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Automatic Talking Machine

Speak to Rob Hansen

This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

First, are you male or female?
Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below:

If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button.

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Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale.