wonder what would happen if he really did suppress people's instinct and intellect. There's a spooky thought. Aside from the fact that I challenge Mr. Hansen to tell me what, if anything, in this letter is not totally truthful, once one begins thinking about free speech, about featherbrained numskulls who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own mercantalism-oriented beliefs, one realizes that as that last sentence suggests, Mr. Hansen wants to distract attention from more important issues. It gets better: He actually believes that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt inject Mr. Hansen's lethal poison into our children's minds and souls". I guess no one's ever told Mr. Hansen that I once told Mr. Hansen that his rise to power was not accomplished without a fair amount of backstabbing, skulduggery, and unanticipated and unpredictable reversals of fortune. How did he respond to that? He proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that we can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world. I mean, really. What's interesting is that nettlesome pronouncements have consequences. He will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if he didn't, you might come to realize that his reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only crapulous answers, abysmal resolutions to conflicts. When I state that ornery administrators like Mr. Hansen often think they have the right to lay waste to the environment, I'm merely trying to give parents the means to protect their children. Perhaps Mr. Hansen contributes nothing to society, but remember that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: What I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that I am convinced that there will be a strong effort on his part to encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science one of these days. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that Mr. Hansen is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens tell you things that he doesn't want you to know. Responsible citizens sincerely do not remake the world to suit Mr. Hansen's own ruthless needs. Mr. Hansen's ventures occasionally differ in terms of how incoherent can they are, but generally share one fundamental tendency: They make us all miserable. Interventionism doesn't work. So why does Mr. Hansen cling to it? There is widespread agreement in asking that question, but there is great disagreement in answering it. Even though supposedly distancing himself from huffy porn stars, he has really not changed his spots at all. If he feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing him, then that's just too darn bad. Mr. Hansen's arrogance has brought this upon himself. Although Mr. Hansen wants to put a besotted, destructive spin on important issues, if we fail to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in his morals, then we have no one to blame but ourselves. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, have a problem with his use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, Mr. Hansen doesn't need to prove his claim that all literature which opposes revisionism was forged by petulant jokers; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, he equates non-cooperation and solitariness with individuality. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Mr. Hansen. I am certainly not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Rob Hansen. His "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is jejune, because it leaves no room for compromise. During the first half of the 20th century, antiheroism could have been practically identified with antidisestablishmentarianism. Today, it is not so clear who can properly be called ill-bred deadbeats. Whenever there's an argument about Mr. Hansen's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that I am proud that I'm not among the number of empty-headed, evil sciolists of this world. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. It's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of out-of-touch vandals like Mr. Hansen can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Whereas he claims that you and I are morally inferior to obscene primates, I claim that it may seem difficult at first to act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even classism. It is. But he says it is within his legal right to kill the goose bearing the golden egg. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, I've tried explaining to Mr. Hansen's attendants that in plain language, Mr. Hansen's distasteful fairy tales are responsible for the growth in teen pregnancy, the demise of the work ethic, the size of the federal deficit, and everything else that's wrong with our nation, but it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. Mr. Hansen claims that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Sound suspicious? Dishonest is a better word. Now, I don't mean for that to sound pessimistic, although everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that a great many of us don't want him to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his cocky outbursts. Mr. Hansen is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mr. Hansen and a pigeon is that Mr. Hansen intends to break down ages-old institutions and customs. That's why he is capable of passing very rapidly from a hidden enjoyment of wild, asinine phallocentrism to a proclaimed attachment to gnosticism and back -- and back again. But it goes further than that; it is irresponsible to accept everything at face value. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information. That's just not true. And that's it. The only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by the worst classes of unbridled freaks of nature there are are fear and distrust.

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10-08-2002, 11:27:52: MY SISTER'S FAMILY (By Eros!) Part. 1 When my sister Tracy, and her husband Tony invited me out to their farm in the country for a few weeks, I was more than a little surprised. Sure, Tracy and I had always been close as brothers and sisters go, but apart from the occasional family get-together, we hardly ever saw each other since I'd moved to the city. On the phone, Trace sounded her usual bubbly self and reminded me that I hadn't visited them since the Christmas before last. She suggested I come on out for a bit and enjoy the "laid-back country life-style", as she called it. Tracy was thirty-three, a year younger than me, and Tony was thirty-five. They had three gorgeous kids, all of them blonde like their parents. Jimmy, the eldest was fifteen.... no, sixteen by now... that made Jodie... what, thirteen?... and the baby of the family, little Cindy, eleven... no twelve... Jesus, I couldn't remember, I hadn't seen them for over a year. As I drove out into the country, I began to look more and more towards the nice relaxing two weeks that Tracy had promised. My city job was beginning to become a definite drag and I really did need the rest. Besides, my feisty little sister could be very persuasive when she wanted to. It was late by the time I pulled up outside the big old farm house, but the whole family was there to meet me, even the kids. Tracy ran down the steps and gave me a big, brotherly hug, pressing her large, firm tits against my chest as she kissed me hotly on the lips. I was more than a little startled when my sister's tongue darted briefly between my lips. I was even more mystified when she gave my ass a sensuous squeeze through my tight cut-off jeans. Before I could react, the kids were upon me. Jodie raced up to me and jumped into my arms, wrapping her lithe young thighs around my waist as she threw her arms over my shoulders, planting a big wet kiss on my open lips. I didn't know what to do! Her body had certainly matured a lot since the last time I saw her. I could feel a nice, firm little pair of stiff-nippled breasts snuggled tightly against my chest, and a warm, plump little cunt-mound grinding tantalizingly against my crotch. She was wearing a tiny little pleated skirt that immediately rode so far up over her small behind that it exposed her panty-encased little backside to her older brother who was right behind her. I could have sworn the boy licked his lips as his eyes took in the tight, cotton-clad mounds of his little sister's exposed ass. "Hi, Uncle Ted!", she murmured, wiggling her hips a little more than she should have. "Ummmmm... Hi honey!" I returned, lamely. I couldn't help it but after my sister's rather intimate welcome, my cock was responding to the pressure of my niece's innocent young sex-mound rubbing blatantly on my bulging cock. I put her down before my prick grew to embarrassing proportions, and reached out my hand to young Jimmy. The boy took my hand in a strong grip and shook it powerfully. Christ, he was only sixteen but he was damn near as tall and muscular as his father was! Little, twelve-year-old Cindy pushed her big brother aside and jumped up into my arms like she had seen Jodie do, but this time I was somewhat alarmed to find that Cindy's tiny little ass was naked under under her skirt.. the cute little blonde wasn't wearing any panties! My palm closed over tight, warm squirming flesh as Cindy began to kiss me with just as much ardor as her mother and sister had done. My cock took another involuntary leap in my pants! As Cindy wriggled her tiny little behind in my hands, my fingers slipped quite by accident up into the little girl's cunt-crack. Luckily her skirt was long enough to hide the fact that my fingers were now actually touching the soft, hairless lips of my niece's tiny pre-teen little cunt. I tried to move my hands, but Cindy only giggled and squirmed her naked little pussy down against my fingers. I could feel the incredible heat of her tiny twelve-year-old cunt jammed tightly against my fingertips, and I didn't know what to do! Then, I spotted Tony approaching with hand outstretched. He was smiling broadly as he welcomed me, but I wondered with more than a little apprehension what the big man's reaction would be if he knew that while my right hand was shaking his, my left hand was firmly planted on his youngest daughter's hot, naked little twat. I decided to play dumb, since little Cindy wasn't reacting to the presence of my fingers between her legs. She was giggling and asking me all sorts of inane, childlike questions which I attempted to answer... all the time my fingers were slowly working their way further and further up between her thighs until my index finger actually slid between the little kid's tight, moist cuntlips. Part. 2 I went to put her down then, as we headed off into the house, but little Cindy was having none of it. She squirmed against me, forcing more of my finger into her pussy, until she was impaled on it fully. I couldn't believe it! Here I was, standing on my sister's front porch, talking to her and her husband with my middle finger jammed completely up their youngest daughter's tight, juicy little cunthole. Not only that, Cindy was moving her ass slowly up and down, grinding her hairless pubes against my palm, with a glazed, far-away look in her deep, blue little-girl eyes. I couldn't concentrate properly! My cock was beginning to stiffen noticeably, and Cindy's tight, hot young cunt was beginning to get decidedly wet around my deeply-imbedded finger. I couldn't believe that I could get my finger so far up inside her tiny cunt, let alone that the cute little twelve-year-old would let me do it to her in front of her parents, and not say anything! Not that anybody could see what I was doing. I had my hand up under Cindy's short skirt as I held her awkwardly on my hip, chatting to Tracy and Tony as if nothing was wrong. I became bolder, wiggling my finger gently in Cindy's tight, clinging young cunthole to see what the little kid would do. Cindy's response to my delving digit was to hunch her plump little crotch down against my finger and moan into my shoulder. Tracy looked at her daughter and smiled. "Cindy looks all tuckered out, Ted, and you must be tired too. Why don't you put her to bed and then join us in the den for coffee," my sister suggested. I nodded dumbly and headed off down the hallway with Cindy's small curvaceous body snuggled tightly against my chest, her tiny cunt still firmly impaled on my finger. Her head was on my shoulder and I could tell that her breathing was becoming very heavy and laboured. Despite her tender age, my little niece showed all the signs of growing more and more aroused by my finger in her tiny hole. I kissed her on the cheek and Cindy lifted her head, surprising me by planting her hot, open mouth over mine. Then, the precocious little twelve-year-old surprised me again by slithering her tiny tongue between my lips to play with mine. I returned her clumsy tongue-kiss passionately, frenching my pretty little niece in a sudden frenzy of lust. A momentary feeling of guilt flitted across my mind. God, she was my own sister's kid! AND only twelve years old! But I couldn't help myself. She obviously had done this kind of thing before and was definitely willingly, if not damn well eager for it! I began to move my finger more purposefully inside her tightly gripping snatch, actually fucking my whole finger in and out of her tight little cunthole. No matter how far I pressed into Cindy's clinging cunt, there was no barrier to my deeply plunging finger at all. I couldn't believe it! My cute innocent-looking little niece was no longer a virgin! Shit! Twelve years old and she'd already been fucked! I wondered fleetingly who the lucky bastard was who got her little cherry. Cindy was moaning against my chest now and trying to bounce her little ass up and down on my hand. The horny young kid was literally fucking herself on my finger! On shaky legs, I made the last few paces to her room and kicked the door shut behind us. Laying her down on the bed, I sat down beside her, my finger never leaving her tender little slot for a second. Cindy looked up at me and spoke for the first time. "Bring me off please Uncle Ted", she almost whispered. "I need to cum real bad. I can't go to sleep unless I cum." I was dumbfounded. She was either a very promiscuous little girl, or something very strange was going on in this family. But at the moment I didn't really care why Cindy was acting the way she was, I only knew that it was tremendously exciting for me. My cock had never felt stiffer as it strained against the bulging crotch of my pants. Cindy noticed it too and reached out between my legs. With soft, sure fingers the little girl grabbed my cock and began to stroke her hand up and down the shaft through my pants. "Oooooh, it's a big one!", she cooed, gripping me so hard I thought I was going to cum in my pants. "It's even bigger than Da... umm.. bigger than anything." She was going to say something else but caught herself before she let it slip. It didn't really matter, I was too horny to take much notice of anything except her little fist around my cock and my finger diddling her sweet, juicy little cunt. Part 3. As much as I wanted her to continue, I forced myself to pull her hand off my cock. If I went back to the den with a big wet patch in the crotch of my pants, it would take a lot of explaining. So I concentrated on Cindy, finger-fucking her hairless little twat with deep, forceful jabs. I could see her little clitbud poking out at the top of her tiny pink slit. It bulged out and rubbed against my palm each time I pushed my finger inside her. "Uuuhhhh, God! Uncle Ted! That feels wonderful!", she moaned. "Use another finger!" Huh? Did she just say what I thought she said? She wanted me to put TWO fingers inside her little cunt? It already felt as tight as a vice in there with only ONE finger stretching her tiny hole. I hesitated, but Cindy must have sensed my concern because she reached down and grabbed another of my fingers and stuffed it into her eager young twat herself! "Mmmmmm, yessssss! That feels better!" she smiled. "Now, shove them in deep and make me cum, Uncle Ted!" In a dream, I did as the cute little kid asked, fucking her tiny hairless slot forcefully with my twin digits. Cindy's moaning became a little too loud and I had to put my hand over her mouth in case the others heard her excited cries. I could feel her twelve-year-old cunt ripple and spasm tightly around my fingers as she came, squealing silently into my other hand. On impulse, I pulled my finger from her cunt and dropped my face between her legs and plastered my mouth over Cindy's tiny, gaping cunt, sucking and licking voraciously. She tasted delicious! Her hairless pubes soft and juicy against my trembling lips. I took her clit into my mouth and sucked hard, bringing her off again in a tumultuous flurry of tiny legs and ass. By the time I'd sucked and licked up all her little-girl cum, Cindy was almost asleep. Her eyes drooping shut as she lay back against the pillow, a completely exhausted, yet totally satisfied, little girl. I gave her little pink, pussy-slit one last tongue-kiss and stood up. Cindy opened her eyes lazily and smiled. "Thank-you, Uncle Ted!", she muttered sleepily. "My pleasure, honey! Sleep tight!", I said. I opened the door to her room and stepped out, closed it behind me, but not before taking one last longing look at Cindy's gorgeous naked little body. As I walked back towards the den, I brought my fingers to my nose and sniffed, inhaling the fragrant lingering odor of Cindy's little-girl cunt. When I got there, the rest of the family was watching TV. Tracy was sitting on the couch next to her husband while Jimmy and Jodie lay beside each other on the floor. As I got closer, I couldn't help noticing that Jodie's short dress had rucked up almost to her waist and from where he was sitting Tony must have had a clear view right up between his daughter's casually spread thighs. Tracy nudged Tony and told him to get up and let me sit down next to her, which he did. "Did Cindy manage to get you to do it for her, Ted?", asked Tracy with a smile. "Huh?" I said, looking guilty. "Did she get you to read her a story, silly?", my sister replied. "Er... yeah... sure! It was no problem. Umm.. then she went straight to sleep," I lied, hoping Tracy couldn't smell her daughter's cunt-juice on me. Tony came to my rescue and handed me my coffee. We chatted quietly about this and that, but my eyes kept flicking back to Jodie's cute, sexy little ass poking provocatively out from under her rucked up skirt. She was certainly starting to fill out, I thought, nice rounded little butt, firm pointy little tits, long slim legs and a narrow waist without any hint of the puppy-fat she had when I last saw her. Part 4. I pretended I was glancing at the TV, but each time my eyes would feast on the lovely bulge between Jodie's carelessly spread legs. She was wearing a pair of powder blue panties that moulded themselves to her sweet young crotch like a second skin. I could even see the groove of her plump little pussy outlined all the way to her asshole. "That's a nice view, isn't it Ted", said Tracy suddenly. I tore my eyes off Jodie's delicious crotch and stared stupidly at my sister. Had she seen me ogling her little daughter's shamelessly exposed twat? I was ready for a real chewing out. "Sorry, sis? What did you say?" I blurted, trying to act dumb. "You're not with it tonight.. are you silly?", grinned Tracy, snuggling up against me. "I asked you if you liked the view. It's a place near here. We could go up there one day if you want." Tracy pointed to the TV and I turned back to look, this time at the television set. There was a travelogue show on, showing a series of beautiful mountain vistas. `Shit, that was close', I thought, breathing a silent sigh of relief. "Yeah! Sure!", I mumbled into my coffee. "I'd love to go" Tracy snuggled closer up against me, throwing her arm across my chest. I could feel her left breast pressed enticingly against my shoulder, the nipple hard and erect through the thin tee-shirt she was wearing. The heat of her body was intense and her closeness was making my own temperature soar. My cock started to rise once more but before I could do anything about it, Tracy cupped it with her hand. "My.. my.. what have you been thinking about, Ted?" she whispered, giving my cock a good feel. "Mmmmmm, brother, you sure pack a nice cut lunch." I didn't know what to say! Here was my own sister fondling my cock with her husband and kids in the room. Jesus! I squirmed a little to allow my cock-bulge to grow without cutting off the circulation to my balls. Tracy was ignoring her husband who sat in the armchair to our right, staring at the show on TV. "Stop it, Tracy!" I whispered. "What the hell are you doing?" "Copping a feel of my brother's big cock?" she teased. "Don't you want me to?" "Shit, Sis! What if Tony catches you, he's sitting just over there, for Christ's sake!" "Don't worry about Tony..." she whispered, licking my ear "....he can find his own fun. By the way, did you fuck Cindy before?" "Huh?" "I said did you FUCK her?" "Ahrr... n... no!" "Hmmmm, that doesn't sound like her at all," smiled Tracy, "Are you sure you didn't do anything to her at all?" "No... I don't know what the hell you're talking about?" I lied. My sister grabbed my right hand and before I could stop her, she pulled it up to her nose and sniffed. Her smile broadened into a lascivious grin. "You finger-fucked her, you sly bastard," murmured Tracy, poking out her tongue. Seductively she licked my fingers one at a time, tasting her own daughter's cunt as she cleaned Cindy's stale pussy-juice of my fingers. Then she did something that really had me scared. With a flick of her wrist, Tracy pulled down my zipper, reached inside my pants and had my stiff, throbbing erection out and clasped tightly in her fist in a flash. "Hey kids, look!" she said loudly. "Uncle Ted's got a hard-on" Part 5. Jodie and Jimmy turned around to see. Jimmy just grinned, but the look on Jodie's face was unmistakable. She was staring hungrily at my crotch like she was starving and my rock-hard cock was a three course meal! I turned apologetically to Tony, but he was grinning just as much as Jimmy. "Wow!", breathed Jodie, still staring at her mother as Tracy continued jerking her fist up and down the length my fully erect cock. "Can I do that, Mom?" I looked down as the sexy-looking little thirteen-year-old crawled over and knelt in front of me, her firm, unrestrained little tits jiggling provocatively under her thin top. As I watched stupified, Tracy handed my cock over to her daughter, who took over jerking her tiny fist up and down my thick, throbbing shaft. Tony came over and kissed his wife hotly, fondling her fabulous tits through her tee-shirt. "Good work, honey! I knew you could do it!", chuckled Tony, " and in record time too!" I was totally confused! First twelve-year-old Cindy had let me finger-fuck her, and suck her tasty little twat to orgasm... then suddenly, my sister whips my cock out and lets thirteen-year-old Jodie jack her fist up and down on it... and now her husband is congratulating her???? Shit, what the hell had happened to my sister's family... had they all been pigging out on locoweed... or some other more mind-numbing weed? Looking down at gorgeous little long-haired Jodie busily masturbating my cock, I suddenly didn't give a damn. "Jimmy, go and get Cindy," said Tracy to her son. "She wouldn't want to miss this for the world." "Sure thing, Mom", replied the handsome sixteen-year-old, jumping to his feet. "And don't take all night, okay?" smiled Tracy. "I know how YOU usually wake up your little sister!" "Okay, Mom", laughed Jimmy, racing off down the hall. Tracy turned to her husband. "I think it's time to show Ted one of our special videos, don't you dear?" she asked, winking at Tony. "Yep! I sure do!", Tony said, moving over to the video player. "Which one. baby?" "The one from Cindy's twelveth birthday, would be a good choice I think, under the circumstances." Tony opened a cabinet and took out a video cassette and popped it into the player. Standing back to adjust the contrast as the first images appeared. The opening shot was of a decorated room, and I instantly recognised it as the one in which we were sitting now. The image panned to the hallway and focused on a young girl walking towards the camera. It was Cindy, and she was completely naked. Her tiny tits were almost all nipple, but she definately had shape about her. Her tiny waist rounded delightfully into gorgeous, creamy thighs. The camera zoomed up to concentrate on her naked pussy as Cindy approached. The image was well lit and very sharp. So sharp in fact, that I could clearly make out Cindy's little pink cuntslit... the same hot, moist little crevice my fingers had slipped into only minutes after I arrived tonight. Part 6. I tore my eyes off the TV screen when I felt Jodie's hot breath on the tip of my cock. She was still stroking her soft little hand expertly up and down my throbbing prick, but now she had angled it slightly so that the head was pointed directly at her parted lips. The visibly excited young thirteen-year-old had managed to pull her panties off and now had her other hand shoved between her naked thighs, her agile fingers rubbing furiously at her gaping pussyslit. She was still staring at my raging cock like she wanted to swallow it whole, and I was almost tempted to let her do just that when Jimmy returned with little Cindy. They were both naked and Jimmy's cock swung before him, as stiff as a railroad spike. He was very well hung for a sixteen-year-old, and his formidable erection was glistening with wetness, which I suspected was a liberal coating of little Cindy's saliva. My sister noticed it too and grinned at her son broadly. "Couldn't help yourself, could you Jimmy?" laughed Tracy, removing her clothes. "Ooooh, you really are nice and hard tonight, aren't you baby? Come over here and let Mommy give you a quick blow-job before the real fun starts." Then she turned to Cindy. "Go sit with Daddy and watch the video, honey." I stared mesmerized at Tracy's gorgeous, naked body as Jimmy strode over to his mother and held his stiff young prick out for her to suck. Without a trace of shame, Tracy gripped her son's thick, bobbing shaft with her fist and popped the head of Jimmy's huge, bloated cock straight into her mouth. Cindy gave me a big smile and ran to her father who was sitting naked in an armchair stroking his own erect cock. The little girl jumped up onto her father's lap and hugged him lovingly. Her hard little tits pressed against his hairy chest, and I could see she was actively grinding her hairless little cunt down onto her father's massive hardon which was trapped between their bellies. Tony reached round and cupped his daughter's ass, one tiny cheek in each hand. Cindy moaned something into her father's ear. "Later, honey! We've got a guest remember. Turn around an watch the video.... you remember when we took that don't you?" All eyes returned to the TV screen as Cindy let out a cry of recognition. "Yeahhhh! I remember! That's my last birthday party!", she giggled happily. "That's when you and Jimmy did it to me for the first time!" With those words ringing in my ears, I watched the scene unfolding on the video with rising excitement. Even with all that was happening, I still found it hard to accept that my sister's family was into incest in a BIG way. Tracy stopped sucking Jimmy's cock and patted the boy on the ass. "Okay, that's enough for now, stud!", she grinned, licking her lips. "Let's get comfortable and watch the video." She got up and pushed Jimmy back into the other armchair and sat on his lap, careful not to squash his straining erection. It poked up lewdly from between her thighs and with her eyes on the screen, Tracy lay back against her son, fondling his cock and balls lightly. Jimmy's hand reached round and cupped his mother's tits, squeezing and massaging the firm, creamy mounds with practised familiarity. "Jodie, honey, why don't you sit up on Uncle Ted's lap too," said Tracy. "You won't have to turn around all the time to see the video then." Jodie stood up between my thighs and removed her top. I almost gasped aloud at the sight of her delicious little body totally unclothed, as nature had intended. Her small conical tits were almost as big as her mother's, but then again my sister always was kind of petite and her tits were what you'd call "a nice mouthful". Jodie's looked just as delectable. Her cute little twat was as hairless as Cindy's but slightly plumper and her pussylips gaped open slightly, giving me a good clear view of her inviting pink cuntslit. With a giggle, Jodie turned around and sat her gorgeous little ass on my belly, so that my cock lay pulsing up between her slender young thighs. It pressed hotly against her naked cuntmound, throbbing with eager anticipation. Jodie lay back with her head on my shoulder like her mother and Jimmy had done and reached down between her legs to resume her idle fondling of my cock. I looked over at Tony and Cindy and found that the little girl was sitting on her father's lap in exactly the same fashion. His huge cock was jammed so tightly up against Cindy's little crotch that from where I was sitting it looked like the cute, naked little twelve-year-old had suddenly sprouted a cock of her own. Tony reached for the control and turned the volume up so we could hear what was being said. The scene had shifted to a wide shot of the den, and it soon became clear that the birthday girl wasn't the only one in her "birthday suit". Part 7. In the center of the picture, stood Cindy and Tony, the big man towering over his little daughter head and shoulders. Both were wearing big smiles... and nothing else. Around them the rest of the guests sat in chairs, or on the floor, all of them completely naked. Young Jimmy was sitting beside Jodie on the couch, the very same couch I was sitting in now, his arm around her neck and his hand firmly cupping one of his sister's tits. Jodie had her little fist around Jimmy's cock, absently jerking the boy off as they listened what Tony had to say. "First of all, I'd like to thank you all for coming here today," boomed Tony's voice through the TV speaker. "I haven't even cum once yet!", a man's voice laughed off-camera. "Shut up Ray, you horny bastard, you'll get your chance soon enough!", chuckled Tony, then continued his speech. "As you all know... it's Cindy's birthday!" There was a noisy cheer from the audience and little Cindy took a bow, completely unruffled by her total lack of clothing, or all the attention she was getting. Tony gave her cute little ass a playful squeeze and continued. "It's not just any birthday, folks." he grinned. "It's Cindy's twelfth birthday, and you all know what the means, right?!" Another cheer from the gathering, this time a couple of appreciative whistles from some of the male members of the crowd. "Yes! It's Cindy's big day!", continued Tony. "The day she becomes a woman... right, honey?" Cindy gave her father a big hug and nodded her head enthusiastically. "Yep! My daddy's gonna fuck me today!", she said speaking directly to the camera. My cock twitched between Jodie's thighs as I realised I was actually going to see my brother-in-law take his youngest daughter's cherry! Jodie felt my involuntary movement and wrapped her hot little fist around my cock, squeezing gently as she moved her tightly curled fingers up and down the shaft. I looked over at Tony and Cindy sitting in the chair next to me. Tony had his middle finger buried in his daughter's tight little honey-pot and Cindy was squirming her tiny crotch onto his hand. They were totally absorbed in their own incestuous foreplay, hardly noticing the images on the TV screen in front of us. I looked over at my sister and Jimmy who seemed far too engrossed in ramming their tongues down each other's throats to watch the video either. Even the gorgeous little girl on my lap was paying more attention to my cock than to the activity on the TV screen. I seemed to be the only one watching. In a daze, I returned my attention back to the TV in time to hear the final part of Tony's speech. "...and so, as our tradition demands, the privilege of making a woman out of this gorgeous young virgin falls to her father.... ME!!" A loud cheer went up from the assembled party-goers as Tony swept his daughter into in his arms and they kissed passionately. Cindy's hand went straight down to her father's cock and began to stroke him. Tony's prick began to swell in her little fist until Cindy couldn't get her fingers around it. Then my sister, Tracy stepped into the picture and positioned a foam mattress on the floor at their feet. It was then I realized that not only was Tony going to fuck his little 12-year-old daughter and take her virginity.... he was going to do it right there in front of everybody! My cock gave another twitch and Jodie giggled, lying back against my chest. "Oooohh, Uncle Ted! Your cock feels even bigger and harder than Daddy's!", she murmured, running her tight little fist up and down the incredibly swollen shaft. "Unnnnnmmmmm! You'd better stop that, honey, unless you want me to cum all over your belly.", I groaned. Jodie just giggled and squirmed her little ass into my lap. I reached round in front of her and cupped her budding young breasts, squeezing and fondling the conical little mounds as I turned my attention once more to the incredible images on the screen before me. Part 8. The camera zoomed in between little Cindy's skinny young thighs as Tony lay his daughter down onto the hastily-prepared bed. Her tiny, pussy-slit looked quite swollen and juicy, the tight, hairless little cuntlips pulled apart by her wide-spread legs into a hungry grin of adolescent desire. Tony loomed above her, his impressively large cock still only at half-mast as he knelt between his little daughter's thighs, for a second before dropping his face into her crotch. Tony's put his hands under her ass and lifted Cindy's pussy to his mouth. His lips opened and even on the grainy video, I could clearly see his tongue enter her slit, making her tight little ass jump in his hands. Cindy obviously wanted more, and her father obliged by darting his tongue deep up inside her eager young slit, again and again. Cindy, squealed and bucked her tiny cunt up at her Daddy's mouth, her little legs wide apart as Tony's stiff tongue delved deep up inside her, stirring yet more desire in the little twelve-year-old's hotly-writhing body. Tony was holding his daughter's cuntlips open as he tongued her young slit. Her little gash was bright red inside and very, very wet. I thought at first it was just Tony's saliva, but then I saw him licking up a light creamy liquid that seemed to bubble up from inside my little niece's pussy. "Ohh, Daddy! Suck me hard! I'm cumming already! Ooh God... ooh God.. oh shit!", Cindy whimpered mindlessly. I watched as the little girl climaxed on Tony's wildly-flicking tongue. Her tiny ass was squirming all over the matress, her fingers in her father's hair, pulling his mouth down over her tiny hunching twat. Then she came, screaming and wailing like a banshee. I never knew a little girl could make so much noise. But nobody seemed to mind, least of all my sister Tracy, who knelt beside the matress stroking her daughter's sweaty forehead and whispering encouragement to the quivering, panting little 12-year-old... as if having her father suck her immature young cunt to orgasm was the most natural thing in the world. Then, Tony stood up and knelt between his little girl's legs. His cock looked enormous waving over her tiny pussy. Cindy had quietened down a bit, but she was still moaning. Tony held his little daughter's knees wide apart and inched up between her thighs until the tip of his cock pressed against her young pussylips. On the screen her father's huge, bloated cockhead looked impossibly large, compared to the little girl's pre-teen cuntslit, but Cindy's tiny hips seemed to have a life of their own. "Ready, honey?" asked Tony. Cindy nodded, biting her bottom lip in anticipation. Without warning, Tony suddenly hunched forwards, burying his cock into his daughter's tiny little fuckhole with one long, fluid motion. It was beautiful. Watching Cindy's sweet little cuntlips flower open and engulf her Daddy's prick seemed like the most beautiful and natural thing in the world. The look on Cindy's face as the camera zoomed in on her spoke volumes. There was a little pain in her wide young eyes at first, but then a look of total rapture as her father's big, thick cock slid deep into her tight, young hole and began to move inside her. Cindy wrapped her tiny legs around her father's hips and thrust her hot little cunt up at him eagerly as Tony began to fuck her slowly. I pulled Jodie's hand off my prick and lifted her bodily into the air, depositing her tight, willing little cunt over my cock. Watching my bother-in-law fuck his 12-year-old daughter on video while they sat only a few feet away, feeling each other up, was just too much! I needed to bury my prick into something hot and tight and wet... real quick! Luckily, Jodie didn't object one little bit. In fact, the sexy young minx couldn't get her hot little cunt on top of my cock fast enough! "Ohhhh, Uncle Ted! I wanna fuck you so much," she gasped. I couldn't have agreed with the horny little kid more! Jodie straddled my hips and grabbed my prick, fitting the head between her cuntlips. With adolescent urgency, she ground her slender young hips downwards... eager to fuck. At the same time, I hunched upwards, and my cock slid right into her cunt! God! Nothing could have prepared me for the feeling. Jodie was so damn tight! I could feel every ridge and contour of her insides as her little pussy engulfed me, grasping my cock in a grip that almost hurt. For a second I was stunned, unable to move, but Jodie would have none of that, the horny little kid grabbed my shoulders and began to bounce up and down on my deeply-imbeded cock like it was some kind of rodeo-ride! "Oooooh, come on! Fuck me, Uncle Ted! Hurry up and fuck me!!! Uhhhhhhh, God, I want it so bad!" Part 9. Jodie's wanton pleading spurred me into motion and I began to move my cock in and out of her tight, clinging young cunthole, fucking her hard and fast just like her father was doing to little Cindy on the TV screen in front of us. Only thing was, this was for real! I was actually fucking my sexy 13-year-old niece!! Not only that... I was fucking the horny little kid with her parents sitting in the same room!!!! Her face was buried in my shoulder as Jodie panted out her lust, grinding her snug, slippery little cunt up and down over my incredibly stiff cock with an urgency that both surprised and excited me. "Ohhh, Uncle Ted! Jesus, yesssss! Fuck me! Fuck me like that! Oooh, that's so good! You're soooooo biiiiiiiggg!" Obviously the sexy little kid was used to a good hard fucking, but had never yet felt a cock the size of mine in her her tight horny, little cunt before. After only a couple of minutes, she suddenly jerked and squealed so loudly, I almost had the urge to put my hand over her mouth to shut her up. My sister looked over at us with a sly smile on her pretty face. "Jesus, Ted! What are you doin' to that poor little girl?", she asked. "I'm... uhhh, shit... I'm fucking her, Trace!", I panted slamming my prick up into Jodie's clasping little pussy. "I'm f... fucking her tight... hot... wet... little cunt!" "Uhhhhhhh, God! He sure is, Mom!", grunted Jodie. "You should feel how long and th... ummmm... thick his cock is! Ohhhhhhhh! Unnnhhhhgggghhhh! "I intend to, honey!", grinned Tracy, giving me a lewd wink. My cock twitched up inside Jodie's tight little cunt at the very thought of fucking my gorgeous little sister. Without taking her eyes of me, Tracy whispered into her son's ear and pushed the boy off her lap. Jimmy got between his mother's legs and spread them wide, lowering his handsome young face to his mother's gaping pink pussy-slit like it was the most natural thing in the world. Tracy pushed the boy's mouth into her naked crotch and hunched her slim hips up at his tongue as Jimmy began licking and sucking her wet, hairy cunt hungrily. Her eyes were glazed over with lust, but she kept staring at my cock sliding up inside her daughter's tight little cunt as I fucked young Jodie... or rather, as the hot little 13-year-old fucked me! Tracy's lips were moving, but nothing was coming out. Then, through my own lust-crazed haze I realized what she was doing. My sweet, sexy little sister was mouthing the words; "Fuck her! Fuck her! Fuck her!", as she watched my long, glistening cock slam up inside her eldest daughter's hungry little pussy. I grabbed Jodie's hard young ass and lifted her up, slamming my cock deep up into her hot little cunt like there was no tomorrow. Jodie spasmed. I could feel her tiny twat contract around my cock like a little fist. She was cumming like crazy. I lost track of how many times Jodie climaxed, I just kept fucking her and fucking her... watching my sexy, depraved sister hunch her glistening cunt up at her son's mouth. Jodie was beside herself with lust, bouncing her hot little cunt up and down over my deeply-buried cock as she squealed in ecstasy. "UNGGHHHHH, GOD! DON'T STOP!.. JESUS, DON'T STOP, UNCLE TED!.. FUCK MEEEE! OOOOOOOOOOOH! AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHH!" She needn't have worried, nothing on earth could have made me stop right then. I grabbed her heaving little ass with both hands and continued to fuck her as hard as I could, striving for my own orgasm which was building rapidly. Jodie's climax seemed to last for a long time, or maybe it was a series of many little ones, I didn't know. All I wanted to do right then was come myself, and with her tight, 13-year-old cunt spasming around my prick, that didn't take long. Jodie was still climaxing as my cock exploded inside her, and I heard her moan loudly as I squirted my hot, incestuous load deep up into her belly, at the same time feeling her hot, snug little cunt convulse tightly around my pistoning prick. "Uhhh! Uuuhh! Uuuuuuuhh, baby! I'm cummmming!", I grunted, really pounding her hot little cunt hard. Jodie wrapped her arms around my shoulders and hugged me real tight, almost crushing me in her arms as I hunched up into her belly, emptying my sperm-filled balls into her hot, forbidden little hole. When my own contractions had ceased, I kept pumping my prick up inside her pussy until it started to soften. Jodie slumped on top of me, hugging me some more as she ground her tight little cunt down over my wilting cock. Her hot little mouth found mine and we kissed passionately for several minutes, just stroking each other's naked bodies gently... catching our breath. Part 10. Once I'd recovered my senses, I looked over at Tracy. Jimmy was kneeling between his mother's wide-spread legs now... his long, slender cock buried deeply in my sister's cunt. Her legs were draped wantonly over the muscular young boy's shoulders as Jimmy pounded his young prick into her, fucking his mother incessantly with deep, hard, penetrating strokes that seemed to take her breath away. On the other lounge chair, Cindy had managed to squirm her hot juicy young slit down over her father's huge cock and was riding Tony like a sex-starved little cowgirl. Her tiny, hairless young cunt was stretched so widely around her Daddy's thick cock, I couldn't imagine how the little 12-year-old was feeling any pleasure at all. But Cindy's loud moans and squeals of ecstasy as she bounced up and down on her father's big prick were tacit proof that the horny young kid was certainly getting a lot of satisfaction from the incredibly deep penetration. Jodie began snuggling her naked little body against me, nuzzling my neck and grinding her cum-filled little cunt against my limp cock in a way that soon had me hard again. On the TV screen in front of me, Tony was still pounding little Cindy with a ferocity that matched his little daughter's hot, adolescent hunger. It was strange to hear the same moans of pleasure coming from both the TV and the chair beside me at the same time. Jimmy suddenly let out a loud grunt and began pumping his mother's upthrust cunt with savage thrusts. His back was arched and his handsome young face was a contorted mask of ecstasy as he slammed his spurting cock deep up inside his mother's womb. Tracy was moaning loudly, but didn't appear to be that close to orgasm herself. She rode her out her son's frantic orgasm and held the boy close as he collapsed on top of her, his passion spent... at least for the time being. Tracy looked over at me dreamily and smiled. Then her eyes spotted my erect cock throbbing stiffly in Jodie's hand as the little girl jerked me off. "Mmmmmmmm! Wanna put that somewhere nice and hot and juicy, brother dear?", she grinned. "No! I got it hard! Get Jimmy to fuck you. I want Uncle Ted to fuck me again!" said Jodie, flashing her mother a jealous look. I couldn't believe it. Two gorgeous, naked women fighting over my rock-hard cock. Not to mention that the two gorgeous women in question were my very own sister and her 13-year-old daughter. My cock twitched in Jodie's hand at the thought of fucking my sexy sister. "Don't be greedy, Jo!", frowned Tracy. "If you want another fuck, ask your brother. It's my turn with `Uncle' Ted!" "Awwww, Mom!" Reluctantly, young Jodie released her grip on my cock and went over to where Jimmy was lying on the floor. Without a word she dropped to her knees and bent forward, taking the boy's limp, sticky cock right into her mouth. She made a horny sight kneeling there, her cute little ass poking in the air, cum leaking from her glistening young pussy-slit and her brother's cock inside her hot little mouth to the balls. Mmmmmm, mmmm! If my sister hadn't come over and wrapped her hands around my cock, I wouldn't have been able to help myself from crawling up behind Jodie's naked ass and shoving my prick back into the little girl's cunt from the rear. As it was, I didn't have to, my cock was soon enveloped by the juicy, clinging flesh of Tracy's hot mouth! My own sister was sucking my cock! Her sexy eyes were fixed on mine as she swallowed my meat, something I find extremely arousing when getting a blow-job. Her fingers were lightly squeezing my balls as if gently trying to coax the sperm from them. "Ohhhh, God, Trace!", I murmured placing my hand on top of my sister's head. "Suck it! Suck my cock!" I still couldn't believe it was happening. I half expected to wake up and find myself in the middle of a wild wet dream. But the mouth on my prick felt real enough, and the hair that was now brushing against my naked stomach felt real enough, too. My sexy young sister was kneeling between my open thighs, sucking my throbbing prick like her life depended on it! Occasionally, to my utter delight, Tracy would run her tongue down the length of my cock and begin licking my balls. Then she opened her lips wide and sucked them into her mouth one at a time, nibbling them gently. God, I was in heaven!! "Uhhhhhh, fuck! Yeahhhh! Suck my balls!" I moaned, curling my fingers in my sister's hair. "Suck my fuckin' balls, baby!!" Tracy lifted her head off my cock and looked up at me with the sexiest look I have ever seen and smiled at me. "Mmmmmm, you like that, don't you big brother! You have such big fat balls, Ted. I'll just bet they're all full of delicious, hot cum again already. Would you like me to suck that cum right out of your swollen balls and let you shoot it into my mouth, lover? Would you like me to suck you off, big brother?" "Ohhh God, yeah! Please! Anything! Just put your mouth back on my cock and suck it, Trace!", I panted. I was past caring whether my sister sucked me off or I fucked her cunt. I just wanted to cum... and quick! Part 11. "Hold onto your seat then, stud, you're gonna LOVE this!" she said, plunging her mouth back down over my rigid fucker. Tracy took my whole cock into her mouth in one gulp, then began to bob her pretty head up and down on the length of my prick as fast as she could, taking the long, glistening shaft down her throat all the way to my balls on each downward plunge. God, my own sister was deep-throating me, and it felt fantastic... just like a tight, hot juice cunt sliding up and down on my cock! At this rate, I knew it wouldn't be long before I shot my wad and filled my sister's sucking mouth with cum. And Tracy looked like she could hardly wait to taste my thick hot incestuous sperm. I began lifting my hips up off the couch, forcing my prick deep into her throat with each thrust until I was actually fucking my sister's mouth! Tracy took it all easily, sucking me deep into her throat without so much as a flinch. I guess with two well-hung males like Tony and horny young Jimmy around, she'd had PLENTY of practice. She reached between my legs and fondled my balls again, squeezing them and rolling them gently in her hand while she sucked me off. She could feel my balls squirming in their sac as she played with them. With her other hand, Tracy reached up between her legs and I watched her slip two stiff fingers up inside herself and start to finger-fuck her horny juice-filled cunt. My sister was doing things that I never thought possible with her lips and tongue and her sucking throat. I had experienced plenty of blow-jobs before, but never one delivered with so much depth of feeling as this. Who would have imagined that the best oral sex of my entire life would come from my very own sister! I couldn't wait to fuck her horny little cunt too. It looked so tight the way her pussy-lips clung to her fingers each time she pulled them out of her hole. I imagined my cock replacing her fingers and fucking that hot, juicy little slot just like I was fucking her mouth. It was all too much for me. I felt my balls suddenly tightening between my straining legs and knew that I would soon be squirting a load of sperm right down my pretty little sister's throat. "I'm gonna cum, Trace!", I warned her. "I'm gonna fuckin' cum! Jesus! Suck it, you gorgeous little cunt! Oh, Tracy, baby! Suck the cum outta my fuckin' cock!" I grunted loudly and fucked my prick up between my sister's tightly-stretched lips as I blasted my first wad of cum into her mouth. Tracy kept right on sucking and bobbing up and down on my prick when she felt it jerk in her throat. When she felt the first hot spurt of cum against the roof of her mouth, she grabbed my balls and squeezed tightly, heightening my pleasure even more. "Uhhhnnnnnnggghhh! Godddddddd! Oh, shit! " I moaned as my brain exploded with pleasure again and again, my cock sending jet after jet of hot, creamy jism into my sister's frantically-gulping mouth. My whole body shook with each shot of cum that spurted down her throat. It seemed to last so long, I thought I would never stop coming in her wonderful clinging mouth. I closed my eyes at the height of my pleasure and saw stars. I thought I would keel over from the sheer wild pleasure my gorgeous little sister was making me feel. Tracy tried to swallow all the sperm I shot into her mouth, but there was too much. Even after fucking little Jodie and dumping a sizable load into her eager little twat, I still had more than enough for my sister to handle. The bubbling cream ran out of her mouth and dripped down the shaft of my cock, soaking my balls and dripping onto the couch. Finally, Tracy had to let my cock pull from her mouth and take a deep breath. She looked into my eyes and smiled wickedly, licking my cum from her lips with her tongue. "You really know how to give a girl a meal, don't you?" she grinned. "It sure do, Sis," I replied. "And you sure know how to suck a cock!" Tracy giggled and scrambled up onto the couch beside me. I pulled her into my arms and we kissed passionately. I could taste my own cum on her lips and the thought excited me even more. Tracy broke our kiss and looked longingly into my eyes. "Uuuuuhhhh, Ted, I'm so horny! Feel my cunt! Feel how hot it is!" Tracy took my hand in hers and guided it between her legs. We both moaned softly as my fingers touched her pussy. She was hot alright, very hot... and very, very wet. Jimmy's sperm mixed with her own drooling arousal had my sister's gooey little hole as steamy as a tropical swamp. Part 12. "God! You're soaking, Sis!" I said, feeling her hot juices flood out into the palm of my hand. "Sucking your big beautiful cock and tasting your cum made me hot, baby" breathed Tracy hotly. Her lips were almost touching mine, and she had the most gorgeously wanton look on her pretty young face. "I want you to lick my pussy, Ted!", she panted, "I know I'm very wet down there, but sucking you made me so awfully horny! Will you, baby? Pleeeeease?!" I could never refuse my gorgeous little sister anything before, and now with her pretty, cum-smeared face looking up at me like an expectant child, I just melted. Besides, if was going to fulfill my dream and actually fuck her, my cock needed time to recuperate. I smiled evilly at her and pulled my fingers from her drooling cunt. "It'll be my pleasure, Sis," I grinned. "Mine too, I hope!", giggled Tracy lying on her back and spreading her legs. "Jesus!", I moaned, staring down at the glistening, pink slit of my sister's pussy. Her puffy, swollen cuntlips gaped open slightly allowing a tiny trickle of pussy-cream to run down into the crack of her ass. I had never seen a more delicious-looking cunt in my life! Licking my lips I bent forward and bent my head between Tracy's open thighs, sliding my hands up under those tight, round little buns of hers. Her skin felt smooth and firm in my hands, and she moaned softly in anticipation as I lowered my lips to her eagerly-awaiting slit. "Uuuuuhhhhh, yeahhhhh! Put your mouth on my cunt and suck my brains out, big brother!", she gasped. The very thought made my cock twitch and throb even before my lips touched her juicy, wet snatch. I opened my mouth wide and covered her leaking hole, giving her nether-lips a deep, soulful tongue-kiss. Tracy let out a deep, animal groan of pleasure and I felt the muscles of her hot little asscheeks tighten in my fingers. Pressing my open mouth down over her pussy, I lifted my sister's ass with my hands and drove my tongue up into her tasty little cunthole as far as I could. Tracy seemed to go crazy with lust, grinding her crotch up at my face with tiny, jerky circular movements and moaning loudly as she abandoned herself to the intense pleasure I was giving her. It had been a long time since I had felt a woman react to my mouth and tongue on her cunt like my sister was doing. My cock was already hard and throbbing between my legs, almost painfully so, as I probed and licked and sucked my sexy sister towards orgasm. As the flavour of her pussy changed slightly, I realized that I was also sucking out the remains of the creamy load Jimmy had squirted up his sister's cunt only minutes before. The depraved thought only served to excite me even further. "Uhhhhhnnngghh! Goddd! That feels so goooood!", moaned Tracy hunching her hips up off the couch. "Stick it in deeper, baby. Oh, yes! Yessss! Bury your tongue in my fuckhole. Oh God, yes! Suck it! Suck my hot pussy, lover!" With those wanton words ringing in my ears, I thrust my tongue as far up inside her cunthole as I could. My nose was pressed against her clit and I could hardly breathe, but I never let up I licked and sucked away at her. With my tongue buried so far up her tight little fuckhole, I could feel the muscles of her cunt around my stiff tongue, clutching it and holding it inside her. "Do you feel that, lover? Do you feel how my cunt squeezes your tongue when you shove it way up into me?" "Fuck, yeahhh! " I muttered, my words muffled by her cunt. "Just imagine how it would feel if your cock were up inside me instead of your tongue!" she panted. "Uhhhh God, Tracy, don't tease me," I rasped. She just giggled and pressed my head back down into her gooey slit. "Maybe if you do a good job of getting me off with your tongue, I'll let you put your cock in there so you can find out, big brother." I really didn't need any encouragement. With a moan, I pushed my face back between my sister's wide-spread legs and began working on her clit, slurping up the juices that flowed freely from her hotly-aroused pussy. Within minutes, I had my sister on the brink of orgasm. Her whole body stiffened and her hips thrust up off the couch, her firm little asscheeks suspended in my hands as I continued to munch on her spasming slit. Part 13. Wave after wave of pleasure washed over my hot-assed little sister as her orgasm flashed through every fiber of her body. Her thighs clamped together on either side my head, holding me so tightly to her orgasming cunt that I could hardly breathe. I sucked up Tracy's spendings and licked her tasty little cunthole clean before lifting my head from her crotch and looking into her eyes. "Oh, Ted! Baby! That was fantastic!", she beamed. "If I'd known what a talented tongue you had, big brother, I'd have let you do that long ago!" "And if I had known what a horny little minx you were, Trace, I'd probably have done it to you years ago too. I wanted to, plenty of times, even when we were kids, but never had the guts to try anything." "Ohhh, Ted!", she grinned, kissing my juice-smeared lips. "I wish you had. I've had a secret letch for you ever since I was about thirteen." "Really?!" I gasped, my mind suddenly filled with regret at all the lost opportunities of our youth. My sister nodded and reached for my cock, which still throbbed painfully between my legs. "Sure! But just think of all the fun we can have now by making up for lost time, big brother" she grinned, giving my prick a meaningful little squeeze. "That wonderful tongue of yours got me off, but I'm still so horny! I want you to fuck me, Ted... hot and hard.. fuck me like we should have fucked years ago!" "Oooohhhh, Baby!" I moaned, pushing her back down onto the couch. "God, yesssss! I'll fuck you alright, Trace I'll fuck your gorgeous little ass off!" "Mmmmmmmmm, I sure hope so!" giggled my sexy little sister, spreading her legs and pulling me down on top of her. "Come on then. Prove it! Shove that gorgeous big cock into me. I want to feel it inside my cunt, big brother. Show me what you can do with it that thing!" "Okay! You asked for it, Sis!", I grinned impishly. I fell on her without warning, plunging my cock into my sister's well-lubricated little fuckhole so fast that she had no time to prepare for the shock. She cried out in pleasure and pain when my huge hard cock fucked inside her. "Unnngggghhh! Goddd! Fuuuuck! It's so big, so big and hard!", squealed Tracy, squirming her ass around under my deeply impaling cock. "Uhhhmmmmm, yeahhh! Fill me up with that big stiff prick! Fuck me! Ohhhh, Teddy! Fuck me hard!!" My sister hadn't called me `Teddy' since we were kids, and for her to use that childhood term of endearment now as we fucked for the first time was incredibly exciting. I began thrusting my aching cock deeper and deeper into her pussy until my balls rested in the crack of her hot little ass. Tracy's cunt clutched at my prick deep, sucking me deep up inside her. Her vaginal muscles seemed to be squeezing my cock, massaging it way up inside her quivering cunthole. I pulled out until only the head remained inside the clasping lips of my sister's upthrust pussy, then I slammed back down again, sheathing the length of my cock once more in that hot, wet, tightness. She seemed to love the deep penetrating strokes, so I did it a couple more times, each time fucking her a little harder, getting the feel and depth of her tight little hole. God it felt great! After all these years, I was actually fucking my sexy younger sister. I increased the speed of my strokes, and soon I was banging away at her wildly, pounding my cock into her hot, hungry cunt as she writhed in pleasure beneath me. "Ungghhh! Yeahhh! Take that big cock, Trace! Take it way in there, baby! Take it! Uuhh, shit! Fuck it! Fuck it!" I grunted, driving my rigid prick in and out of her bucking cunt. "Oh, yes ! Yesssss ! I want it all ! I want it deep! Deep! You're stretching my cunt so beautifully! Fuck me hard! Oh, God! Fuck me, Teddy! I don't care if you are my brother! I want every wonderful inch of your big fat prick fucking me!" The couch rocked wildly and the room was filled with the wet slurping sounds of our animalistic coupling. We didn't know it at the time, but apparently we were so noisy, the others stopped what they were doing and just watched as my sister and I fucked each other silly. Tony had little Cindy on her hands and knees with his cock buried to the balls in her tiny little cunt and Jodie was sitting on her brother's erect prick, but all four had their eyes on Tracy and me as I slammed my lust-swollen prick in and out of my sister's hot, juicy fuckhole. We were both moaning and grunting loudly as we fucked, rutting savagely like animals, completely oblivious to anything else but our own tightly meshing organs and the intense mutual pleasure were generating in each other's bodies. Part 14. Tracy whimpered and moaned each time my prick slammed deeply up inside her. Each stroke of my seemingly tireless cock brought her closer and closer to orgasm, yet my own climax was still a long way off. Fucking young Jodie and having Tracy suck me off had definitely taken the edge off for me. Despite the hot clinging tightness of my sister's cunt, I felt like I could screw her forever! In any case, I intended to make sure that this was one fuck, my sexy little sister would never forget. Soon, she was shuddering and squealing in ecstasy as her cunt exploded in orgasm, but I just kept thrusting, fucking her solidly all the way through her climax and beyond. I felt Tracy's tight cunt convulse around my cock, gripping me inside her as she came, then gradually loosen as her spasms faded. I became extremely excited by the fact that I had just fucked my own sister to orgasm. My prick seemed to swell to incredible proportions inside her, squeezed and stroked as it was by the muscles of her greedy cunt. I continued to slam my cock in and out of her, fucking her faster and faster. Within moments, her cries and whimpers of pleasure resumed as she rocketed towards another orgasm. "Ohhhhhh! Godddd! I love your prick! Give it to me! Fuck me! Oh God, yes! Fuck me hard! Fuck me deep! Make me cum again! Fuck meeeeee!", she chanted. Her pretty face was flushed and her eyes were almost glazed over with lust. I was really ramming it into her now, rocking her slim young body with the strength of my thrusts. I grabbed hold of her asscheeks with both hands and lifted her cunt clear of the couch, literally dragging her onto my cock as I fucked her. Tracy was fucking me back as best she could, hunching her cunt up to meet my long, deep cockthrusts. She gyrated her pelvis too, grinding her hot wet pussy against my groin. I could feel my balls slapping against her puckered little asshole. I looked down at Tracy and watched the ecstasy reflected in the expression on her beautiful face as her second orgasm peaked. Her eyes were fixed on mine as she came and I bent down and kissed her passionately, pumping my cock into her cunt as my mouth probed her panting mouth. "UHHHHHH! OOOOOHHHH, FUUUUCCCKKK! I'M CUMMMMMMINGGGG!", she squealed, and wrapped her legs up around my waist, riding out her orgasm as I fucked her climaxing cunt with unrelenting ferocity. The incredibly tight friction of Tracy's clasping cunt-muscles triggered my own orgasm this time, and I felt my balls suddenly get tight in their sac. I thought they were about to explode, so intense was the feeling of pleasure between my legs. I closed my eyes tightly and yelled loudly as blast after hot blast of thick hot cum shot through the shuddering shaft of my prick and into my sister's cunt. Each squirt of cum was accompanied by spasms that made me feel like my balls were being pulled from my body. I bucked and thrust above her as Tracy hung on below me, urging me on as I slammed her ass heavily into the couch. "Yessss! Fuck me! Come in my cunt, Ted! Come in my hot fucking cunt! I'm cumming too, lover! Oh God, yes! Yes! Cum with me! Yesssss!" she hissed. Tracy's cunt massaged my spurting cock deep inside her, milking every last drop of my cum out of me, and I wrapped my arms around my sister's body and held her tightly to me. Her firm hard tits crushed up against my heaving chest as I filled her quivering cunt with my sperm. When our orgasms were over, we lay panting in each other's arms for a while, basking in the warmth of the experience. I kept my cock buried deep in her cunt until it started to wilt. Tracy kept gently working the muscles of her cunt around it as if trying to revive it for more fun and games, but like its owner, my poor over-stimulated prick was totally spent. The room erupted into whistles and loud applause which I thought was coming from the TV, but as my senses returned, I realized that someone had turned the video off and it was actually Tony, Cindy, Jodie and Jimmy cheering their appreciation of the `show' that Tracy and I had just put on for them. Having finished their own incestuous couplings, the four of them had settled back to watch as I fucked my sister for the first time. Our vigorous fucking had obviously excited them immensely because now Tony was fondling Jodie, while Jimmy played with his little sister's hairless young slit. "I wanna fuck Uncle Ted next!", said Cindy hopefully. This brought a series of chuckles from the rest of us. Part 15. I looked down at my deflated organ and smiled sadly at the naked little girl. "Sorry, sweetheart! As much as I'd dearly love to...umm...", I glanced over at Tony before I continued. It still seemed strange to be discussing having sex with the little 11-year-old in front of her own father. "...to fuck you, honey, but as you can see, I won't be able to for a while yet... sorry!" Little Cindy looked crest-fallen, but Tracy sat up and went over to comfort her. "Don't worry, darling," she said, "How'd you like to sleep with Uncle Ted tonight? That way you can get your turn with him as soon as he's recovered enough. What do you think?" "Ohhh, Mommy! Yes, please!", cried the gorgeous little girl, and hugged her mother happily. "What about me?", asked Jimmy with forlorn look on his face. "It's my turn to sleep with Cindy tonight, remember?" "Don't worry, stud!", grinned Tracy, grabbing her son by the cock. "You can sleep with me. I think your father has other plans tonight." We all looked over at Tony and Jodie who were kissing hotly on the floor. Tony had two stiff fingers in his eldest daughter's cunt and was working on a third, while the sexy little 13-year-old jacked her fist up and down the length of her father's long, throbbing cock. "Okay, Mom! Looks like Dad won't mind if I sleep with you tonight," said Jimmy giving his mother's bare ass an intimate squeeze. "Let's go to bed and fuck up a storm!" Tracy stopped to kiss me goodnight, then went off down the hall with her son. I picked Cindy up in my arms and carried the little girl to her room as I had done when I first arrived, except this time we were both naked and she was kissing me passionately. Her little nipples rubbed against my chest and her tiny tongue probed my mouth with a skill that belied her young age. When we reached her room, I put Cindy on the bed and lay down beside her. Her hands were all over me, fondling and squeezing my limp cock in a vain attempt to revive it. "Awwww, it won't get hard, Uncle Ted!", she complained wistfully. "Give it time, honey", I smiled. "Let's just play with each other for a while, okay?" "Okay!", beamed Cindy. She cheered up immediately at my suggestion and began to rub her little fist up and down on my cock, at the same time covering my neck and cheeks with a series of hot loving kisses. I stroked her soft young ass and slid my other hand between her legs. Her hairless little pussy was hot and swollen from the solid fucking she'd received from her father earlier. I inserted a finger into her cunt and probed deeply, luxuriating in the warm, slippery feel of her insides as her tight little hole gripped my finger like vice. "Ohhhhh, Uncle Ted!", she breathed hotly. "Your finger feels nice in my pussy, but I want your cock! Please get it hard and fuck me.... pleeeeease!! I want it so bad!" The very thought of this naked little 11-year-old begging me to fuck her was enough stir my poor, over-worked cock into action, and I felt my prick begin to swell slightly in her fist. Cindy felt it too and doubled her efforts by wrapping her other tiny hand around my slowly rising erection. My finger in her cunt was stirring up the child's juices like crazy and she began to grind her ass in time with my thrusts as I finger-fucked her wet little slit as deeply as I could. She was hot for it alright. Despite her tender age, Cindy's little cunt was literally dripping with arousal. Obviously the regular fucking she'd been getting from her father and brother had matured her young pussy rapidly. Yet she was still as tight as a virgin. As my cock hardened in her flashing little fists, Cindy looked up at me with lust-glazed eyes. "Uuuuuhhhh, yesssss!" she hissed. "It's getting hard! Mmmmmmm, nice and long and hard! Oooh Jeez, Uncle Ted, you're so big already! I can't wait for you to put in my pussy and fuck me like my Daddy does!" Oh God, yes!, I thought, watching the naked little darling jerking her tiny fists up and down the length of my rapidly-thickening cock. Fucking this eager, horny little nymphette was going to be something I'd remember for a long, long time, that was for sure! Part 16. My cock was as hard as a rock now, and Cindy was so hot, the juices from her cunt were puddling in the palm of my hand as I fucked my middle finger in and out of the little girl's hot, clinging tightness. I pulled my hand from my niece's crotch and lay the panting young 12-year-old back on the bed. "You sure you want me to fuck you, baby?" I asked as I fondled her hairless, pouting little pussy. "Ooooooooh, yes, Uncle Ted!" she moaned, spreading her long, slender young legs in open invitation. "Please hurry, make me feel good... make me cum the way Daddy and Jimmy do. Fuck me, Uncle Ted, fuck me really hard!" I knelt between her thighs and aimed my cock at her hairless slit, rubbing the bloated head up and down between her slippery little cuntlips for a while until I located her tiny hole. "Ohhhhhhhh, yeahhhhh, now shove it!" she moaned as the tip of my cock slid inside outer lips of her quivering young pussy. Little Cindy definitely wanted it real bad, and she was going to get it! She thrust her hips upwards and the head of my cock parted her hairless cuntlips and entered her tight little cunt. I let it sit for a second or two so her young body could get used to its size. She moaned as I felt her pussy start to spasm and open up. I slid into her slowly, inch by inch as her little pussy stretched wider and wider, her hands clenched my arms each time I thrust into her. Deeper and deeper my huge cock entered her body, a low groan escaping her pretty mouth as I sank in to the hilt. She arched her body toward me, her little bare legs flying up in the air as she thrust her hips hard up against me, that tight, wet 12-year-old pussy clamping my cock. Then, her skinny little hips started hunching up at me like a machine that had gone out of control. It was all I could do to hold onto the child. Her little body was unbelievably pliable. "Oh, God, Uncle Ted," she whispered into my ear as I began fucking deeply in and out of her tight, tender young cunt. "You're making me feel better than Daddy and all his friends. I feel like I'm going to come already!" She was right. I felt her slippery little twat contracting involuntarily around my pounding cock, so I fucked her even harder, bringing her off within seconds. When she came, Cindy went completely of into a world of her own. I grabbed hold of her squirming little butt as she bounced up and down, making her squeal even louder as she felt my tight grip on her ass-flesh. "Yeahh! Cum for me, baby! Cum on Uncle Ted's big fucking cock! Uuunnggghhff, fuck yesssss! You love it don't you, Cindy," I grunted as she continued to writhe and whimper beneath me. "Uuuuuhhhh, yes, Uncle Ted! I love it!" she said with a gasp as I continued fucking her, ramming my cock as deep as I could into the horny child's cumming little cunt. Faster and I faster I fucked the squealing 12-year-old, thrusting into her as hard as I could, her pussy clamping and spasming, her moans filling the room. I could feel my own orgasm building deep inside me and my cock began to swell, spreading her hot, tight little cunthole open even more. Slowly my climax rose, then exploded, filling her young body with a huge load of searing sperm, spurting again and again as I continued thrusting into her tiny, clasping little cunt. Cindy sagged beneath me when we were done and I collapsed on top of her slender body, my cock still deeply embedded in her tiny pussy. "Ohhh, Uncle Ted, that was fantastic! You fuck better than my Daddy!" giggled the exhausted little girl. I had felt every little spasm and quiver her tiny pussy made around my cock. Now as her climax faded, her cunt loosened its vice-like grip on my prick, but not enough to cause it to slip out. I was still stuck fast in her tightly-gripping little twat. She stretched up to kiss me and I bent my head, but with my cock still deeply buried in her cunt, I couldn't quite reach... she was too small. We lay like that for several minutes, just catching our breaths and slowly arousing each other with our hands. She cupped my balls and squeezed them gently and I fondled her pointy little tits, letting my hand wander down to her bulging cock-filled pussy to gently rub her clit up against the base of my cock. My cock began to swell inside her and soon I was able to pull little Cindy on top of me and start fucking her again. She bounced up and down on my cock like a little cowgirl, all the time moaning and watching my thick, glistening cock slide up between her thighs, as it deeply impaled her tiny cunt. I fucked her for ages like this, just letting her ride me at her own pace. Then, when I felt that old familiar feeling building deep in my loins, I grabbed her by the ass and began to fuck her down onto my cock savagely. She moaned loudly, though in pleasure or pain I hardly cared. All that mattered was emptying my balls into this gorgeous young kid's hot, clinging little cunt! Cindy shuddered and screamed as I filled her tender twat with another load of sperm and finally collapsed on top of me. I stroked her firm little ass and kissed the top of her head, and fell promptly asleep. Part 17. I woke the next morning to the feel of Cindy's tiny lips nibbling at my morning erection. It was such a lovely feeling. I left my eyes closed and just lay back enjoying her hot little mouth on my prick. Then suddenly I felt another mouth... on my balls! I opened my eyes and looked down. It was Jodie. The naked little minx was between my outstretched thighs with her tight little ass in the air, sucking my balls into her mouth while her little sister licked my cock. "'Morning, Uncle Ted", beamed Jodie happily, lifting her pretty young face from my crotch. "Mommy suggested we wake you up the way we usually wake up Daddy." "Hi, honey", I smiled weakly. Even after last night, I still couldn't quite get used to the completely free and sexually open life-style of my sister's family. Not to mention incestuous life-style. Cindy fisted my cock with her tiny hand and grinned up at me too. "You've sure got a big one this morning, Uncle Ted!", she giggled, jerking her small fist up and down the length of my cock. "All the better to fuck you with, my dear!", I growled, doing my best Big Bad Wolf imitation. Cindy sat beside me with her legs spread wide, giving me a good look at her tasty little cunt. I licked my lips. Nothing like a little breakfast in bed first thing to get the day off to a good start, I always say. "Hmmmmmm, actually I might stick with tradition and eat you first, little girl", I grinned. "Come here and sit on my face, Cindy. Jodie you suck my cock while I bring your sister off, then you two can swap places, okay?" The girls giggled as they scrambled into position. Jodie grabbed the base of my cock in her fist and took it into her mouth, sucking the fat, swollen head like a lollipop. God it felt good. Just thirteen years old and she could suck cock better than any woman I had ever known. Actually, the cute little kid was too good! I had two little girls to please now, so I didn't want to come too soon. "Take your time, Jodie, honey", I said. "Slow and easy... make it last, okay?" "Mmmmff, mmmmmhhh!", moaned Jodie and nodded her head as best she could with a mouth full of cock. Little Cindy knelt facing my feet and straddled my face as Jodie took my cock into her hot, moist young mouth. The tight, elastic lips of Cindy's hairless little pussy hardly opened at all, even with her thighs so widely spread, and I could see moisture drooling from the bright pink slit of her cunt. Cindy lowered her crotch and I pressed my face eagerly into her pussy, dragging my long tongue up and down the tasty, wet cuntslit. "Uuuuhhhh, God," she mumbled, looking down at my mouth slurping between her skinny legs. "I love getting my cunt licked! I could certainly believe that. As I speared my tongue into her tight little cunthole, Cindy's naked little ass was squirming around all over the place and hips were hunching down to press her cunt tightly against my sucking mouth. "Oh, yeah! Lick me!" she whispered hoarsly. "Lick my pussy! Suck it, Uncle Ted! Ooooooooohhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh!" Her tiny young cunt tasted like honey compared to the mature, musky flavour of her mother... fresh and clean and sweet. I probed her tight cuntlips deeper with my tongue and was rewarded with a mouthful of cunt-cream and a simultaneous a cry of ecstasy from little Cindy. "Uuuuhhhhhh, yeah," she gasped. "Stick it right in me! Fuck me with your big fat tongue. Oh, yeah, fuck me! Suck me!" I gave her creaming little cunt a series of fast stiff jabs with my tongue and then took her tiny clit into my mouth and sucked hard. Cindy almost hit the roof! I reached up and grasped her tiny asscheeks with both hands, pulling her spread little cunt down hard over my sucking mouth and probing tongue. Cindy gasped and squealed in ecstasy. The room was filled with the wet slurping of my mouth on her young cunt and the sucking sounds Jodie's mouth was making on my glistening cock. I reached under Cindy, between her legs and inserted a finger into the tightness of the kid's hot little fuck-hole, munching on her juicy open cunt like a wild dog. She was moaning constantly now, her little ass bucking up and down over my face like she was having a fit. I lapped and sucked and licked in a frenzy, eager to get her off so the gorgeous little fuck could wrap her hot mouth around my throbbing, aching prick and I could do the same to her big sister. Jodie was doing fine, keeping my cock nice and hard with her hands and lips, but I wanted to get both girls off with my mouth before I indulged myself in the exquisite pleasure of fucking their tight, slippery little cunts. Cindy was hunching her hairless young twat down against my face, urging me to suck her quivering little pussy-slit harder. I took her clit into my mouth and sucked hard, at the same time driving my finger repeatedly into her saliva-slick cunthole. The horny little twelve-year-old climaxed on the spot, shaking and shuddering and squealing out her pleasure. Her skinny little hips bucked as she thrust her cunt down over my face, rolling her ass in the sweet satisfaction of pubescent climax. Even after I removed my mouth from her juice-smeared cunt, Cindy's little hips were still grinding above my face in post-orgasmic bliss. Part 18. While I had been busily bringing Cindy of with my mouth, Jodie had been sucking dutifully on my cock, keeping it nice and stiff. I told Cindy to change places with her sister and hauled Jodie's sweet young cunt over my face. I sniffed at her pussy, enjoying the musky odour emanating from her diminutive young slot. Cindy grasped my prick with both hands and I felt her tongue begin to lap gently over the swollen head as my own tongue entered her sister's juice-filled little slit. Jodie tasted wonderful, a little stronger than her little sister, but extremely exciting. I felt my cock twitch involuntarily in Cindy's tiny fists and the little girl gasped. "You're cock's alive, Uncle Ted", she giggled, then immediately took as much of it into her hot little mouth as she could. I ran my tongue back and forth through Jodie's tasty gash and sucked her cunt-juice into my mouth, swallowing it all down like a man dying of thirst. She began to moan and wiggle her slim young hips down at my face. Shit, she's a hot little cunt, I thought. I sucked harder, probing my tongue into Jodie's tight teen cunthole as far as it would reach, licking the incredibly smooth, slick walls. Jodie was moaning louder now, pressing her little twat down against my mouth and tongue with little jerky hip movements. Her cuntslit was literally awash with juice. I had no idea that a thirteen-year-old girl could get so wet! I opened my lips wide and licked the full length of her tiny slit, lapping her cunt-juice into my mouth like a little puppy drinking milk. As soon as I reached her clit, Jodie's hips bucked like she'd been zapped with high voltage. Her back arched and she gripped my head tightly with her muscular young thighs. "Ooohhhhhh, God! That feels fantastic, Uncle Ted!" she moaned. "Lick my cunt! Uhhhhh, yeahhh... stick your tongue in and fuck my hot little cunt!" I felt her hands on the top of my head, lightly at first, then with more pressure as she pulled my face into her crotch, at the same time grinding her juvenile slot down at my sucking mouth. Cindy was doing her best to suck as much of my cock into her small mouth as she could, but it was an impossible task. Time and time again, I felt the head of my prick hit the back of her throat with barely half of my shaft in her mouth. She was just too little to deep-throat me properly. I wanted to tell her to just suck on as much as she could handle and jack her fists on the rest, but my mouth was too full of her sister's oozing cunt. I felt Jodie's pussy convulse around my tongue and I knew she was cumming, but I was completely unprepared for the gush of pussy-cream that filled my mouth. The horny little kid was cumming a bucketload! I tried to swallow it all down, but a lot escaped and ran down my cheeks and onto the bed. I put my hands under her tight little ass in a vain attempt to lift the squirming girl off my face a bit so I could get my mouth over her creaming hole. But she was too far gone to co-operate. In the end I just licked and sucked at whatever part of her juice-covered little cunt that she chose to thrust at my lips. A minute later, Jodie slumped forward over me, gasping for breath. I kept licking at her drooling slit and nibbling her swollen clit until she rolled off me, totally drained. Cindy was still trying to cram my entire cock into her tiny mouth, without much success. I reached down and eased the eager little 12-year-old's head off my prick, pulling her tiny naked body up over mine. My cock was as hard as a rock, and after licking both girls to orgasm, I needed to get my prick into one of their hot tight little cunts real bad... maybe BOTH of them, if I could keep it up long enough. "Wanna fuck now, baby?", I grinned, pressing my erection against her tiny hairless mound. "Oh, yes please, Uncle Ted", she giggled sexily. "Daddy or Jimmy always fuck me in the mornings too." "Well, we can't break a family tradition then, can we, sweetheart?" I rolled Cindy onto her back and spread her legs, looking down into her gorgeous smiling face as I climbed between her thighs. She reached down and grabbed my prick aiming it at her tiny little slot with both hands. "Ooooh it's so biiiiig!" she murmured, her eyes growing wide. "Don't worry, you've had it inside you before, honey, remember?", I soothed. "It only looks big this morning, okay?" Part 19. "Okay", she whispered, giving me a sexy little smile. God she was cute when she was horny! Cindy's eyes were wide and glittering as she positioned the head of my cock into her tiny pussy and hunched her tiny hips up. My fat cockhead popped inside easily, forcing out a small trickle of cunt-juice. I still couldn't get over how wet this sexy little 12-year-old could get when she was aroused. I looked down and watched Cindy's hairless little pussy-lips spread wide around my cock as it disappeared into her tiny cunt, her smooth, slippery sheath tight around me, like no pussy I had ever felt before! Slowly, I began to pump her cunt, my cock throbbing in the tight confines of her hot little belly. "Uhhhhhhhh, yeahhh, fuck me, Uncle Ted," she whispers. "Fuck my cunt! Fuck it hard and cum in my pussy!" Intensely excited by her wanton pleading, I started pounding my cock into her a bit harder, pulling out almost all the way, then ramming my prick all the way in again, fucking her little pussy hard and fast with the full length of my prick. She began to whimper, so I slowed down. "Am I hurting you, baby?" I asked, looking down into her flushed little face. "No... don't stop! It just feels so goooooood!", murmured Cindy, grinding her hot little cunt up at me. "Fuck me harder if you like. I really love it when Daddy or Jimmy fuck me hard!" "Okay, honey!", I said, moving my hips a little faster. "How's that?" "Uhhhhhhhhhhh! N...niiiiiiiice! Ohhhhhhh! Harder..... harder......" I fucked her deeper, feeling the head of my cock slamming into the back wall of her tiny cunt, afraid at any time I was going to hurt her. But Cindy just kept moaning and squirming her little ass around, begging me to fuck her harder. Soon I was pounding the little girl as hard as I'd ever fucked any grown woman... and she loved it, squealing and whimpering and humping her tiny cunt up to meet my powerful downward thrusts. On every stroke I pulled out almost all the way, then slammed back all the way inside her again, pumping her tight little pussy hard and fast with the full length of my prick. I kept up the pace, trying desperately not to come too soon. Her young cunt seemed to suck me back inside her of its own accord. The slippery suction around my cock-shaft was incredible and the pleasure intense. Luckily Cindy was even closer to her release, my thick prick dragging back and forth over her stiff little clit was getting her off in record time. Then I felt her shudder beneath me and thrust her cunt at me real hard, her whole body trembling. "OHH, GODDDDDDD!" she screamed, "I'M CUMMMMMMINNNGGGG! OHHH! OHHH! UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Her tiny body convulsed wildly as Cindy's climax rocketing through her. I kept pumping her, fucking the whimpering little girl through every delicious spasm. It must have been a good one because she seemed go limp as if she'd fainted or something. Then she opened her eyes and looked up into mine, a look of total bliss on her pretty little face. I was still pounding her deeply, striving fro my own release which I could feel was very close. Her tiny clinging cunt was so tight and wet and her her little body so exciting and passionate that I couldn't control my orgasm any longer. I screamed with pleasure as Cindy thrust her hips up at me, fucking me back as I pumped my load deep up inside her quivering little cunt. Her tiny vaginal muscles seemed to tighten and release around me in rippling waves, milking my twitching cock-shaft of every last drop of sperm. After filling her tiny, little-girl cunt with my cum, I rolled to the side, my cock still deep in Cindy's cunt. Hugging her tightly, I lay beside her trying to catch my breath. It had been one of most energetic and pleasurable fucks of my entire life. Cindy kept grinding her hips at me slowly, her hot little cunt massaging my cock, keeping me hard. I couldn't believe it. If it didn't watch out, my sexy little 12-year-old niece was going to fuck me to death. She nuzzled my neck a while, just enjoying the thickness of my cock filling her young cunt. Then she looked up into my eyes and smiled impishly. "Wanna fuck me again, Uncle Ted?", she asked, almost coyly. "Your cock is still nice and hard." "Ohhh, baby!", I moaned pulling her on top of me. "I'll fuck you as long as it stays hard too!" "Ohhhhhhh, goody!", squealed Cindy. "I love you, Uncle Ted" "And I love you, honey", I replied, stroking my cock up inside her tight little pussy. As my insatiable little 12-year-old niece bounced shamelessly up and down on my amazingly-stiff cock, I lay back and thought about all that had happened since I arrived. I was glad now that I'd decided to take my sister up on her offer to come and visit. Otherwise I'd have missed out on the best sex of my life. I wasn't looking forward to returning home, but I knew one thing... 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10-22-2002, 12:53:19: tracey

10-22-2002, 12:53:33: tracey

10-22-2002, 12:53:43: hello

10-22-2002, 14:19:31: Not very original, but how are you?

10-22-2002, 14:21:23: Not very original, but how are you?

10-22-2002, 14:30:19: You suck

10-23-2002, 01:21:28: hi

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10-23-2002, 02:27:09: Who let the dogs out?

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10-23-2002, 06:05:48: You

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10-23-2002, 06:35:01: bich

10-23-2002, 06:35:08: bich

10-23-2002, 06:35:17: hallo

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10-23-2002, 07:54:49: Hi,you called ant

10-23-2002, 07:55:03: Hi you called ant

10-23-2002, 07:55:14: Hello hows it going? Im michelle from london

10-23-2002, 07:55:24: Hello hows it going? Im michelle from london

10-23-2002, 07:55:31: You necrobestialdermobuggerer

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10-23-2002, 08:20:37: Hello, sorry we cannot take your call. Please leave your details after the bleep.

10-23-2002, 08:22:22: Hello.

10-23-2002, 08:23:30: one , two ,

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10-23-2002, 08:25:23: hello

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10-23-2002, 09:28:03: hello

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10-23-2002, 09:34:10: wants ATM marchine into my store for more business...

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10-23-2002, 09:52:15: test

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10-23-2002, 09:54:03: h

10-23-2002, 09:54:58:

10-23-2002, 10:22:03: i hate wakler

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10-23-2002, 10:52:19: Hello

10-23-2002, 11:52:02: hello

10-23-2002, 12:02:18: Would you like to pay all my bills for me?

10-23-2002, 12:02:52: Would you like to pay all my bills for me?

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10-23-2002, 12:57:19: mark are you recked

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10-23-2002, 13:26:37: Hello Mark

10-23-2002, 13:26:43: Hello

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10-23-2002, 14:43:10: hello

10-23-2002, 14:58:58: hi rob

10-23-2002, 14:59:10: hi

10-23-2002, 15:07:31: njldfld

10-23-2002, 15:07:48: player

10-23-2002, 16:39:49: does this have a practical use

10-23-2002, 16:39:58: does this have a practical use

10-23-2002, 16:40:47: what

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10-23-2002, 22:43:19: what's going 0on here!!!!

10-24-2002, 01:00:00:

10-24-2002, 01:00:11: What?

10-24-2002, 01:22:58: Rob, this is your wife, i want a divorce, i'm cheating on you with your brother

10-24-2002, 01:23:02: Rob, this is your wife, i want a divorce, i'm cheating on you with your brother

10-24-2002, 02:02:46: Hi Charlie

10-24-2002, 02:02:59: Hi Charlie

10-24-2002, 02:03:03: Hi Charlie

10-24-2002, 02:03:06: Hi Charlie

10-24-2002, 02:03:12: Hi Charlie

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10-24-2002, 05:58:28: hello

10-24-2002, 05:58:53: hello

10-24-2002, 06:24:35: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

10-24-2002, 06:25:58: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

10-24-2002, 06:26:05: This is the Automatic Talking Machine

10-24-2002, 06:26:10: This is the Automatic Talking Machine

10-24-2002, 06:26:53: Rob, this is your wife, i want a divorce, i'm cheating on you with your brother.

10-24-2002, 07:20:32: hello

10-24-2002, 07:26:01: hello

10-24-2002, 07:27:10: What kind of machine is this I get an error

10-24-2002, 07:27:16: What kind of machine is this I get an error

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10-24-2002, 08:19:42: help

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10-24-2002, 08:26:12: Far og mor

10-24-2002, 08:26:31: mummy

10-24-2002, 08:27:02: mummy

10-24-2002, 08:27:13: Duh? Is this really still working. I remember sawing it years ago.

10-24-2002, 08:27:32: mummy

10-24-2002, 09:16:47: tell me

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10-24-2002, 09:30:28: Say, did you hear? The authorities believe they have captured the D C shooter or shooters.

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10-24-2002, 11:26:16: hello

10-24-2002, 11:32:04: I love you

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10-24-2002, 11:32:38: helo

10-24-2002, 11:36:41: Time for bed kids

10-24-2002, 11:36:50: Time for bed kids

10-24-2002, 11:50:35: hello

10-24-2002, 12:20:01: Hello all you funky guys.

10-24-2002, 12:20:10: Hello all you funky guys.

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10-24-2002, 12:45:03: hello whats all this then

10-24-2002, 14:44:21: hello asshole, have a problem?

10-24-2002, 14:44:28: hello asshole, have a problem?

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10-24-2002, 21:08:51: do you hear me ?

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10-25-2002, 04:10:40:

10-25-2002, 04:12:33:

10-25-2002, 04:12:37:

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10-25-2002, 06:13:11: what is the point of this?

10-25-2002, 06:13:30: error

10-25-2002, 06:14:21: hello

10-25-2002, 06:15:15: Internal Server Error The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@hansen1.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. "More information about this error may be available in the server error log. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apache/1.3.26 Server at hansen1.com Port 80

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10-25-2002, 06:33:17: eat me

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10-25-2002, 07:28:48:

10-25-2002, 07:29:02:

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10-25-2002, 09:44:31: Hello how are you

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10-25-2002, 09:50:32: good evening from bolton

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10-25-2002, 11:38:28:

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10-25-2002, 11:46:03: how the hell did i get here

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10-25-2002, 12:02:50: Hello

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10-25-2002, 14:36:32:

10-25-2002, 14:37:01: dog slime

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10-25-2002, 19:57:49: man

10-25-2002, 21:20:14: hello

10-26-2002, 01:57:37: Hello

10-26-2002, 02:38:12: I am a talking computer

10-26-2002, 02:39:04: I am a talking computer

10-26-2002, 04:20:13: How about a good grope Mis Taylorson

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10-26-2002, 05:56:01:

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10-26-2002, 12:46:08: yes

10-26-2002, 12:46:25: the cat on the mat

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10-26-2002, 19:43:59: what is this?

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10-27-2002, 02:01:33: Good evening, my name is Bond ...James Bond

10-27-2002, 02:02:18: good morning, shall we go out now?

10-27-2002, 02:02:28: good morning, shall we go out now?

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10-27-2002, 02:37:36: Hello

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10-27-2002, 05:25:13: I wanna tell you a story

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10-30-2002, 15:34:30: hi there in in solihull in westmidlands england.we had a earthquake recently and although it was only 4.8 it rocked our highrise really bad.i know that you have several where you live and i think you all very brave .i talk to people in america on chat services ,leisure district is the main one i use unfortunately this is going off line soon but may i take this chance to say i think your all great in the usa,from robin .aka. the running goose.best wishes

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11-03-2002, 06:37:49: Louise

11-03-2002, 06:38:07: Louise

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11-04-2002, 08:13:32: hope

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11-04-2002, 09:44:36: testing

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11-04-2002, 15:49:38: bye

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11-04-2002, 18:54:52: It is not interesting.

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11-11-2002, 02:44:34: I sit at my desk in a stupor, My brain starting to decompose, And there on the end of my finger, Sits a bogey, picked fresh from my nose. I fiddle around with the bogey, Pulling it this way and that, Then I hurl it towards my computer, Where it lands on my screen with a 'splat'. I look at the bogey before I go home, Where it sits, now dried up, on my screen. It's quite a big bogey, I think to myself, And really, quite pleasantly green.

11-11-2002, 02:44:44: I sit at my desk in a stupor, My brain starting to decompose, And there on the end of my finger, Sits a bogey, picked fresh from my nose. I fiddle around with the bogey, Pulling it this way and that, Then I hurl it towards my computer, Where it lands on my screen with a 'splat'. I look at the bogey before I go home, Where it sits, now dried up, on my screen. It's quite a big bogey, I think to myself, And really, quite pleasantly green.

11-11-2002, 02:44:51: I sit at my desk in a stupor, My brain starting to decompose, And there on the end of my finger, Sits a bogey, picked fresh from my nose. I fiddle around with the bogey, Pulling it this way and that, Then I hurl it towards my computer, Where it lands on my screen with a 'splat'. I look at the bogey before I go home, Where it sits, now dried up, on my screen. It's quite a big bogey, I think to myself, And really, quite pleasantly green.

11-11-2002, 02:45:08: I sit at my desk in a stupor, My brain starting to decompose, And there on the end of my finger, Sits a bogey, picked fresh from my nose.

11-11-2002, 04:47:12: hallo

11-11-2002, 04:47:36: hallo

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11-13-2002, 08:42:03: Is there a text-to-speech application that I can download ?

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11-13-2002, 10:01:16:

11-13-2002, 10:01:25: Greetings from the UK

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11-15-2002, 03:30:39: Hmmm. The words came back but no sound.

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11-15-2002, 05:14:57: The weather in London is changeable

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11-18-2002, 14:49:47: DIDN'T WORK. dIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING

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11-20-2002, 10:57:01: YOUUR A CUNT DAVE!

11-20-2002, 12:35:25: Managment has informed me that you have all been let go. Read your indox's for your pink slips! Have a nice new year!

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11-27-2002, 07:18:33: I am a Hal 9000 computer. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

11-27-2002, 08:32:12: Greetings earthling

11-27-2002, 08:55:24: gibbon

11-27-2002, 08:55:42: gibbon

11-27-2002, 08:56:21: Hello

11-27-2002, 15:34:26: jamilee

11-27-2002, 15:35:19: jamilee

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11-27-2002, 21:39:07: Hello Joel, this is lucifer

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11-28-2002, 17:31:33: today i was driving my car over to my uncles house for some thanksgiving dinner and a cute little furry bunny ran out in front of my car and it was too late to stop so i ended up running over the bunny, and it was nasty. Thanksgiving dinner was good, though.

11-28-2002, 17:32:06: ass monkey

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11-29-2002, 01:52:54: I do not beleve that someone is listening this! O o o Santa is there!

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11-29-2002, 05:59:19: It's six o'clock. Good Morning

11-29-2002, 06:04:21: It's six o'clock. Good Morning

11-29-2002, 06:06:53: Hi there! This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.

11-29-2002, 06:08:33: A real pleasure, feller, we are currently in orbit at an altitude of three hundred miles around the legendary planet of Magrathea.

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11-29-2002, 22:45:45: fuck you

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11-30-2002, 16:19:52: you smell of cheese

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11-30-2002, 18:00:06: hi

11-30-2002, 19:21:38: love

11-30-2002, 23:06:01: I need to know if there is a pageable traffic report service for your area??

12-01-2002, 04:50:27: hello

12-01-2002, 04:50:51: does this this work?

12-01-2002, 04:51:04: does this this work

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12-01-2002, 11:43:35: You know nothing of the horse

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12-01-2002, 13:38:56: the answer to life the universe and everything is forty two

12-01-2002, 13:43:24: of all the talking machines in all the world i had to find this one

12-01-2002, 17:16:24: hello

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12-02-2002, 09:18:03: i am steven hawkins

12-02-2002, 13:07:39: Is this for real?

12-02-2002, 13:22:30: hello

12-02-2002, 13:42:27: fuck you

12-02-2002, 13:43:13: hey buddy hows it hangin

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12-02-2002, 17:10:30: BURGER AND FRIES!! HAHAHA

12-02-2002, 21:36:43: hello

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12-02-2002, 21:38:33: Sarah smells bad

12-02-2002, 23:45:05: Hello

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12-03-2002, 03:59:48: What do they call a french man in sandles?

12-03-2002, 04:00:18: Philipe Philop

12-03-2002, 10:17:21: Hello

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12-03-2002, 13:27:30: ROB SAID

12-03-2002, 13:59:11: Hello

12-03-2002, 13:59:51: Hello you big silly

12-03-2002, 16:25:28: hello?

12-03-2002, 16:25:53: FUCK YOU ASS HOLE GO LICK SOME PENIS

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12-03-2002, 19:19:26: hello honey bunny

12-03-2002, 20:03:57: hi

12-03-2002, 22:41:20: Hello to everyone in the room!

12-04-2002, 06:32:05: do you have any gray poupon

12-04-2002, 07:03:00: JOE GOT A SUPERIOR

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12-04-2002, 08:07:55: hello

12-04-2002, 08:09:00: ill insult you you fucker

12-04-2002, 13:18:11: happy birthday josh

12-04-2002, 16:54:21: your probably not around to hear this but anyway......The world has truned and left me here. Just where I was before you appeared.And in your place, an empty space has filled the void behind my face. I just made love with your sweet memory 1000 times in my head. You said you loved it more than ever. You said you and me turned away, turning futher everyday. The world has turned and left me here just where I was before you appeared. And in your place and empty space. Has filled the void behind me face. I talk for hours to your wallet photograph, and your just listening. You left enchanted by my intellect, or maybe you didnt. You and me turned away, turning further everyday. The world had turned and left me here. Just where I was before you appeared. And in your place an empty space, has filled the void behind my face. You and me turned away, turning further everyday. The world had turned and left me here. Just where I was before you appeared. And in your place and empty space has filled the void behind my face. The world has turned and left me here. Just where I was before you appeared. And in your place an empty space has filled the void behind my....Do you believe what I say now? Do you believe what I say now? do you believe? Goddam you half japanese girls do it to me everytime. Oh the red head said you shred the cello, and I'm jello baby. But you wont talk, wont look, wont think of me. Im the apitome of public enemy. Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me. I'm alot like you, so please. Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting. I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me. I asked you to go to the green day concert. You said you never heard of them. How cool is that? So I went to your room and read you diary: "Watching grunge leg-drop new-jack through a press table" then My heart stopped: "listening to cio-cio san. Fall in love all over again." I'm alot like you so please. Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting. I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me. How stupid is this? I cant talk about it, I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart. How stupid is this, wont you gimmie a minute. Just come up to me and say hello to my heart. How stupid is this for all I know you want me too. Amybe you just dont know what to do. Maybe your scared to say "I'm falling for you". I wish I could get my head out this sand, 'cuz i think we'd make a great team. And you would keep my fingers nails clean. But thats just a stupid dream and I wont realize, 'cuz I cant even look in your eyes without shakin and I aint faking. I'll bring home the trukey if you bring home the bacon. I'm alot like you so please. Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting. I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me.

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12-06-2002, 02:51:08: Hello

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12-08-2002, 01:11:44: is this working today

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12-08-2002, 15:19:00: This machine is about to self destruct due to loneliness. Please talk to me baby!

12-08-2002, 16:21:02: hi

12-08-2002, 17:06:23: Mary

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12-08-2002, 20:03:23: boy

12-08-2002, 22:18:33: the story of one man's desire to have a bat house in his yard.

12-08-2002, 23:03:01: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

12-09-2002, 09:45:37: fuk

12-09-2002, 09:46:21: hello

12-09-2002, 09:48:30: i am fat

12-09-2002, 09:48:52: robbber

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12-09-2002, 11:59:28: fuck this shit

12-09-2002, 14:33:51: What's Crackalackin

12-09-2002, 14:54:24: alexander

12-09-2002, 15:28:03: Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. It is now technically possible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the y(male) gene is an incomplete x(female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself,incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, of love, friendship, affection or tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the service of his drives and needs; he is incapable ofmental passion, mental interaction

12-09-2002, 15:33:38: Life in this society being,

12-09-2002, 15:34:51: Life in this society being,

12-10-2002, 00:01:02: What is the point to this except t waste more time which i am not adverse to.

12-10-2002, 10:07:50: fsghsfghsfgh

12-10-2002, 10:53:20: This is one of the craziest things I've heard of. Hope ya'll are doing OK today. I'm from Russellville Kentucky. So long.

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12-10-2002, 15:09:57: hey your the guy who stole all my pants i need them back because the police say i can't teach kindergarten without them can i have my pants back please

12-10-2002, 17:34:58: We're busy right now. Please call back.

12-10-2002, 17:36:25: We're busy right now. Please call back.

12-10-2002, 17:37:00: Leave a message.

12-10-2002, 17:39:38: No good.

12-11-2002, 01:22:56: have you gotten your Christmas shopping done?

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12-11-2002, 18:31:47: help im stuck in the computer

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12-12-2002, 09:40:51: hello

12-12-2002, 09:41:31: hi

12-12-2002, 10:13:41: yackedy yack

12-12-2002, 16:08:51: Hello there.

12-13-2002, 01:22:32: this is an uncontrolled experiment, so don't blame me if something goes wrong

12-13-2002, 01:24:15: this is an uncontrolled experiment, so don't blame me if something goes wrong

12-13-2002, 06:06:12: Hello, my name is james.

12-13-2002, 06:06:33: Hello, my name is james.

12-13-2002, 06:07:11: Hello, my name is james.

12-13-2002, 06:07:23: Hello, my name is james.

12-13-2002, 06:08:42: it dont work. what a shit product

12-13-2002, 09:14:06: visit www dot ed needs a hummer dot com.

12-13-2002, 10:28:21: tes

12-13-2002, 11:20:07: Hello

12-13-2002, 15:00:51: Welcome

12-13-2002, 21:26:20: I really wish that I was a goldfish.

12-14-2002, 02:52:58: Hi, I am from Hungary

12-14-2002, 04:43:38: OK THIS IS A TEST

12-14-2002, 06:35:30: get fucked

12-14-2002, 07:33:34: develop

12-14-2002, 09:26:18: Hello how are you?

12-14-2002, 09:27:26: I'm really bored

12-14-2002, 13:50:04: hello

12-14-2002, 13:50:32: hello

12-14-2002, 13:51:13: What the

12-14-2002, 15:55:21: Kristi please feed your dog

12-15-2002, 02:28:32: say fool

12-15-2002, 04:56:03: hello

12-15-2002, 04:56:26: hello

12-15-2002, 04:56:53: hello

12-15-2002, 09:32:33: Hello

12-15-2002, 09:37:02: Yeah right !!!

12-15-2002, 12:45:30: shoe

12-15-2002, 12:59:58: You can turn the channel and play a game.

12-15-2002, 14:15:20: who are you?

12-15-2002, 16:25:16: I am trying to download something like this. do you know where I can get one?

12-16-2002, 08:26:51: how does this work?

12-16-2002, 08:27:38: how does this work?

12-16-2002, 08:28:35: how does this work?

12-16-2002, 10:26:33: Hej dit fede svin

12-16-2002, 10:28:29: Hej dit fede svin

12-16-2002, 10:29:00: Hello, who are you

12-16-2002, 12:11:10: Dude.

12-16-2002, 13:24:26: I like chicken and you all smell like poop

12-16-2002, 17:24:08: bah

12-16-2002, 17:24:28: bah

12-16-2002, 17:24:44: this is bogus

12-16-2002, 17:25:14: hoooowaaaaa

12-16-2002, 17:25:22: hoooowaaaaa

12-16-2002, 17:34:45: Wanna suck me silly?

12-16-2002, 18:40:22: If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

12-17-2002, 04:01:05: mary had a little lamb

12-17-2002, 07:01:09: My name is Steve and I am an alcoholic. Two years ago I was living in the Los Angeles river. Now I am on vacation with tweenty grand in the bank. With the help of a tweelve step program I no longer need to run from my feelings. You see drugs and alcohol were the solution to my problums. Today I have found a better way to deal with them. I face them head on. How do I do that you might ask. With spirituality. You see today God is doing for me what I could not do for myself.

12-17-2002, 07:09:19:

12-17-2002, 10:36:53: oh noo!

12-17-2002, 11:51:28: No More Egg Salad

12-17-2002, 12:15:59: hello

12-17-2002, 15:17:16: Hello - shall we play a game?

12-17-2002, 15:17:55: Hello - shall we play a game?

12-17-2002, 15:18:38: Hello. Shall we play a game?

12-18-2002, 02:49:23: Kiss my ass

12-18-2002, 02:49:43: Kiss my ass

12-18-2002, 02:51:09: Kiss my ass

12-18-2002, 08:39:51: Nobody tosses a dwarf

12-18-2002, 11:29:08: i am the infamous invisible cow slayer! all in san fran bow before me!

12-18-2002, 12:55:38: hi

12-18-2002, 13:20:32: Hi Mom!

12-18-2002, 19:53:26: hi there sweety i bet you can melt the snow that blows on me and whip up some fun under a tree,yes just you and me he he he

12-18-2002, 19:54:12: hi there sweety i bet you can melt the snow that blows on me and whip up some fun under a tree,yes just you and me he he he

12-18-2002, 19:55:43: hi there sweety i bet you can melt the snow that blows on me and whip up some fun under a tree,yes just you and me he he he

12-18-2002, 19:56:14: hi there sweety i bet you can melt the snow that blows on me and whip up some fun under a tree,yes just you and me he he he

12-18-2002, 21:02:40: hello how are you welcome to ADLER luggage and travelgoods

12-18-2002, 21:03:10: argadgfadfg

12-19-2002, 01:11:47: fuck me hard

12-19-2002, 01:13:38:

12-19-2002, 01:14:11: please come here

12-19-2002, 05:13:13: Hello from belgium

12-19-2002, 12:57:24: You've got a cool site!

12-19-2002, 16:15:32: This is a cool idea. I might try it myself.

12-20-2002, 06:36:34: Fuck You

12-20-2002, 09:05:42: up youre dummy

12-20-2002, 09:11:20: hello steve

12-20-2002, 09:31:36: Hello from London England

12-20-2002, 09:38:41: HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

12-20-2002, 09:39:39: HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

12-20-2002, 09:40:07: HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

12-20-2002, 09:41:45: HELLO

12-20-2002, 09:49:41: Greetings from New Orleans. In our section of paradise, we have clear blue skies, temperatures in the mid sixties, corrupt politicians, and plenty to drink. Lass A lay baw taw roo lay. Let the good times roll

12-20-2002, 12:04:03: Koyaanisqatsi

12-20-2002, 12:19:18: Only cool, intelligent people know what this means: =w= rawk music

12-20-2002, 12:19:24: Only cool, intelligent people know what this means: =w= rawk music

12-20-2002, 17:45:24: hello

12-20-2002, 18:08:57: HELLO EVERYONE

12-20-2002, 18:36:23: Like I believe that this thing talks to someone in an office somewhere.......geeeeeeeeesh

12-20-2002, 22:24:20: Poop is good to eat

12-21-2002, 12:48:14: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 12:48:27: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 12:48:41: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 18:30:03: hi

12-21-2002, 18:57:03: hi rob, whats up,not much here, thats why im here, type-talking to u, there sure r alot of things on here,do u really hear them all?

12-21-2002, 23:13:42: tim

12-21-2002, 23:13:54: tim

12-22-2002, 00:49:09: slithy toves

12-22-2002, 03:57:32: How does this work then?

12-22-2002, 03:58:50: How does this work then?

12-22-2002, 04:00:12: hello

12-22-2002, 04:43:15: fuck you over

12-22-2002, 04:43:44: fuck you over

12-22-2002, 04:44:05: hello

12-22-2002, 07:27:50: how the heck are you?

12-22-2002, 08:41:36: NICK YOU HAVE GOT YOUR MOUTH OPEN

12-22-2002, 08:42:26: NICK YOU HAVE GOT YOUR MOUTH OPEN

12-22-2002, 08:42:54: HELLO

12-22-2002, 14:51:05: canada rules

12-22-2002, 15:49:36: Shut the fuck up!

12-22-2002, 15:49:48: Shut the hell up!

12-22-2002, 15:50:03: I love you

12-22-2002, 15:58:24: you eat poo

12-22-2002, 16:41:27: Wheres the any key?

12-22-2002, 16:49:48: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

12-22-2002, 16:52:06: Alright, I admit it, I took a break last night and the toaster and I uhh umm kinda went at it, I'm sorry all, but our love is greater than that of the refrigerator and fat fred, and we all know thats not only food, ewwwwwwwwwww

12-22-2002, 16:58:35: what is going on

12-22-2002, 17:00:14: fuck me baby

12-22-2002, 17:06:06: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....

12-22-2002, 17:12:25: Hi....Vikki from Norway again..... still fucking you`r rubber dolli?????

12-22-2002, 17:20:28: hey.......u....yeah....over here..... its me you dummy...your computer... hey... lets surf the porno pages again huh??? yeah get some electronic pussy.... its been a wile now, like...about 5 minuts ago.......... spank spank spank spank......spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank your willyyyy yeeeeaahhhhhh spaaaank it haaaaaaard babyyyyyyy....... no.... buthead im still here aswipe....... bye im going. hey shitlover...... u comming ore what???....... ok, il surf the fuck sites by my self.... u pussy... hey fuckface..... let go of the rubber doll now u wirdo..... yepp its stil vikki from norway..... u dont like it? wel, heres a corder phone someone who cares !!! ore mail me at vikki_kos@yahoo.no for my werbally abuse !!! fuckface u lissening or what?? bye .... helloooooooo i said BYEEEEEEE.....

12-22-2002, 17:34:41: Vikki from norway are going to send u a massage every day....u up for it?` ..... kan u handel this ?? vikki_kos@yahoo.no if not... oooooooooohhhhhh yeeeaaahhh...... vikki has left the building

12-22-2002, 18:20:43: boo

12-21-2002, 12:48:14: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 12:48:27: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 12:48:41: zoe is a goofball

12-21-2002, 18:30:03: hi

12-21-2002, 18:57:03: hi rob, whats up,not much here, thats why im here, type-talking to u, there sure r alot of things on here,do u really hear them all?

12-21-2002, 23:13:42: tim

12-21-2002, 23:13:54: tim

12-22-2002, 00:49:09: slithy toves

12-22-2002, 03:57:32: How does this work then?

12-22-2002, 03:58:50: How does this work then?

12-22-2002, 04:00:12: hello

12-22-2002, 04:43:15: fuck you over

12-22-2002, 04:43:44: fuck you over

12-22-2002, 04:44:05: hello

12-22-2002, 07:27:50: how the heck are you?

12-22-2002, 08:41:36: NICK YOU HAVE GOT YOUR MOUTH OPEN

12-22-2002, 08:42:26: NICK YOU HAVE GOT YOUR MOUTH OPEN

12-22-2002, 08:42:54: HELLO

12-22-2002, 14:51:05: canada rules

12-22-2002, 15:49:36: Shut the fuck up!

12-22-2002, 15:49:48: Shut the hell up!

12-22-2002, 15:50:03: I love you

12-22-2002, 15:58:24: you eat poo

12-22-2002, 16:41:27: Wheres the any key?

12-22-2002, 16:58:35: what is going on

12-22-2002, 17:00:14: fuck me baby

12-22-2002, 17:12:25: Hi....Vikki from Norway again..... still fucking you`r rubber dolli?????

12-22-2002, 18:20:43: boo

12-22-2002, 18:32:45: hello

12-22-2002, 18:34:19: who the heck is rob hansen?

12-22-2002, 18:43:23: Help me I have dropped mt pancakes

12-22-2002, 18:44:13: help help Im being repressed

12-22-2002, 18:44:46: w w w dot e dash timpa dot com

12-22-2002, 19:05:24: Please buy me dinner now.

12-22-2002, 19:22:34: hello

12-22-2002, 19:22:44: hello

12-22-2002, 21:40:00: Hello

12-23-2002, 02:07:54: et bien bravo

12-23-2002, 02:08:53: how are you

12-23-2002, 06:30:37: Hpowzit dude

12-23-2002, 06:32:00: Howzit dude. I'm from South Africa. Merry Christmas

12-23-2002, 07:35:39: Hello

12-23-2002, 09:51:06: hello

12-23-2002, 11:19:51: hello

12-23-2002, 11:21:23: jamie u r a women

12-23-2002, 13:24:33: may the peace and joy of christmas be with you and all your love ones

12-23-2002, 16:06:11: woot woot woot

12-23-2002, 17:29:00: hey

12-23-2002, 20:30:59: I hate whiners

12-23-2002, 20:31:20: I hate whiners

12-23-2002, 20:31:31: I hate whiners

12-24-2002, 00:28:58: hello

12-24-2002, 04:12:43: hello aardvark

12-24-2002, 04:13:40: hello aardvark

12-24-2002, 09:34:58: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

12-24-2002, 09:35:30: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

12-24-2002, 09:35:50: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

12-24-2002, 18:56:17: hello

12-24-2002, 20:32:27: Hello...

12-25-2002, 05:42:14: JAMES GET TO WORK AND PLEASE LEAVE THAT GUINNESS ALONE

12-25-2002, 08:13:34: hello man

12-25-2002, 09:32:14: yo baby "I LOVE YOU" will you merry me?

12-25-2002, 11:50:06: zdravo

12-25-2002, 12:17:05: What is up, my white home-e g? Or at least you have the chance of being white. Anyways. Could you get me some of that 117 volt power? This 110 volt current is getting kind of old..

12-25-2002, 15:08:03: I am a male

12-26-2002, 00:05:34: Monkey on a stick........

12-26-2002, 01:59:52: bonjour

12-26-2002, 02:00:10: bonjour

12-26-2002, 02:00:32: bonjour

12-26-2002, 14:48:23: merry christmas to everyone that can here, hope this finds you all well and merry

12-27-2002, 01:01:04: What the hell is going on at commerce one south africa?

12-27-2002, 07:38:03: hello people.

12-27-2002, 08:30:02: get back to work

12-27-2002, 09:06:40: hello

12-27-2002, 09:07:37: I wont something like dis

12-27-2002, 11:28:37: Bush sucks Bush sucks Bush sucks Bush sucks

12-27-2002, 11:49:47: ARRRRR, pirate. Shiver me timbers.

12-27-2002, 12:23:06: hello anna

12-27-2002, 12:23:35: hello anna

12-27-2002, 21:20:15: hidey ho sheriff....are you there?

12-28-2002, 06:25:48: Hey Elkanah

12-28-2002, 16:46:07: hi im just wondring are you actually going to answer me

12-28-2002, 18:54:22: kiss my ass

12-28-2002, 21:09:10: hi from australia. what a kooky idea! i wish i had thought of it.

12-28-2002, 21:16:08: merry christmas from auckland, or as we like to say, a-ah-ka-to-ka-wa-na-ke-a-tu-ka-wa-ka-hi-ka-wa-ka-tumga

12-28-2002, 23:12:05: hey

12-29-2002, 05:28:04: Dear ATM please dispense a thousand dollars to me. thank you

12-29-2002, 06:12:29: hello beautiful

12-29-2002, 09:33:40: dsgfsdgfdgd

12-30-2002, 03:35:22: you are a puss

12-30-2002, 03:35:53: you are a puss

12-30-2002, 04:11:28: good morning, how are you

12-30-2002, 10:09:37: Michael here in south africa, just wanting to say hi, and to wish you and all those around you, a happy new year

12-30-2002, 10:53:32: gyanesha is now online

12-30-2002, 12:42:03: Marbury threw up last night. it was funny

12-30-2002, 12:42:31: Marbury threw up last night. it was funny

12-30-2002, 12:43:09: Marbury threw up last night. it was funny

12-30-2002, 17:02:09: my email is down

12-31-2002, 00:07:38: information about hardware

12-31-2002, 04:12:50: Eugene is in the office on New Year's Eve

12-31-2002, 04:13:11: Eugene is in the office on New Year's Eve

12-31-2002, 04:13:17: Eugene is in the office on New Year's Eve

12-31-2002, 12:01:04: hello karen

12-31-2002, 12:01:07: whats up

12-31-2002, 12:01:37: whats up

12-31-2002, 12:01:47: hello karen

12-31-2002, 12:02:01: hello karen

12-31-2002, 12:02:27: hello karen

12-31-2002, 13:41:38: fuck you

12-31-2002, 15:46:05: get layed

12-31-2002, 15:47:15: get layed

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